The road to Yama is full of secret's

''Suzy Mailand, age 55 from what I heard she is a poison specialist and a doctor and now I'm with her in what we called the kidneys of the earth 'the AMAZON forest''

'' you see now learning martial arts in those days is not that difficult and guns everywhere and money is almost everything and the humans have put all this in the grasp of their hand but humans couldn't control everything and one of them is nature.

nature is stilled mysterious and humans know just a little about it even the technology has been advanced since the old days but all we know about our ancestors were the ones who discovered and one of the things that old people know very well than new people is poison.

do you know why old people were good at poison and many great people die from it, dear Albert ?''

'' no sir''

'' you know that I'm a woman I have boobs after all so why did you call me sir''

'' because you look like one in you face and you voice''

'' it's just a mask I will teach you how to do one later ''

'' whatever old people were good at creating poison because old people don't give a chit at creating an attitude that why just a little of herbs who are found in a mountain when they are mixed they become deadly poison ''

'' so that's why we are here to learn how to make a poison right, and the Amazon is the best place for poisonous herbs and poisonous animals''

'' no you are wrong nowadays creating a poison is an easy thing even children can do we are here to learn how to survive from it.

in the old days, they were many who were poisoned and died but there were only a few who survive. do you know why ?''

'' no SIR Ahem MM ''

'' Just call me teacher you fool, they survived because they gained what it called immunity against toxins and the kind of people who can gain are people who are born with it and they are very rare but they existed in the past but now I don't know to expect from me I haven't seen anyone the second one is who it poison herbs from a young age I mean a young age by 6 month old or one year he will gain the immunity when he reaches 10 to 10000 kind of poison that if he survived from poison''

it's already obvious what I'm gonna do''

'' yes, but you will not only gain immunity to all toxins but you may be able to control your whole body and then you can cure yourself of that disability of yours. let's talk about that when you survived this road''

'' road , a diffucult one huh''

'' not just difficult it's hell I called it the 'road to Yamma' ''.

'It was indeed the road to Yama, eat Velvet Leaf and eat the antidote and eat, again and again, Brugmansia, Atropa belladonna, Ricinus communis...., and when I get tired from planets I move to animals, Hooded pitohui at breakfast and at lunch we enjoy a great fish on a planet called Cicuta maculata that planet was really big I even use to wipe my ass when I do shit.

oh by the way the fish is named Striated surgeonfish if you won't try it.

ahh, I forget the delicious dinner food that Asian love, the delicious frog who the teacher called it Cane toad this little known to produce bufotoxin, one of the most poisonous toxins in the world. wow, what a great life.

natural food is the best, and lastly, I sleep that If I could really sleep with the noise of my stomach and the heart become beating weirdly but eventually I got a deep sleep.

oh sorry I mean I lose consciousness.

but when I see those beautiful natural scenes I forget everything, If not then this greasy tiger will eat me but really the looking is great from above this tree, but in the end, the journey gets messed up because this shitty tiger can climb the tree so I need from this tree but I'm gonna die because there is a cliff close to the tree, the water is really clean.

why I can't jump you ask because also there is a bear eating with her children and above that there is a waterfall.

so Yama calling but I need to be delinquent when I meat him so I need to die without getting my body teared up or eaten

so this was the journey of your great MC Albert by my great's fans''

'' hey wake up you fool to get your ass up It's just been one month and you are in this mess,

I tell you this before as long I'm here you are not gonna die ''

'' teacher why do you hate me have I insulted in any way, and slow it with me give a day rest or a week I'm not gonna run I also want to change and rest is also a part of training ''

'' rest, time, I don't think we have that,

'' What do you mean by that''

'' why do you think that master even training a stupid person like you, just you are born with murderous intent,

no, you stupid he can raise a child and he will be better and more talented than you but he doesn't have the time for that

what are we to you Albert''

'' so that's it I thought I'm special but just being used to achieve something but at least I have used not a useless son.

and for your question, I was going to say family but it seems I'm not seen that in your eyes''

'' well if you want to be one you can be one you are the future underworld king.

but if you keep lazing like that you won't even be one but you can be a queen you have a beautiful face and about the parts, it's easy to add them.

you are in the 21 century, after all, so hurry my dear daughter, oh I mean my dear son''.