Dream team + Holy Grail War

[Abadi, after 1 year timeskip]

Ohayo gozaimas, you are probably wondering why I made such an unexpected timeskip. Well, nothing interesting happened. My city was just recruiting new citizens. And yet, while the era of the gods has not passed, I started recruiting for my organization. Everything was going well for both the city in which life was beginning to grow, and for the organization in which new people appeared. By the way, speaking of new people, 3 months ago, in addition to average magicians, three more people joined the organization. I will not tell you their names, but I will tell you one thing: after their arrival, the world will become much more dangerous. Well, or not only in the world but just in our country. Why? Well, these people are STOP, I said I won't tell you their names.

Okay, let's talk about other things, like my grimoire. It has evolved. He has not increased in stat bonuses, but now he can cast the "Curse of the Old Raven". It sounds epic. It works no less well. If someone has received damage from my abilities when he is in a deplorable state (10% HP), then he can be cursed (5% chance). This curse moves the victim's soul into my grimmoire. In fact, it just takes away some of their power (10%of the power) and enhances my abilities. How does it work? Well, for example, if I killed some demon who had 200 in each parameter, then my abilities will deal 2 damage bonus, and if I kill someone who has half of the stats 300 and the other half 100, then my abilities will still deal +2 damage. In general, the arithmetic mean of its parameters is taken. I can't wait to fight with HIM.

There is also peace in my city, but not on the main base of Demon Slayer Core. In the first 6 months, I created about 160 tablets telling about the rune language of Arkanelia. To be honest, the runes of Arkanelia are runes of medium complexity. There are runes: light, medium, heavy, great difficulty. So that you understand the difference, runes of light complexity occupy 10 pages in srenem, medium-100 pages, heavy 1,000, and runes of great complexity occupy at least 50,000. Fine. Sometimes I hate the multiverse.

Okay, enough about the runes, I have to tell you that

- WE NEED MORE DEMO!!! (Idiot 1)

- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! (Idiot 2)

- ... (idiot 3)

- WHAT DID I F##KING SAYED ABOUT USING DEMO?! (Uanna)

- Whops. (idiot 2)

Yes, I would like to tell you about these idiots. The first is called Senford, and the second is Deimos. The third is called Hank J. Wimbleton, or simply Hank. Yes, as you might understand, this is a trio from Medness combat, or at least their reflections in the Fate universe. Why are they in my city? Well, I found them injured in the desert, so I healed them, and they, in turn, agreed to join the Demon Slayer Core. How many times did I regret it? 23. Yes, I counted how many times they were stupid. At least, these idiots are pretty good demon slayers. I determined their innate attribute (before magic with your innate attribute will be easier to learn, and it will also cause much more damage) and taught them magic. I would like to say that Hank Sanford and Deimos in this world are a little different from their past selves, but this does not prevent them from killing demons. They have become kinder to ordinary people, but they still do not spare anyone during the battle.

During all this time, we became friends, and I got to know them better. All they want now is to take revenge on the clown. In fact, I would have destroyed it anyway. Why? Well... During the entire time they arrived at our place, two powerful energy signatures appeared in the world, one of which soon destroyed the other. Maybe I don't know what type of mana they used, but I clearly know that if it's Tricky and Auditor, then the first one defeated the second one. Why do I think so? The energy of the first creature was in chaos, and the second breathed black magic. I taught these idiots magic and helped with the training of their bodies. I think that they are ready to fulfill the mission for which they have prepared. In fact, even I wonder if we can kill the clown, because these three came here with their previous strength and experience and at the same time became 2 times stronger in just 3 months. I'm already wondering if we can win this battle. And also

[Attention, you recieved new quest: Clown problem

A strong creature has got into the world that can cause him great harm. Deal with the clown and get unique items that you can not find in the system store.

Execution condition: Kill creature named TRICKY

Rewards: Nimbus x1 / upgrade 1 skill to max lvl / "cell power" power up / alchemy (max lvl) / "obsidian power" power up / an infinite number of cells (dead cells)]

Let's go, crusaders!

[In one secret place]

- It's time for revenge. This creature reincarnated me and gave me a huge power. Now I can destroy Hank!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAhhashaadahsasdfhadahsfaweop9fhnashhahahahahahaha.

[{For this one dude who asked}]

[{Holy Grail war}]

Waver was waiting for the end of this day, the peak of which was to be the successful summoning of a Servant.

After spending the previous night in a fierce battle with the clucking chickens, he lay on his bed all day, thinking about the coming night, with a pleasant feeling of fatigue all over his body.

And...

- How could this happen? (Waver)

A strong dry wind blew through the entire park, which was located in the Shinto district, and Waver sat down on a bench, cowering from the cold, as if he was alone in this world. He still couldn't understand why, why did everything go wrong?

The appeal was successfully carried out. And an affirmative answer was received to it.

And although the summoning was completed, the status of his Servant was still in Waver's mind. His class was "Rider". Although he did not belong to any of the main knight classes – "Saber", "Archer" and "Lancer" - his abilities far exceeded the parameters of the average Servant. Without a doubt, he was a strong Servant.

The moment he saw the silhouette of a large figure rising from the magic circle in the white smoke, Waver almost jumped out of his pants with excitement.

And from that moment on, the situation went to hell.

From what Waver knew, the "familiar" is a puppet of the one who called it.

A creature that can survive in this world only by feeding on the magical energy supplied by the Wizard.

A wooden doll that can be used to perform various tasks. That's what, in essence, the surname was. And he thought that a Servant would basically be similar to this definition, more or less.

