Rebirth of the Lazy Boy........
|MC POV|
I was unconscious and I slowly gained conciousness.
"Ahhh Fricking Craphat what the heck" I said in a girlish voice.
"Fuckkkkkkk!!!!!" I yelled as I was infuriated.
"You little Shit" I said while looking at the sky.
'Wait were am I?' I slowly looked around and saw I was in a clearing in the forest of which I don't know.
'Probably should look around first' I thought but was cutoff.
[System Integration]
"Eh"
[....10%....50%....99%..]
[Complete Integration]
[Welcome to the Present System]
"Ehhh" I yelled as I was not expecting to get a system from that Asshat.
"Wait present system what the heck can you even do?" I asked confused by the name.
[The system is omnipresent but only in the present timeline and records any happenings throughout the Chromaverse]
"So you can see everything that's happening right now, except for the past and future?" I enquired slightly intriqued.
[Yes the system was made as a guide for the Host and to manage your skills]
"Oh so do I have statuses and skills or just skills" I asked
[System has 5 functions, to show your status, to manage skill, to hide your presence from everything even fate, and to give you rewards for doing tasks, and to guide you to your goal]
"But I don't have any goal yet all I want is to see the animes I watched back on earth and try to mess with the canon" I said with a mischievous voice I like chaos too.
"Well anyways show me my stats" I said realising I was still a girl.
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Name: *+£(+2;;+#(
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Effort:0%
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"What that's it where's my attributes and those health and mana things and what's this effort stand for" I asked really confused as to what's happening with my system.
[Users attributes are too high as the user is using the body of someone who destroyed a omniverse even though you are human. You are the peak of what humans can achieve in a sense you are a true human]
"So it's basically null and you're saying I'm like Saitama there is no way to measure those attributes as they were literally made for the Infinity" I asked the system.
[Affirmative]
"But what about my name why's it a jumble up mess"
[User is using a new body as the body has two different names now one from the past and to now the present it is jumbling up the info on the name]
"Can I just name myself then will that fix it" I asked.
[Yes]
"Well then name me Taida Raku, Taida as my last name and Raku as my first name" I always liked Japanese names and these fit me perfectly.
[Changing name of User....Name Change Complete]
[Users Status has been Updated]
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Name: F/n: Raku S/n: Taida
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Effort:0%
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I then felt the name Taida Raku become a part of my very soul and liberated it as power flows through me.
'Well that's weird it feels liberating' I thought as the feeling slowly died down.
"Well that was weird, now can you show me my skills?"
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Skills:
(Passive){Effortless}: The skill gives the holder the power to reach his goal or desire based on the amount of effort given. The lower the effort you put into a task the more you can accomplish it.
(Passive){Try-Hard}: A skill that gives the user power based on his effort the more the user tries the more power he gets
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"Okay.... What the Frick are with these 2 skills these two skills are contradictory and they're way too overpowered"
[It is the skill given to you when you entered Krautz body]
"Wait..Krautz, is that the man in the infinity?" I asked the system.
[Affirmative]
'So his name was Krautz huh, didn't get that from the knowledge I got from The Infinity maybe I should thank him later' I thought.
"Well thanks for the second Life I guess Krautz" I mumbled quietly.
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[Hidden Task Complete]
(Life Begins Anew)
[Condition: The user must name itself and thank the Conciousness of Krautz for his second life]
•Reward: Knowledge of the World you currently reside in.
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"Thank you" I mumbled in quiet silly voice.
[Do you wish to use the Reward]
"Well use it now it's not like it's gonna be important for later" I said but after that information hit my head like a truck as the knowledge about this world was absorbed to my brain
The information I got was that this world had 2continents with a mainland continent split off into different States each with their own kingdoms and dynasties.
With the Continent of Eternal Ice on the north of the map, and the Barren Lands on the Far west of the map, move a little to the east and theres the Various Eastern States and on the Far east is the Eastern Empire and stuck in the middle of these states is.
The Jura Forest.
"Oh welp. Guess I'm in Tensura.... I guess that explains that feeling I had earlier when I named myself" I mumbled to myself.
"System where am I on the map of this world?" I asked the system remembering it's omnipresence.
[By the systems scans the user is on the Jura Forest near the Jura Tempest Federation]
'So I'm near Rimuru's, but in which part of the timeline am I in?' I thought testing if the system can hear my thoughts wait its omnipresent.
[The user is in the events during Veldora's Resurrection and yes the system can hear the user's thoughts and...Scan his memories]
'Ehem please refrain from doing that as it may be too embarrassing for me to talk to you again'
[Too late User]
"Well on another tangent please just call me Raku" I said to divert the topic.
[Nice try Raku-san]
"Ehh.. Oh wait I'm a girl still shit that Asshat genderbended me" I said as I try to find a way to turn back to a man.
After thinking for a second I got an idea.
"Yosh, I'll just use effortless" I said as I was about to do it but then my body begins transforming as my bones rearrange.
"Ahhhhhh!!!!" I shout as I try to hold it in.
[Skill {Pain Nullification} Gained]
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(Active){Pain Nullification}: Allows the holder to nullify pain without the use of any energy it is togglible
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I then activated it.
