Chapter 137

Jesse

"It's official the world hates me!" I walk into my friend Shia's place pissed as hell "What's wrong?" She calls out from her bathroom in her bedroom as I drop on her bed

"I got a stupid C on my psych term paper, my dumb partner Jen didn't show up for presentation

today, and I got a fucking ticket because I was two fucking minutes late to refill the fucking meter!"

My life actually sucks "That sucks man!" "No DUH!" I quit.

Walking out of her bathroom "I proof read your paper it was good"

"Not good enough for Mrs. Bagofdicks!" I sit up "and this is suppose to get me out of parking tickets right?" I point to my face "am I ugly?"

Shia laughs at my pain "you're ridiculous"

"I need a drink" I sigh laying back on my back "No you know what you need?"

"Two drinks?"

"Sex! Like really good sex to take your anger out on"

I quickly sit up "I like the way you think!" Taking my phone out of my pocket I start to scroll through my contacts "ok who can I text...