"He's gotta be an a-hole" says Bertha while taking out her binder out of the locker.
"He is an a-hole" agrees Feebs.
"Yeah, well, Audum might-
"Audum?!" Both of these ladies scream like crazy before I get to complete my sentence.
"No no no no, you're mis-judging the situation right here" Feebs speaks exaggeratedly.
"We're talking about Reece!" Bertha follows.
"You gotta be kidding me" I am pissed.
"And what makes Reece an asshole?" I ask.
"His never-ending presence in you guy's story" Feebles shoots.
"Like wouldn't that car ride be a better one without him poking into it?" Bertha adds.
"And that frat meeting where you got pinned to death?" Feebles spits.
"Excuse me?" I cut through.
"On a serious note, bitterness between you two is due to Reece's interference" Feebs comes back at me.
"Whatever your 'highly intellectual minds' think but that doesn't make Audum better"
I open my locker and take out my binder.
"He's an egg" I shut my locker back and turn towards these belong-to-mars aliens.
"Look, Audum is such a desire, my gosh, you even got to taste him" Feebs speaks dreamingly while looking at the ceiling. Eww, stop.
"And that Reece is an a-hole for helping you out that night, but that's all right honey cuz you got to kiss that hot shot" Someone of African accent speaks from my behind and I turn around in surprise, more of a shock.
"Ayye- Don't judge me, I love that guy but I got kids, unfortunately he didn't took birth around 90's, I would have jumped down the hell, to have his hot presence besides me in the form of my boyfriend or even a- haha too naughty, nevermind" continues Harlyne as she passes us with her mop ( and our jaws practically drop on the floor; Feebs is laughing like it's her last time doing it )
Harlyne - she's like the thug character of our college, she's of African ethos and got shifted here after her marriage to a man namely Bob. I don't know much about him; she's one of the cleaners of our college and the only coolest one I know like she can kill a thousand people and then smoke a cigarette over it!
"Babe, you got that yummy-yummy" she goes on singing while dancing alongside mopping the floor!
Bertha breaks into fractions of laughs. Feebs is on the floor dying laughing. And I don't know whether I'm supposed to find this funny, cause I don't.
The bell rings and after shaking Feebs to sanity, we go to our classes.
Oh my lovely Lucifer, it's Tuesday, that means it's my chemistry class after recess! Everyone is kidding me since morning. How lovely! ~sobs~
~ Recess~
Bertha comes as Feebs and I are dropping our stuff into the locker.
"You have no idea, what I just heard about!" Bertha exclaims with her overly ecstatic facial expressions.
"Yeah?" Feebs continues.
"Off to the café then, let us hear you" I shut my locker and we leave.
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