Jesse
"It's official the world hates me!" I walk into my friend Shia's place pissed as hell "What's wrong?" She calls out from her bathroom in her bedroom as I drop on her bed
"I got a stupid C on my psych term paper, my dumb partner Jen didn't show up for presentation
today, and I got a fucking ticket because I was two fucking minutes late to refill the fucking meter!"
My life actually sucks "That sucks man!" "No DUH!" I quit.
Walking out of her bathroom "I proof read your paper it was good"
"Not good enough for Mrs. Bagofdicks!" I sit up "and this is suppose to get me out of parking tickets right?" I point to my face "am I ugly?"
Shia laughs at my pain "you're ridiculous"
"I need a drink" I sigh laying back on my back "No you know what you need?"
"Two drinks?"
"Sex! Like really good sex to take your anger out on"
I quickly sit up "I like the way you think!" Taking my phone out of my pocket I start to scroll through my contacts "ok who can I text...