The pain then subsided as if it was never their but I still couldn't move as my body was rearranging itself my joints were locked as if I was paralyzed. I guessed it was so the process won't be interrupted.
[*Ding* Gender was changed by Raku-sama]
"Status" I said in a less childlike voice.
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Name: Raku Taida
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Effort: 0%
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"Man this skill really is broken.. but what do I look like now" I said as I got another skill.
[Skill {Perception Swap} Gained]
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(Active){Perception Swap}: Allows the holder to swap it's perception into anything it can see.
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"Well that's one way to do it" I said as I looked at a neat tree and used {Perception Swap} on it.
My perception then changed to that of the tree but the problem was that my vision was taken from my body.
Looking at my body it was a shota, that was a fact, I had white hair with gray eyes, wearing a white polo with white pants.
(A/n: Basically the picture on the book)
"Interesting I wonder if I can put it on subatomic particles if I can see them" I mumbled
[Skill {Atomic Vision} Gained]
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(Passive){Atomic Vision}: Gives the holder the ability to see even molecules, even atoms if desired.
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"Guess that works, {Perception Swap} is a good skill, it's just that using it makes me lose my perception on my body I wonder i-" I was cut off from another prompt from the system.
[Skill {Surveillance} Gained]
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(Passive){Surveillance}: Allows the user to plant a eye like creature the size of a virus and use it as a sort of camera and gives the holder the ability to see through them through the use of parallel thought.
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I then wait for a few seconds for another prompt to give me the parallel thinking skill. But it didn't appear so I asked the system.
"System why haven't I received a prompt for the parallel thought thing that was mentioned to use the skill" I asked
[The parallel thought 'thing' is not a skill or ability it is a talent bit because Raku-sama has a body form The Infinity the user has all talents required to use these skills given by the skill {Effortless}]
"Oh" I exclaimed and got into deep thought.
So seeing as the skill {Effortless} can literally manipulate anything even the system to give me skills is terrifying. A skill that reads your desire and fulfills it based on the effort value on my status.
Seeing as this can give me skills then {Try-Hard} must be able to give me strength through effort excerted to a task it increases my attributes or does it control it.
A body bathe in The Infinity given skills that makes it gain power through effort. It's like these skill were made to manage my power so that's what he meant.
'Well that's for another time I need to find a bed so I can sleep now' I thought as I closed my eyes and stretched my stiff body as my bones popped.
I tried to walk forward but then something blocked my way. Opening my eyes to look at what blocked me was a bed.
"...."
"I'm not sleeping in a bed that's in the middle of the forest no matter how comfortable looking it is" I said as I thought of a house and it appeared.
"..."
"That's better I guess" I said still shocked at the power of the skill {Effortless}.
I then walked into the house, the house itself was your typical modern day house so it stuck out like a sore thumb.
Waking into the front door I thought that it would be bad if somebody suddenly entered as I was sleeping and tickled me in my sleep. I mean they can't kill me so that's the only thing they can do.
Annoy me.
And with that thought I got another skill prompt.
[Skill {Barrier} Gained]
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(Passive){Barrier}: Gives the holder the ability to erect a barrier to any where they want. With any shape and size, the holder can also put any attribute they want onto the barrier, the power of the barrier itself is based on the strength put into it.
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Putting it on my new house I used try hard for the first time as my effort meter reached 100% and erected a barrier on the house that made the house invisible in every way.
With my house now hidden I made my way inside.
The house had 2 floors with the living room, kitchen, and main bathroom on the bottom, and 2 bedrooms on the 2nd floor of the house each with their own bathroom.
After checking out the second floor I made my way to the kitchen and looked inside the fridge only to see that it was full of ingredients and food.
Taking the milk bottle out of the fridge I saw as another was generated out of thin air as I proceeded to think of a meme.
'He needs some milk' I thought as I remembered about the internet and made my way upstairs to see if any of the rooms had a computer.
Making my way to the bedrooms I went to the closes one to me.
Inside was a bed and would you guess it a computer.
Booting it up I went to see if the internet worked and it did it would seem like it's my computer from my past life as my games from before.
I went to the news article to see if my death made it to the news and if my cause of death was revealed.
The news did say that I was killed but it was from a stray bullet from a snipe, The Wanted movie style I hoped.
Now knowing how I died I went to see what my subscribers reaction was, and a lot of them were grieving. Which made me feel nostalgic, but since I'm dead I should try to make another account and use a VPN, as well as move on, maybe I'll make another YouTube channel but not now.
After browsing for a few hours I'm now done and ready to sleep as after everything that happened I was exhausted.
As I went to the bed and layed on it my conciousness slowly rested as I slept of the comfy bed.
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A/n: Hallo slow updates is my thing I guess or is it faster than expected.
Well I'm having fun writing this so I guess it's to be expected.
Next chapter has some action though and yes I know he's overpowered as Frick but that's okay cause this isn't a harem.
And yes he forgot the name of Sona and was made to believe that it was someone named Krautz which is true as Sona is now dead leaving behind just a trail of consciousness.
Born from his Regret
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