...But what came out of the magic circle…

As soon as Waver saw this creature, his soul was simply captured by the brilliance of his eyes, the look in which burned like a red-hot flame.

The moment their eyes met, he instinctively felt that this Servant was incredibly strong, and was startled like a small animal that saw a giant predator.

The overwhelming presence of the giant blocked the view of the park. From the aura that came from the creature's body, from the strange smell that hovered in the white smoke and came from the muscular statue, Waver immediately understood. No matter what was said about ghosts or surnames, this guy was HUGE.

Waver knew that the Heroic Souls summoned by the Grail are not just ghosts, they receive a material body to exist in this world. But this mountain of muscles definitely existed, it was not his imagination or a shadow, and it loomed over him as if it threatened to fall on the Master who had summoned it – all this did not fit into the framework of Waver's understanding.

And no matter what, Waver hated this man.

And it wasn't just because Waver was, say, slightly shorter than a person of average height. Of course, his body was not very strong, since in his childhood he devoted most of his time to studying, and he did not have much time to develop his body, but he did not think that this was a weakness. On the contrary, Waver prided himself on honing his intellect.

But this obvious truth could not break through the muscles of a huge man. No matter how much time he has left, the game of catching up with this rock will end the moment she raises her fist and brings it down on Waver. There was no time to spell him, and it was useless to use Magic.

And now-the mountain of muscles began to approach.

- I'm asking you again. You're supposed to be my Master, right? (Iskander)

- Eh?! (Waver)

This was the second question of the huge man. His humming voice could make the Earth shake.

And only now did Waver realize that he was in a complete stupor, after that very first question, from which he almost fell to his knees from fear.

- Uh ... yes!!! I-I-I-I wanted to say, I'm a Master! I am your Master, and my name is We-Waver Velvet! I mean, that's my name! I am your Master! (Waver)

Although it was stupid to say so much at one time, Waver continued to pour out this stream of information, as if it depended on whether he could stand in front of this mountain of muscles…

Even so, he felt insignificant, while the giant was unaware of Waver's mental struggles.

- So, the contract is concluded. Well, boy, can you take me to some archives?

- Eh? - Waver's consciousness was again in prostration.

- Books, I say. Bo-oks -(Iskander)

"I'm a corpse," Waver thought, losing consciousness. The giant grabbed him by the shoulder and casually returned him to an upright position. Waver didn't even notice how he fell to the ground. Now he understood why his interlocutor looked so huge.

- If you are one of these "Wizards", then you should, in theory, keep an archive. So show it to me. We need to prepare for War. (Iskander)

Waver Velvet simply forgot about the War for the Holy Grail.

[In other place in the same time]

- HAaHAHhahahahahahaa, kiray, with this powerful servant we will win the war easily!!! (Tohsaka Tokiomi)

The leader of the Tosaka family laughed, not only did he make a winning deal with Deman Slayer Core, but he also managed to summon the strongest servant, the king of heroes Gilgamesh.

[Other place]

- Hahhaahahahahahahahahaha

There were three people in the room, a man with white hair, a bald grandfather who was actually a vampire, and a girl dressed in light brown clothes. She had a cloak that turned into a hood at the top. She had a sword in her hands. She was laughing.

- You are the greatest idiots that could have been imagined. You decided to summon a Berserker, you even changed the ritual, and for what? To die early? It looks like my master is a clown. Hmm... how about I change my class to caster, taking away all their powers from the enemy? Hmm... No, it won't be interesting. Okay, I'll be your servant, but first...

The girl snapped her fingers and the old man fell to his knees. He was bleeding profusely. She snapped her fingers again, and the old man's soul was sucked into her grimoire.

- I still don't use it because I'm a berserker, but at least this old man won't stink of darkness. So, and now... (Servant)

The girl kicked the ground, and the guy standing next to her felt something.

- I destroyed all this filth. Oh, wait, you don't have any magic now. Okay, just be patient a little bit. (Uanna)

The guy did not have time to understand anything, only recently he was preparing for war to save his niece from Mato Zoken, but 10 seconds later the old worm was dead. He didn't understand anything, and when he came to his senses, he noticed his servant taking out a disk.

- No, it's not necessary, I would have died anyway, it's better to break the contract and protect Sakura. (Kariya)

- Ho, are we playing a hero? Well, I can understand you. Okay, my independent action is EX rank, which I personally rate at A +++++. With this skill, I can live at least 4 years without mana from a girl. Okay, I'll just strengthen her by adding mana channels to her body. (Uanna)

Kariya didn't understand anything, but he hoped that the girl in front of him would protect Sakura, who just went to check what was happening in the basement, and why all the worms died. As soon as she opened the door, she heard what they were talking about. She started crying when she realized that her Uncle Kariya would die saving her. She was crying, because just a second later, her uncle fell dead, and his servant began to approach her. She couldn't stop her tears and she didn't care that a berserker was approaching her.

Suddenly, she felt someone hug her. She loosened her tears a little.

- B-b-berserker, why d-did unkle Karia did this?

- Don't worry, his only wish was to save you, and he fulfilled it. don't worry, he will go to heaven anyway, to a better life

Sakura cried for a few more seconds, and then passed out. Uanna went up to the house and found her room. She put her on the bed, and she went to the grocery store.

...................to be continued (new Holy Grail War chapter every 15 000, and yes, i don't plan to make another Holy Grail War chapter, so I yoinked plot from Fate Ruler Of Death)