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After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. 

Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven.

But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. 

The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. 

Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself.

Sounds epic, right? 

Well, there is just one tiny problem. 

How do you kill something that is already dead?

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Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife
Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell
Volume 3: Too High For Heaven
Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

Too Broke For Afterlife

"You have a very bad influence on me, dude."  Parker points the whiskey glass at me.

"How is that? I'm a great influence. Beautiful, intelligent, well-mannered..." I chuckle at my own joke. A few weeks ago I would have been dead serious about that but these days my confidence is nowhere to be found.

I look at the glass in my hands and try to shake off the thoughts. Depressing talk is not why we are here.

After the fight with Judy I had decided to take Parker out and find the nearest bar so I could get drunk.

I must say, my understanding of what a bar looks like seems to be a little different from Peruvian standards but I decided to swallow my entitlement with the help of vodka.

"I had sworn myself to never drink alcohol again."

"Another round? I have some cash left." I look through the coins in my wallet.

[Bonus chapter]The Shadow