we can be dumb sometimes...

as we were we started walki-err i started floating. and all I could see was the forest so this will take a while but it's ok. and then I heard something, and I acted fast using acid before I could even look. the monster quickly died and that was that. so I kept freaking walking attacking any monsters that attacked me until I encountered something unusual... there seems to be a weird structure here which is a beautiful site but its suspicious because of how its placed? I feel a sudden urge to come closer and farther from it, like some kind on mind trick... so I tried getting away but it dident work and I tried and tried but nothing would work which was strange since I'm supposed to be powerful... wait this mail be a life saver... hey system what is this thing? [it is a trap often used to make creatures that aren't human to come closer and eventually get binded by magic,effectively trapping the animal.] oh .... but I cant die so that a good thing, so now I just have to find a way to get out of this trap and not get sucked in because of urges. status

[name] legendary game console with remote (mason)

[race] ??????

[title|s] god's experiment|helper

[durability] unbreakable

[strength] 0

[dexterity] 0

[mana] infinite

[skills] |dimension travel|size manipulate| floatation|telekinesis|immunity to all effects|summon anything that exists in games|play any game ever made if connected to tv|turn people into anything that exists in games|breaking the fourth wall|summon items that exist in games|mastered magic control|appraisal|special invitation/invitations|teloportation|infinite copy|*end*

*special abilities within remote* |laser button|explode button|fire button|ice button|electric button|water button|corruption button|acid button|black hole button*end*

oh I have immunity to all effects.... [your stupid] but why dident you says that!?!? [...] hah take that!. now to casually walk away from the trap!