THREE

At the viewing park, Naruto and Konohamaru were now challenging in the Sexy Jutsu Contest.

' Sexy Jutsu!' Konohamaru said as she transformed into a woman. " What do you think Naruto?"

" That's too weak Konohamaru!!!" Naruto exclaimed. " I'll show you some of my powerful Sexy Jutsu that could impressed the Third Hokage and Jiraiya Pervy Sage!!!" ' Sexy Jutsu!'

Naruto transformed into a sexy woman in bikinis with bigger boobs.

" Yikes! You totally beat me again 10 times!" Konohamaru said.

" I'll make it fifteen." Naruto said.

' Sexy Jutsu!' Konohamaru said as he transformed into a woman of the same height as Naruto's perverted version. " How is this?"

" We ended up in a draw." Naruto said.

Udon and Moegi were deadpanned.

" Who invented the Sexy Jutsu?" Moegi asked.

" I have no clue." Udon said.

" Oh man." Konohamaru said.

" Remember. Sexy Harem Jutsu is my only secret lethal attack only to be used for emergencies only." Naruto said.

" I shall take a note." Konohamaru said as he grabs his small notebook out of his pockets and write it. " There."

Suddenly Ino and Sakura jumped out of nowhere and throws one heck of the punch on both Naruto and Konohamaru.

" YOU BUNCH OF SON OF THE CURS!!!" Sakura and Ino were shouted angrily at Naruto.

" Ugh oh...." Moegi said.

" Ino and Sakura already awared of Naruto and Konohamaru's presence." Udon said.

Sakura and Ino grabbed Naruto and Konohamaru by the throat.

" STOP MESSING AROUND WITH THE PERVERTED JUTSU!!!" Ino and Sakura were exclaimed.

Shikamaru saw it all.

" What a drag...." Shikamaru said.

32 minutes later. Naruto is heading to the bar.

" I ordered 70 beers!" Naruto said. " I will pay 35000 yens."

Naruto paid the payments to the bartender as he started to drink beer. Later, Rock Lee and the others entered the bar and noticed Naruto lying on the floor, drunk.

" Naruto drank 70 beers!" Rock Lee said.

" That figures." Kakashi said. " It makes more sense of his movements."

" NARUTO, WAKE UP!!!!" Kiba shouted.

" Kiba. He is not responding because he is drunk you idiot!" Shino said.

" Oh great." Sakura said.

" Naruto isn't alone to get drunk." Kurenai said as she pointed to Anko, Yugao, Hayate and Guy, who were also drunk.

" Guy-sensei too!" Tenten said.

Anko placed her barefoot on Naruto's face.

" Kiss my feet." Anko said.

Kurenai deadpanned.

" Darn." Kurenai said. " Disgusting.".

" I'm not sure whether Naruto would take the Chunin Exams this year or next year." Kakashi said.

" I want more beer!" Guy exclaimed as Lee and Neji seized Guy.

" Guy-sensei! You're too much drunk like a drunken master!" Rock Lee said.

" I drink fifteen beer already." Guy said. " Naruto holds the record of drinking 70 bears."

Sakura and the others were shocked.

" 70 beers?!" Sakura exclaimed.

" He is overdrunk!" Ino exclaimed.

Shikamaru deadpanned.

" What a drag....." Shikamaru said.

Naruto holds Anko's barefoot and starts massaging.

" I like spa...." Anko said.

" Spa...spa....spa...." Naruto said.

Hinata's face went purple.

" Naruto...." Hinata said.

" Lady Hinata." Neji said. " Don't do anything stupidy."

" Calm Hinata." Kiba said.