Rebirth,isekai,no ass

Bode blinked and found that the things in front of him suddenly changed to a strange place, in an alley lined with brick walls.

　　He couldn't respond a little bit. He just won the first prize of Powerball. He is about to use the money to go to Australia or Singapore for prostitution...relief for girls in need (because there are few prostitutes with AIDS, they will be tested regularly).

　　He immediately felt severe pain in his body. It's like being torn in half by a giant.

　　Then he saw... the horror scene he saw for the first time in more than 20 years of life as a human being... His two legs approached him, not a combination of a straight line attracted by a magnet like Transformers, but conscious or conscious existence Controlling the running on the ground, the broken limbs on the waist were spraying blood all the time as they got closer, just like a flower pot for watering flowers.

　　As he merged into a complete normal person, he had no way to resist after losing his legs. After all, he couldn't even sit up because he didn't have an ass!

　　The intense pain during the fit and the itching of tens of thousands of ants crawling on the skin made him almost unconscious for a while, just like the doctor refused to give anesthetic to the patient who had broken two legs. But fortunately, Bode has been beaten a lot by professional boxers' parents since he was a child, and the tenacity he has exercised kept him from fainting.

　　Because he was worried... afraid that he would pass out like this and then die somehow, what should I do?

　　The fear of death and the longing for life made him stand up, but the sky was untimely and began to rain heavily. The blood on the ground was washed into the grass by the rain and turned into precious nutrients.

　　Bode stumbled to the outside of the alley, ignoring his brain numb because of the excessive pain, and groping out the way home. He was a little afraid to look at this dark alley if he had just passed out like this., He will be stunned to die if he is robbed of the temperature by the heavy rain, right? He couldn't even find out who killed him.,

　　The over-tired Bode did not know how he returned to his "home". As soon as he entered the door, he rushed to the table and gnawed the hard brown bread, but at this time the taste of the brown bread was like freshly baked in a bakery. Suddenly, a drop of tears was mixed into the wet and dry clothes and then disappeared.

　　He changed his clothes tiredly, his trembling hands lit the wood on fire, and he felt much better when he approached the stew pot wearing dry clothes with a little body odor, and the rain he had just received was burning in it.

　　People in this era do not have the habit of boiling water for drinking. For the poor to boil water with precious wood, it is very stupid and unreasonable.

　　But for Bode, who has just experienced life and death, there is nothing more reassuring than getting some heat. After some time, he felt that his condition was much better.

He began to try to remember what happened in the alley, but he couldn't see the other party's face under the sudden severe pain. The other party was wearing a black cloak, and a crescent blue light hit him directly into two halves.

　　So this is the magic world?

　　Bode suddenly became a little excited. After all, he is a dimensional world space traverser. In his world's animation and novels, he will have systems, talents, or some useful props. In short, choose one of the three.

　　He calmed down and shouted at the quiet and messy room:"System? System, are you here?"

　　"Don't be shy, sweet."

"..."

　　"daddy?"

　　Bode is not only thick-skinned and good at being beaten. And the skin on his face is also very thick.

　　He tried to shout to the front again:

　　"Fireball!"

　　"Water polo!"

　　"???"

　　He didn't get the expected response. Not possessing the system and magic makes him feel a little disappointed. He couldn't stay here next. If he was discovered by the killer, he would definitely come and cut him in half. No, he might be cut into hundreds of pieces next time.

　　That kind of pain, the memory alone made him intolerable.

　　Become stronger, and the desire to become stronger burns in Bod's heart.

　　If he can be strong enough in the future, for the sake of the original owner and for himself, he will avenge the killer and the backstage manipulator.

　　 No one is willing to be mediocre, and this magical world must be able to do something with the memory and experience of the two lives.

　　He looked at himself in the kettle.

　　took a knife and drastically modified his hairstyle.

　　Because of COVID-19 in the original world, he learned to cut his own hair.

　　He looked at himself in the water, calmed his emotions, and shaved his face severely.

　　"si..." The rich sensory nerves on his face made him take a deep breath.

　　From now on, this body will not be called David, but... Bode!