Chapter 2

*Last time*

"Did you just offer me cheese" he asked.

"Yes I did"

The mans face went from his frown to a greatful smile.

"I'd love some cheese thank you"

"NATHAN GO GET THE FANCY CHEESE!" Robert shouted

*Now*

"Now Robert I'd like to ask you just a few questions I hope you don't mind" Edward asked.

"Are you gay and if so do you have a gay lover living here with you in the house" Edward asked him receiving a weird and uncomfortable look from Robert.

"Oh no, no I'm not gay well I mean I happen to think a man looks nice with good hair and a ponytail but NO! I'm not gay" Robert said to him secretly hoping he wasn't into men.

"Well what's your position on gay marriage" Edward asked him.

"Well first of all I believe all marriage his wrong" Robert says earning a loud laugh from Edward.

"Hahahahaha! good one"

While this was happening Huey was aiming his gun at Edward's neck.

"Well you don't look like you associate with any Muslims here now people of terrorist descend" he says jokingly not aware of Huey ready to catch a body.

They were interrupted by Nathan with the cheese.

"We got craft and we got Velveeta" he says placing a plate of cheese in front of them on the table" He said.

While Edward had his back turned Nathan pulled out a Glock 19 aiming at his head only stopped when Robert pulled him by his shirt throwing him into the other room.

"What a nice grandson you know I have a grandson to..." Edward was about to keep talking about his grandson but was interrupted by Robert.

"Is that right well hehehe this has been delightful and it really has been a pleasure mister I own everything we should get together soon and have uh more cheese!" Robert said leading him to the door.

"You know Freeman your my kinda guy old school..." Edward said in a creepy voice.

"So what are you doing tomorrow I'm throwing a party for my grandson he's getting back from Irac you should stop by and meet some of the neighbors bring cheese" Edward said the last word with s big smile on his wrinkled face.

"Thanks for stopping by" When he closed the door Huey finally let off his shot angering him.

"HUEY, NATHAN!!!"

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"Well look at this damn thing looks real" Robert began to examine The two guns.

"Can I have my guns back" Riley Asked his grandfather but he only received a shot to the knee.

"AHHH!!! SUN OF A!!!!" he feel to the ground rolling around on the ground screaming in great pain.

"A garden party yeah boi! I might by some sandals and new underwear" Robert said happily.

"You shot me, grandad tried to assassinate me!" Riley screamed.

"Boy what did I yell ya this is a new white man he's fancy" Robert said in Huey's face.

"Grandad I do not sip tea with the enemy you could force me to go but you cannot force me to be someone I'm not!" Huey rebelled.

Robert backed up and said.

"The hell I can't you are not going to embarrass me in front of my new neighbors behave or I'll beat your a*s the same goes for the rest of you I can't chance who you are be realistic boy"

"Grandad why can't I be me why can't we be ourselves are you ashamed of us" Riley said.

"I very much am"

"We never asked to move here with your amazing new white grandad" Nathan said.

"Didn't ask well I didn't ask for us to be attacked by dogs and and hoses just so we could live here but we did it any way!" Robert said with passion.

"And here he go again with the dog and fire hose story again" Huey complained.

"We were attacked by dogs and fire hoses"

"Were YOU attacked" Huey asked.

"...I don't know what difference that make" Robert said.

"Because it's like the hole generation tries to take credit for what happened to some people"

That's stupid well see uh you know what had happened was

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A young Robert with a dry raincoat was running in the opposite direction of wet up people stopping to a group of three.

"Ahh missed it was it bad did they do the thing with the fire hoses" he asked the three wet people.

"What do you think chump"

"Damn what happened to you" He asked.

"A f*cking German Shepherd

that's what where was you?"

"I-I had to go back to the apartment because I forgot my raincoat" he said.

"Y-you this nigga went to get a motherf*cking raincoat"

"I can't believe you" a black female said.

"We all watching the same news the police been doing this whole fire hose thing for a week I just assumed we'd all be wearing a raincoat?" Robert said.

"Damn Robert who the hell shows up to a march with a raincoat"

"Bet you wish you had your raincoat right now" he said.

"You son of a b*tch!" they than began to beat Roberts a*s most likely leaving him with permanent brain damage for the rest of his life.

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"Who got hit with the fire hose ain't important we are going to this party and your black a*ses are going to behave and if I'm lucky I'll fine myself one nice white woman with a fat booty who'll listen to my problems.

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hope you like the book so far