Fair, My Arse!

Xiao Feng's eyes turned all teary, and he yelled aloud. "Why did all the ladies around me like to twist Xiao Feng's little ears so much? First, Granny Ju, and now you, ah-ah-ah ouch, did my ears do anything wrong with you and your previous life? This is not fair! "

"Fair my arse! You almost lost your life... If I cannot find you in time, then... y-you will be long dead meat already and how in the hell am I going to go back and face our master ever again?" She said with a teary face and the next second she bellowed at him, saying. "You selfish brat, stop making me worry so much. Because of you and yours pulling all those monkey tricks, I'm losing my hair. See, at this rate, in a year, I might be as good as a bold Buddhist nun." 

Her tone changed to a caring, soft one, and she said pleadingly. "If you want to run inside the forest or somewhere exotic next time, please let me know in advance as I'd like to join you."

Xiao Feng nodded his head earnestly.