"Give it to me, or I'm gonna hit you", says the boy in his squeeky girlish voice.
"No, not unless you ask politely, and also you can't hit me because you can't reach me", the girl says again with a smirk on her round face.
'PLEASE' the boy says with his teeth grinding.
The sun's slowly getting down, but it's still long untill sunset. The vendors start their calls in the train. It's an organized chaos all around. And between all of this, fall these two petals trying to unknowingly unite into a single stem, but by watering the roots themselves.
"Let's play together", the girl says.
"Together with who?", asks the boy.
"Me and You." Says the girl.
"Never, I dont want to play with you", says the boy without a gap to breath.
"Why?!?", the girl asks with her cheeks swollen up.
"Because you are annoying and I dont like you", says the boy while he resets his entire deck.
"You...you what???", says the girl with her usual stretchy tone, while her cheeks deflate and her eyes fill up with tears.
Boy still busy with his cards, when he hears a stretchy rhythm of a broken voice. He looks up only to see the girl crying.
The boy panics, "Wh...what happened?", he asks.
"You said I am annoying", says the girl with her tone stretched even more than usual.
"Oh my God, you're crying because of that", says the boy expressing his fear loud and clear.
The boy knows even if it's his fault or not, if the girl says his name while crying his mumma's gonna become the devil.
"Heyyyy!! I just told that because...beacuse it... oh theres no reason I am stupid, I just said it without any reason...", says the boy.
"I'm gonna tell momma...", says the girl taking deep breaths while she stares directly into the boys soul.
"Please, dont!", says the boy almost about to break down.
"Alright", says the girl suddenly changing her tone back to normal, "I won't complain, but you will give me Charizard and I also get to keep the Mewtwo."
'No', the boy exclaims.
"Mommaaaa...", cries the girl but in a higher pitch.
"Alright", the boy screams and then lowers his voice, "Alright you can have my Mewtwo...", says the boy grinding his teeth so hard, that the friction would have created sparks if he was 2 dimensional; and he clearly expressed pain through both his voice and face.
"Yeah that I will", the girl says in the most casual way possible and with a switch of expression that literally separated the girl eight minutes ago, "Now give me Charizard...", she adds in with her stretchy tone.
The boy stares at her with a blank face, just trying to figure out what just happened, because the girl a few minutes ago is no where to be found, nor the crybaby neither the annoying girl who cant stop talking; it was a new person in front of him, an evil annoying girl who cant stop TALKING, a devil under the mask of an angel.
"Come on, give it to me", says the girl as if it was owned by her.
The expressions on the boy's face quickly change and the anger level get so high that it comes out as tears;
"You're such a liar", says the boy in an inaudible tone, so much so that it almost sounded like gibberish.
"What???", asks the girl in a bossy tone.
The boy doesnt respond and keeps looking at her as if somebody threw a bomb under his seat and asked him to calm down.
"Where is it, I cant wait any longer", says the red nose while she scratches her head.
The boy inhales a long breath, "You...are...such...a...LIAR...!!!!!", says the boy being totally frustrated.
"Alright, so you want me tell my momma that you called me annoying or what?!?", asks the girl with a pale face.
The boy giving up says, "I would have given it to you but I...I kinda forgot it at home".
"What, who forgets Charizard at home?", asks the girl while she wipes her little red nose with her handkerchief.
"You got the mewtwo right now let me play in peace", says the boy showing total exhaustion.
"No, give me the whole deck", says the girl again with a smirk.
The boy's eyes widen to its largest, "Alright thats it, I dont care anymore go tell whatever you want, I'll face it."
The boy makes his statement and turns to the opposite side while the whole scene takes place in slow motion in his head, and symbolizes victory to him.
"Alright, I'll tell momma you called me annoying and you also said that you dont like me. Also I'll tell her that the new keychain she bought me yesterday...you broke it...", says the girl while Eminem takes notes; the boy moving in slow motion, turns back in ×100 speed and asks
"What keychain????".
The girl throws the unicorn keychain which had its horn broken, which followed the body in the air; which lands perfectly on the boys seat.
She continues, "See this one...", the boy literally drained out of any will remaining in his psyche just looks at his own demise, and stares at the two pieces that just came in flying.
She takes out an empty packet of Jim Jam (which is the best biscuit by the way); and just shows it to the boy and continues,
"And see this, I am gonna tell that you ate my whole packet that too without asking me, see... that way your mom is going to kill you and I will get a new pack of biscuits."
The boy just sits there looking at the girl's face which has the cutest smile that mankind has ever seen; thinking, with each passing second he's getting one step closer to being a baboon's butt twin.
So what do you think, a perfect match???
Well here's what I think, this is the boy's villain origin story.
The only difference, it's the girl who asks...
Why so Serious?