Rules for Online Dating: Get to know the other person before meeting in person.
MasterMixer: Knock knock.
Rachel: Who's there?
MasterMixer: Spell.
Rachel: Spell who?
MasterMixer: Okay, W-H-O.
Rachel: That was really bad.
MasterMixer: I have it on good authority that one is golden.
Rachel: No! By who? A three-year-old?
MasterMixer: Maybe.
Rachel: Case solved. Just one question. Where did you find a three-year-old?
MasterMixer: My best friend is married to a woman with said kid. She's the smartest person I know, and she loves my jokes. Said they're bomb dot com.
Rachel: Do you spend a lot of time talking to your friend's wife's kid? Isn't that a little... weird?
MasterMixer: Well, when you put it that way. But honest, it's not as strange as it sounds. His wife is the sister of another friend of mine, and I've known her for a long time. I met her and her daughter long before she and my friend started dating.
Rachel: So did you introduce them? That's sweet.