ANGRY BIRDS - 1

God dammit! can't believe I'm stuck here! And moreover it had to be on the day when it was willy wonka's class. Just great! Oh he's so gonna chew me like gum. Liu ning was frantically cycling past her best friend bai xiao to rush to class while munching on her apple.( breakfast on the go! cuz the toast thing in anime can't be pulled off by this weirdo)

Hey wait for me! no fair. pouted bai xiao as she was trying her best go past liu Ning.

Come on pretty~ it's not bad let's drop you to school it's just a piece of cake.

Oh it's fine sir. it's not much of a distance. says a girl with dark black hair nudging the man's advances.

oh why I insist~~~

Please sir I'll get late.

it's ok sweetie, says the man groping her.

She was about to cry when an apple flew over and hit the man right on his forehead banging him to the ground.( yeah an apple did all that, the force thrown I guess?!)

Who?! who was that? Show yourself! do you know who I am? the man screams violently.

Jeez my apple's all dirty! Damn this bastard ruined my breakfast. You better pay up pal. Money's tight this month. says Liu Ning confidently ignoring the man.( meanwhile bai xiao- bish what you gonna ask money for a bitten apple. -_-)

What did you say bitch? says the man angrily, walking furiously towards liu Ning.

Oh! don't you understand human language? well that explains why you can't hear the word no.

You! Well Looks like it's time to teach the lass a lesson. *the men come on menacingly*

Oh god! not again.ಠ_ಠ