That day, I walked into the living room. I saw all my Kamen Rider plushies doing their own activities. G-3, Baron, Kuuga and Brave are playing monopoly. Kaixa and Faiz are fighting over the tv remote. The rest are making fun of MOC with Bionicle parts which I happened to buy in bulk from the online shop.
"Okay, I just wanted to talk to you guys," I said.
All of them who had been busy themselves immediately stopped.
"My account number is ***********, then my social media passwords are all the same, **********. My debit card pin number is ******. Don't waste electricity too much. Don't turn on the faucet for too long, because the water cost is not the same as Indonesia."
"Why are you suddenly saying that?" asked Agito who was surprised to hear that.
"Are you leaving?" asked Ex-Aid.
"No," I answered simply. "I'm just going to bathe Sala and Gen-chan."
Everyone was shocked to hear that, including Kaixa and Faiz who had been fighting.
Even though they were only dolls, they knew the risk of bathing two cats was the same as fighting a dragon.
"Seriously?" they said it in unison.
"That's right. And only I can do it myself."
I intend to take my two pet cats to the bathroom, before....
"Wait, let me help you with this!" OOO exclaimed.
"Eh?!" Others don't seem to believe what OOO says.
"But OOO, you know the risks of bathing them both. One is already hard, let alone two," I tried to prevent OOO.
"I'm not the only one who will help. Kiva will help too. Isn't it, Kiva?" OOO said.
"Wait, what?" Kiva couldn't believe what OOO said.
"You two are tired of living, aren't you?" thought all kamen rider plushies, except OOO and Kiva of course.
I along with OOO and Kiva walked up to one of the rooms that used to be a place for the cats to play. They were both fast asleep.
In other people's eyes, maybe they are just ordinary pet cats. But in our eyes, especially when they are about to be bathed, it's like defying death with two sabertooth tigers.
"Okay, I know it's risky. But you guys will still help me right? OOO? Kiva?" I didn't hear any answer from them. I looked around me. The two of them suddenly disappeared.
"Oh great. Now I have to handle this myself."
Omake
The kamen rider dolls are hiding in the garage, including OOO and Kiva.
"He said you two wanted to help him?" said Faiz.
"We changed our minds," Kiva replied.
"We? Didn't you change your mind? I still have the intention to help," said OOO.
"Coward," said Kaixa.
"And you are the same yourself," said Gatack.
Not long after, a loud noise came from the bathroom. The sound from the bathroom could be heard to the garage.
"Hopefully he's still alive," said OOO.