So yea

Ugh, I feel like shit I mean I knew that it would suck but goddamn. so let's see if my status screen is working.

"STATUS"

' Ding! System starting'

Name: Please choose a name

Race: Please choose a Race

S. 0

I. 0

A. 0

M. 0

L. 20

/_______/

(Inventory-\/)

Starter Pack x1

Gift x1

/_______/

[ Shop ]

'Dragon slaying sword spear' 10k Gold

'Passive Skill | Body of The forge | ' 4k Gold

'Dragon scale Great shield' 2k Gold

'Dragonslayer Lionheart armor' 4k Gold

[_______]

-Rank { F- }-

< End >

My God, I only wanted a status screen not an entire fucking System like what am I going to use this for? A mate? Hold up let's see if this works.

'Where am I system'?

...

'System?'

....

Oh, thank God it's not a sentient system just a screen. For a second there I thought God might have misinterpreted what I wished for.

Right let's get to the bone of the situation, I gotta chose a name and race. Simple enough.

What are my options? 'Select race'?

'Stone Lizard'

'Nyghtmar cat'

'Blud wolf'

'Human'

'Ambrosia cow'

'Icarus raven'

'Nemean panther'

'Lytning wyvern Lizard'

'World Eating wyrmling'

Huh well, I didn't expect this at all, I mean come on with the names of these animals like seriously "Lytning wyvern lizard". So chunni.

WHAT No No No No NOOOOOO I take it back I take it back. Please don't do this. Please? no? Shit... fml or fmsl.

Crap. What even is an L.W.L. (short for lytning wyvern lizard) System? Answers? please? Ok just a status screen.

So I guess I am gonna name myself huh? What's a cool name? Drakon sounds cool. All right Drakon it is then. " Select name: Drakon".

Hey, I see a few things in my inventory so let's see what they are. 'Open Gift.'

| Contents |

1k Gold

Unique Passive skill | Ever-Evolving Monster |

Jewel of the storm God (Sealed)

Nice, there's the special skill I wished for. But what is the jewel of the storm God? Some sort of decoration? Should I eat it? Can I eat it?

Anyway back on the crazy train what's the starter Pack gonna give me? A sword? A cool new skill? Chocolate? Bacon?! Food? Food definitely food.

'Open starter pack, please'.

| Contents |

'Bladeless Kriegmesser '.

' Unique skill | Wyvern's ballad |'

' Hollowed bones of a Leviathan Boa'

' A note that was written by god himself.'

Give me my DRAGON GODDAMNED FOOD. I'm hungry.

#Craaaack#(this is the symbol I'm using for SFX)

Argh. fuck. shit. Ouch. Fucking shit. ow. What the shit just happened. Why do I feel like I'm suffocating? Man, I hate this feeling.

Let me out. LET ME OUT!

#small cracks#

Finally, I got out that was horrible. Where am I?