Do You Want To Patrol With Me?

Keith looked at Jocelyn wide-eyed. "Are they all that disturbing? I don't want to be eaten by a pig! Though I suppose the likelihood of that happening in New York City is incredibly low."

"If this causes you to be afraid of pigs, avoid going to Iowa. There are more there than in any other state," she told him with a laugh. 

She hadn't expected him to react so strongly to what she said. He truly was the funniest person she knew and not only because of how dramatic he was. He frequently did things she didn't expect and it made her life more interesting. 

Interesting in a good way. Work could be plenty interesting in a bad way. She had more horror stories than she could count from both her internships and her time as a licensed therapist.

Keith raised an eyebrow. "I'm going to assume you heard this from the same kid."

"Correct. He loves pigs."

"You…have a really crazy job, don't you?"