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After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. 

Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven.

But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. 

The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. 

Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself.

Sounds epic, right? 

Well, there is just one tiny problem. 

How do you kill something that is already dead?

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Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife
Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell
Volume 3: Too High For Heaven
Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

Too Broke For Afterlife

I feel the heat burning through my skin and try to open my eyes.

My vision is blurry at first as my eyes are itching, dried out from the temperatures. I wait a bit for them to get used to my surroundings.

All I can see is concrete below my lying body. Grey, even and clean.

I lift my head up a bit and my eyes land on a window front, showing nothing but red behind it. The wooden crate is lying next to me.

I try to take a deep breath but to my horror I notice that there is nothing to breathe in.

A wheezing escapes my throat and what I taste on my tongue is smoke.

I try to sit up and look around. But I'm alone inside this room.

So I guess screaming for help won't...help.

Oh my god, I'm going to suffocate.

My throat is aching, it burns like it's been scratched open by rusty nails.

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