"Hey" I kiss her on the cheek
"Sit sit" she pulls me down "Maya from next door and I went to do some recon today and I found a bunch of stuff out! Like did you know there's a gay coffee shop downtown?" She starts to pick up the pamphlets "and I spoke to this lady I met today that said if you're not comfortable in the gym you like to workout at because you're gay now" she really doesn't understand how offensive that is. "There is this really cool one two towns over, and it's supposed to be a gay gym, that sounds fun right?" oh no, my mom likes to get invested in things
"Mom you have to cool it with the pamphlets, and please stop talking to Mrs. Landers about me" "Well we didn't say anything bad I told you I was ok with it and I am, your father isn't against it either
he just needs time to wrap his head around it"
"Great" I stand up "I'm fine with the gym I go to now, and I don't drink coffee so these are pointless but I do need your advice on something important."