Movement 2:6

Barrister Johnson: My car broke down, I had to board a danfo, then the danfo was illegally pulled over, I had to take keke napep, the keke napep broke down, I had to quickly climb a motorcycle, the motorcycle...

Mr. Chairman: That's enough. Before you bore us with your missionary journey.

Barrister Johnson: Good afternoon Mr. Chairman, mokom ekom do Chief, and good afternoon to you - the floor members.

All: (Reluctantly) Afternoon!

Mr. Chairman: Attorney Jumoke, please let's see the document you have with you, which certifies my good friend Chief Paul Etim as the legitimate owner of his land.

(Attorney Jumoke hands over the document to Mr. Chairman but she gets intercepted by Chief Etim)

Chief Etim: Let me have a look at it first. (He removes a stash of cash from his pocket and places it in between the document ) Here it is Mr. Chairman.

Mr. Chairman: (Chuckles) Chief Chief. This document (Picks up the document ) looks quite original. It also has a stamp from my office, or is it my sight that is deceiving me?

Papa Chika: Make I look am Mr. Chairman, I sabi comfam C of O. (He collects the document from Mr. Chairman ) Nna eh! Na comfam original be this oh. Your sight no deceive you.

Chika: (Peeps into the document ) Papa, this thing is not original oh.

Papa Chika: Shut up! Wetin you sabi? Wetin elderly person sit down see, small pikin no fit see am; even if e like make e climb the highest iroko tree for this World.

Mama Chika: Yes. Chika, na true your papa talk.

Mallam Sanni: Abeg, Papa Chika, make I see am.