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After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. 

Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven.

But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. 

The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. 

Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself.

Sounds epic, right? 

Well, there is just one tiny problem. 

How do you kill something that is already dead?

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Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife
Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell
Volume 3: Too High For Heaven
Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

Too Broke For Afterlife

Bon Jovi is playing on my phone and I'm singing along as I'm putting folder by folder into the cardboard box.

He might be living on a prayer but I know that just a few days ago nobody was there to listen to my begging.

Still, I somehow made it out alive.

Rain is pouring against the window front and I had to turn on all the lights inside my office to fight the grey clouds hanging over New York City.

Since our return from Heaven, the weather has been awful and I'm wondering if there might be a connection. Is the sky crying over the loss of Priscilla? That's hard to believe. It's more likely that our planet is relieved. We saved it after all.

I grab the picture of me and my parents and look at it.

We took this one around two years ago during the wedding of one of my cousins. They were so proud of me back then.

Back to Earth