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After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. 

Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven.

But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. 

The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. 

Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself.

Sounds epic, right? 

Well, there is just one tiny problem. 

How do you kill something that is already dead?

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Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife
Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell
Volume 3: Too High For Heaven
Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

Too Broke For Afterlife

I don't know what's worse. Being stuck in a country like Peru without any idea what's about to happen. Or having to sit on the floor and play a stupid board game with the others.

Have I ever mentioned that I hate board games?

At birthday parties I always made sure I'd be too drunk to play before my friends pulled out Activito.

Or Tabooho. That's the worst one of all. Who f*cking made that game?

But I have to say no awful party game compares to this one and I don't think I have to explain why.

"When the world needed cheese the most, it disappeared. Now the lactose intolerant rule the world for their nemesis is gone. +3 for all lactose intolerant players."

Clemens puts down the card and moves his bottle cap three fields forward. So does Isabella. With a weird look on her face.

A For Effort