Teaching my child

When it was morning I had gone out to buy the groceries for this month and I had also brought some children books for every subject because I wanted to teach my daughter, Siew Juen. My wife was out for work while I was free because the stock market did not open.

When I got home, I saw my cute daughter awake and walking around in her bamboo crib I made. Before anything else I fed her some porridge and gave her a bottle of milk. After that I showered her and put her into new clothes. She was very cute. She wore a pink puffy one piece dress with a thick cloth as her under garments.

Once she was full of energy, I took out a chinese picture book called Snow White. I read the book to her once and told her to recite it but I only expected her to say a few words. To my surprise she could read the book but her cute way of speaking makes her sound very babyish. Then I read a few more books to her and we repeated the process a few times. Now I start to think my daughter is a genius.

Then I took out a mathematics workbook for children. I taught her to count to ten and I told her to recite but again she memorised what I taught her. Now I wanted to test her to test whether she is smart and capable of solving the questions.

"1+1=2", I said to my daughter.

Then I pointed at a question stating 2+2. I asked her about the question and she gave me an immediate answer.

"Equals 4" she says. 

I then told her to finish one page of math but she amazes me by immediately solving the questions. I then told her to do five more pages but she finished them in under a minute.

"Good job!" I praised her.

"Thanh yiu!" she said in a cute way.

Then I took out the books for other subjects and taught her malay, science, english and once she was sleepy I brought her to bed so she can sleep peacefully. After teaching her for the past 3 hours on the subjects, I can confirm to myself that she is a genius.

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When I woke up, I felt that I was wet. No matter how many times it happened to me it always felt embarrassing. I stood up because it made me more comfortable. I walked for a few minutes in the crib and I started to feel hungry. Until I heard the house door open.

krrrrrr

I was happy to see my father come home because I was starting to get impatient. After he fed me, he carried me to the bathroom and undressed me. I was very satisfied with the warm and refreshing shower.

I was a bit embarrassed about the clothing because it was frilly and pink, it was mortifying. After that, my father took out some children's book and starts reading to me some sentences while pointing at the words.

Not surprising to me, it was very easy but my pronunciation was terrible and sound like gibberish. I was very proficient in many languages such as Chinese, Malay, English, Indian, Japanese and even Korean. I also know some Arab and African but just a little.

He taught me for more than three and I started to get bored and sleepy. I was suddenly lifted up and put to bed.

To Be Continued

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