Chapter 10 Temporary Cat House

Now where do I take this cat? My ex lived not too far away from my parents. And when I say my ex or any of my friends live in their "house" or "home", I mean their parents. We were all pretty much losers. We were somewhat on friendly terms after we broke up a few years back. She keeps on texting me and making me feel we are going to get back together any moment now. The issue is that I somewhat believe it. I am not too sure she is keen on cats, nor do I want to share my secret knowledge of this amazing talking cat.

Flufii- "Take me to a place where I can relax, eat, and have sex."

The cat started to make demands. It was a short time span since I kidnapped it, and already it wanted, what I have been looking for all of my life.

Dan- "Listen up cat when I get my riches you get yours. At the moment we have to focus on where to store you before I can get the apartment."

Flufii- "Bitch, bitch as punk!!!! You were supposed to have already been comfortable with the bitcoin investment. Damn fool!!!"

Dan- "What was that?"

Flufii- "Funk!!! Do you like bitch funk? The band?"

Dan- "Never heard of it. I could've of swore I heard you say…."

Flufii- "Nope you miss heard. Better check those big ears, because they ain't working!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, whatever!!! So, do we have a deal or what?"

Flufii- "What deal?"

Dan- "I get mine and you will get yours."

Flufii - "Sure, sure whatever you say bitch ass punk!!!!"

The cat chuckles.

Dan- "I heard it real clear this time."

Flufii- "I said it clear enough last time as well, lol."

Dan- "You know cat, I am starting to have a different vision of you. You seem very cunning, clever and a liar."

Flufii - "You better be careful now big ears; I'm just having some fun."

Dan- "And stop calling me big ears, it's not true."

Flufii - "Calm down now, I have an idea. We will stay at your parents' house in the meantime. Do you have a patio or balcony?"

Dan- "In fact yes we do. What a great idea. My parents go to sleep pretty early, and the bedroom is away from the patio. I will sneak you in at night in the meantime you will stay in the car."

Today has been a long day and as we are driving home the cat suggested we stop by a burger joint. Both of us were really tired of oping to eat at home. My father would usually come home after midnight. We were due back at around 8pm. We decided on Burger Heaven, as ours choice for food. As we pull up to the window, both of us knew what we wanted. I had no clue as to how the cat new the items on the menu.

Cat- "I want a mini double cheeseburger, extra cheese, ketchup, and a lime sizzle."

Dan- "Let me order that."

I was going for a triple beef patty with BBQ sauce and onion ring burger, and rigged cut fries. I also asked for buffalo, ranch, and ketchup for the fries. I was really excited to have a first meal with the cat, more so just the food but the cat as well.

We drive into the garage, and I park the car. The food is in the front seat beside me. The plan changes from keeping the cat in the car to taking it up with me and having a nice meal. I pick up the fast-food bags, and then the cat. All of a sudden I start feeling something hitting my shirt, it's the cat. The cat is peeing on me.

Dan- "What the hell, cat."

Cat- "That's the way I like to start of my meals so no one else touches it."

Dan- "You realize pee drops hit my face and mouth."

Cat- "I'm a dangerous cat, so don't mess with me."

My appetite almost gone. I grab the cat by the scruff of its neck. I carry it all the way to the apartment. I place the food on the ground while holding the cat in one hand and grab the keys in the other. We enter really slowly. We tip toe to the patio, and all of a sudden my brother runs out naked, singing, "sister, sister!!!!" I Drop the cat, and lose my balance.