Superpowers abound. Villains rule the world. A transmigrated dork that has absolutely no idea what’s going on. 

Strong-armed by the Superhero Enhancement System into the thankless job of endlessly performing good deeds in a world where such actions are often met with violence, Lucas Lynn doesn't have much choice in regards to using his supposed gifts.

It’s bad enough having to pretend to be a supervillain, but how exactly does Boss System expect him to save the world with only the help of a homeless orphan, a dog that’s smarter than he is, and a yoyo? 

Oh, just trick some supervillains into becoming superheroes instead? You make it sound so easy!

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Tags: Sci-Fi, Isekai, System, Dark Comedy, Satire, Superpowers, Anti-Hero, Time Looping, Gore, Slice of Life, Rubber Ducky (yes, Mr. Quacks deserves his own tag)

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Do a google search for "Geminel WordPress" for a page that has a little about me, information about the novel's inspiration, a link to the discord server, a link to the character reference sheet, a char art gallery, and a collection of short stories, both within and independent of this novel's universe.

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Excerpt from the end of Ch1:

[Bzzt... Scan complete. Analyzing...]

'Eh?'

[Analysis complete. Positive value found, now loading... Loading complete.]

'Okay, WTF is...'

[Binding successful. Congratulations upstanding citizen. You have been selected by the Superhero Enhancement System. Please select your desired enhancement. The following options are avail...]

'I'M DYING! IS NOT DYING AN OPTION!?'

[Error, invalid selection. An enhancement will be randomly selected. Randomizing... Strength has been selected. Enhanced strength will be calibrated for your rebirth. Please look forward to it.]

'WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-'

With this final thought, Lucas dies in a pool of his own blood on the sidewalk.

I'd Like to Change My Reincarnation Subscription, Please

After Lucas and Jonathan have given their partings to 23 and 08, they are now on the sidewalk near the intersection... 


“Jon. Jon. Hey, Jon.” Lucas’s enthusiasm caught Jonathan’s attention right away, but he takes a moment to respond. 


“Um, w-what?” Once Jonathan looks up at him, Lucas cracks a huge grin. 


“Look what I can do!” Before Lucas is even completely done shouting, he starts taking a few running steps towards the crosswalk in the direction they need to go. 


It’s a rather noisy process, considering how much shattered glass is scattered around the area. As he runs to the edge of the crosswalk, he should have slipped and eaten concrete at least once, if it wasn’t for his proprioception. 


When he reaches the edge of the crosswalk he leaps up into the air twice as high as he did while carrying the two sisters earlier. While he’s airborne, he whoops out some delighted laughter. 


Sore Loser