Chapter 02- Gym Class

The bell rang. First period was finally over. I tried to get out of the classroom, but of course I was shoved over and over again by the other students.

"HEY!!!"

Brokuno appeared in front of the students who were bothering me. Why did he have to be the way he was?

"Leave my friend alone! Or else!"

I looked up at the student's faces. They were blank. No eyes or anything. Usually, that would be scary, but I'm pretty sure it was because they were filler characters. (Sorry, don't feel like describing them. Even authors feel lazy sometimes!) It was clear they thought Brokuno was a joke.

I looked towards Brokuno. He began to wind his arm back. A blue light began to glow from his horn.

"THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!!!"

He unleashed his full might upon them. Somehow, they were all knocked out by this one punch. There were like five of them too. Honestly, I respected Brokuno a lot more after that. It would've been a lot cooler if he didn't mention the power of friendship though....

"Take my hand, Sasuke. We have a long, and arduous journey to our next class!"

I stood up, and looked over to Ms. Briggs. She hadn't even made a sound, even though she just watched a group of kids get molly-whopped. Instead, she smiled at Brokuno.

"Good job! Plus 5 points for you, sir!"

Yeah.... this school is definitely not normal. But it did feel good to watch my bullies get what they deserved. I wiped my forehead. I was sweating. This was all a bit much for me. Brokuno was practically dragging me to my next class.

"Hey, Brokuno.... thanks for that."

Brokuno looked back at me with a wide smile. He showed my a big thumbs up.

"Of course, Sasuke! That's what friends are for, right?"

I nodded, although I didn't really know the answer to that question.

* * *

Of course we were in the gym...

Brokuno could see that I was distraught.

"What's wrong, Sasuke?"

I looked down at myself. I was wearing bloomers. The school gave me the wrong clothes...

The rest of the class pointed and laughed at me. Honestly, I couldn't even blame them. It was pretty funny. But still, what the fuck? How did they mix me up with a girl? In the middle of my thought, I was interrupted by a loud whistle.

"WHAT'S UP FUCKHEADS?"

A girl's voice. She sounded kind of hot. But that's not what was important here. I pushed myself to the front of the group alongside Brokuno so we could see what was going on. There she was. She was... magnificent. Her long pigtails.... her perfect face... her.... wait a minute. She's wearing... boy's gym clothes. WHY ME?????

"SOMEBODY HERE IS WEARING MY BLOOMERS. I WANT THEM BACK. I UNDERSTAND THAT THE SCHOOL GOT CONFUSED, SO I WON'T BE MAD IF YOU STEP FORWARD RIGHT NOW!!!!"

I really didn't want to step up and tell her it was me. But I guess that choice really had nothing to do with me. Brokuno raised his hand.

"MY FRIEND HERE IS WEARING YOUR CLOTHES. RETURN HIS AT ONCE!!!!"

She glared into my eyes. Disgust filled her face. She gestured for me to come up to her. I complied.

"What is your name, fatass?"

"S-Sasuke."

She nodded her head.

"My name is Satsuki, so I can understand the confusion."

She held her hand out.

"Hand me my clothes, immediately."

My face turned red.

"W-what? In front of everyone?"

She nodded her head. Her beautiful hair swayed back and forth as she did.

"W-well, why don't you take your clothes off too?"

Her face turned red as well. But it wasn't from embarrassment, it was from anger.

"You dare ask me to take my clothes off? I am the student council president! You don't order me around!"

I smirked. This was my chance to earn some respect. I looked away from her and shrugged my shoulders. I chuckled like some kind of anime villain.

"I suppose you care what these lowly students think? Should the student council president really be embarrassed to get naked in front of all these... worthless mortals?"

I turned back around with an evil grin on my face. My eyes widened. She was naked. I nearly fell unconscious. Her body... it was like a work of art. Tears almost fell from my eyes. God really was real. (Although us demons aligned with the devil.) The crowd of students began to scream and yell. They were definitely excited.

"Well. It's your turn."

I forgot that I had to do the same. It was embarrassing, but a deal was a deal. I grabbed the bloomers, ready to pull them down when....

"Um, Ms. Satsuki.... we were able to get you another set of gym clothes for you."

The teacher held a bag with clothes inside of it. Satsuki's face was blank. I grabbed the clothes she just took off and ran to the locker room.

* * *

After a few minutes, I came back in my clothes. The teacher looked like she was ready to start class. I ran over to Brokuno and sat next to him on the gym floor. I looked over to my right. Satsuki's face was red and she was obviously trying to avoid my gaze.

I was able to convince the student council president to get naked in front of everyone. That had to have earned me some respect. I felt a tap on my shoulder. I looked back, and saw Ms. Briggs. She was laying over a bunch of students to talk to me.

"You've earned 10 points, sir. Good job fat stuff!"

I smiled nervously. This day was... odd.

"Look forward, please...."

The gym teacher stood in front of me. It was a small woman. She was maybe 20 years old, and she was super tiny. She didn't exactly fill the description of a gym teacher.

"Now that everyone's paying attention.... let's start class. For our first day, I'll be teaching everyone how to rip out spines cleanly."