The day I got a Epic System…

Right, So here I am minding my business, jerking off to a portrait of my sister cause I don't have a phone and she's hot. Names Janus by the way, Male dude, probably got lots of mental health issues, but anyway, just as I go to orgasm some words appear in front of my face and I blast my load on this girl that randomly appears?! I just actually blasted my load on a girl, A REAL GIRL! This is like a global achievement for me. I watch the girl stand up, and mutter "I enter this new world only to get some randoms guys load on me, garbage." I feel my eyebrows twitch involuntarily and she notices, I have this feeling i'm screwed when she says "Your my host now" Now i'm shocked silly, Host?! what does she mean by Host?

I say "What do you mean by Host?" She says "Im gonna give you my power and in exchange your gonna allow me to satisfy my urges on you" What a fun girl, you never see girls like this, or maybe I just have not met one.

One day of staring later

I decide to say something as I notice I don't feel hungry even after a day " So, why am I not hungry?" She says "Cause power is cool"

I have the urge to hit her but I don't, cause I don't really hit (on) hot girls. So I decide to leave when I get this big ol' message in my face saying "You have activated the Duel Cultivation System, You have been awarded a Newb Gift box"

I attempt to open this Newb Gift box but It won't open, the girl says "Try blasting your load on it, I could help if you want", I nod my head eagerly as she slowly bends down and caresses penis, (He never covered himself up from the beginning) she then begins lightly licking it, I say "What is your name anyway?" She stops and says "Angelina" before continuing, I decide to speed the process up by grabbing her head and forcefully pushing into her mouth, entering her throat for about 3 inches, I begin thrusting in and out quickly.

5 Minutes later

I remove my penis from her mouth and shoot my load onto the Gift Box, It then opens and some pills, books, and condoms fall out.

I sort through them and find 5 Dick Lengthening pills, 2 Body Strengthening pills, a book on sex positions, and a book called How to give the most Intense Orgasm. The condoms are just regular old condoms so I decide to just toss them onto my bed. I decide to eat every pill now, how Angelina give me a blowjob, and read through the Orgasm book.

5 more minutes later

I finish the book, and I am beginning to feel extreme amount of pain, like you take a cattle branding stick and start beating someones balls violently with it. So while Im convulsing in pain, my soundless scream, Angelina is watching my penis grow longer and bigger, while my bodies muscles look stronger and more conditioned.

5 hours later

The pain has finally stopped, and I managed to memorize the orgasm and position book. Im going to put them into practice on Angelina…

(The world is situated in a slightly futuristic age, which as reverted to cold weapons due to the invoking of mana, causing scientists to have massive breakthroughs in my fields except for guns. The city/town that Janus lives in is the size of New York, but it has no skyscrapers, just mansions and townhouses from the earlier ages. He lives in what people consider a town with 15 million people living there, the worlds population has reached around 60 billion, forcing governments to infuse more money into the economy so that it stays afloat during this time of population boom. Janus lives in a large 2 story mansion with a garden in the back, and a 2 meter wide cobblestone path to a large gate, adorned with his family symbol, The Demon. You can imagine the demon symbol on the gate to have a demon that is smiling, it has large horns each one about 2 feet long, this acts as the locking mechanism. It is easily bypassed by certain powerful figure however, and other members of his family. Knowledge of Souls is near non-existent except for those old farts…)