Cavemen

Cavemen are such simple creatures. To be honest, at that time the females really are dumb. But in a way I truly do understand. At that time, the females only knew of really four things. Those things were gathering (only the men hunted), sex (believe me, age did not matter), birthing (amazingly all the men disappeared as soon as the screaming started), and the female family. The female family was the only way they could really survive. At least the men could hunt!

If a woman was found on her own at that time, she would be taken in by almost every tribe. Women have always through out time been considered a rich mans possession. However, the leader or in this case we will say alpha, had to approve. If he thought she was ugly or useless, she would have rocks thrown at her. Burring those days I really did my best to never be the lone woman.

Even though I tried my best there was bound to be those times I did not have a tribe of my own. From carnivore attacks, other tribe attacks, to the common cold. It was inevitable, there were lone women in those times. The sucky part was being me. You think Cleopatra, Agrippina, Diane de Poitiers, or Marilyn Monroe had it bad for their beauty. You have not see anything yet.

However, knowing that I am not ugly means nothing in this case. Cavemen wanted both the most beautiful and violent cave women to be the alpha's mate. I was not that person. I hated fighting. But nine times out of ten I would rather fire than be raped. Then I would end up being all alone and shunned again, and looking for another tribe.

What do I mean when I say fire like that. Well remember the powers God gave me. I could burn down an entire field and make new life spark there. I was very good at it too. When ever I got the unwanted rapper's attention, it was never easy to avoid the man. When the roster came home to roost I would do what I do best. My entire body would catch fire. My wings (which when I am human are clear and out of sight) would come out. If I burned hot enough my wings burned clear. Even my hair would look like long flowing locks of flames. Every time this would happen my hair would change from fire red to molten gold. I even had a few times it came out white.

My fire is an heavenly flame. Being near me in that case is a death wish. But cavemen never learn. They would always Grab me and try to see how fast they could do the deed, pull me close to them and attempt to kiss me, or (my favorite) fry to knock me out or kill me. No matter what, the same outcome would happen. The raper would die a very painful death. I never felt bad about it no! In fact they tried to hurt me! I usually walked away smiling.

At the end of the cavemen there was a huge meteorite that came down. It burnt up about half of the planet. It was my job to go out and help the planet in rebirth. So, I gave up my disguise of humanity. At this point I was so hot I had no wings. My clothes were made of flame. I basically only had my vital parts covered. It was so exhilarating being at full strength. I wanted the wind to touch me everywhere possible.

I burned as hot as I could muster, while flying over the devastation. I would reach out my hand and my fire would kill the old fire's. My fire would start refreshing the ground and air. After only a few moments of my fire burning there was new plant life springing up. After the fires were killed animals began returning to the burned areas. Life had been restarted.

At this time, I had lived many human life spans. I can not be sure how many. It was time for my rebirth. I had to find a place that was suitable for my rebirth. I was fed up with humans at this point. I felt it was time for me to have a quiet up bringing. But how could I have ever been so wrong!

I found a cave in the side of a volcano. I could feel it was time for me to lay my egg. I was having horrible contractions. I still had to make a bedding site for my egg. I had gathered as many soft sticks and reeds as I could find, and made a palatable bed. As soon as I was finished here she came. My little baby! She would be and is the new me.

That is when God spoke to me. "My phoenix, you have done a good job. You have taken care of my planet just as you were asked. For this I grant you sleep. You will be an adult when you emerge from your egg from here on out. These cave's will be your rebirthing home. Your life will no longer be as difficult as it has been in the past. When you emerge, the men will have changed. Hunger will no longer be a problem for you. All men will want to care for you. The men who exist now will be gone. They are evil and vile creatures. For their acts against me, and all my creations, they all will sink to the bottom of the sea. Only those I see fit will survive the flood to come. You will be asleep through it all. You will sleep for many, many years. It will be up to you when you emerge from now on as well. I see the problem of you being a baby with the power you wield. When you are ready, emerge to a new world."