Reborn into the O.C
Somewhere in a pitch black abyss, a silver orb can be seen floating in the darkness.
"Huh where am I?" The orb moans.
"You are in the abyss of the lost, child." A heavenly voice sounding like a warm caring mother comes out of nowhere.
"Ahh I take it that I am not on earth anymore." The orb says curiously.
"No my child." The voice says regrettably.
"Oh thank God." The orb says relieved and slightly happy.
"Why are you happy about that child?" The voice asks confused.
Normally most people freak out when hearing of their deaths.
"What do you mean why?" The orb asks sarcastically.
"My life was hell, every girl I've ever dated cheated on me, and every single time it happened, I would walk in on them in the middle of them fucking each other!!!" The orb yells out in anger.
"The last time my girl was sandwiched by my two friends while getting the shit fucked out of her." The orb says seething in rage.
"Ye....yes about that, you see you... were.. cursed." The voice says slowly changing from a mature mother type voice to a meek nervous one.
"Cursed? what do you mean cursed?" The orb asks his blood starting to boil.
"You see, while before you were born, the God of Birth, Reincarnation and death.. uhh he kind of accidently gave you horrible luck with women, when you were supposed to have decent luck." The voice tells him.
"Ahh of course, urghhhh i don't want to talk about it anymore." The orb says tiredly.
Inwardly he truly wants to curl up in a ball and cry his heart out for the injustices he had to suffer.
"You see, I'm actually here to offer you a chance to reincarnate." The voice says.
"Are you this so called God who fucked me?" The orb asks accusingly.
"No.. no I'm not." The voice says hurriedly.
"I am the God of Otakus." The God answers.
"The God of Otakus, I'm not an Otaku." The orb says annoyed.
"Aren't you, you were obsessed with the Oc." The God says teasingly.
"I wasn't obsessed." The orb defends itself.
"You had a poster of Nikki Re....." The God starts.
"Alright just stop." The orb says embarrassed and cuts off the God's sentence.
"Fufufu... as long as you understand, anyway my job is to reincarnate or transmigrate Otakus into their favorite Anime, Manga's, Tv shows, books, movies or Novels etc...." The voice explains.
"So do I get to choose where I'm born? do I get wishes, do I get to keep my memory?" The orb asks.
"You cannot choose the circumstances of your birth and as for wishes that you get 3, however they will be random and as for keeping memory you will." The Otaku god explains.
"Alright, let's get this show on the road." The orb says excitedly.
"Alright your first wish is..." As the Otaku God says that a wheel pops out of nowhere spinning at ridiculous speeds.
Eventually it's stops on something, Superhuman reflexes and reactions.
"Hmmm... a good ability, you'll be able to instantly react to anything, and your body will instantly react to any action you command." The God answers.
"Huh that's cool I guess" The orb says calmly.
"Ok next spin." The God says.
The wheel starts spinning again after a few seconds it stops on... Danger sensor.
"Ohh even better, you'll get a tingling sensation and a general feeling of the direction the danger is coming from, it will also warn you of anyone that wants to harm you." The God explains.
"Ok last spin." The God says.
The wheel starts spinning again for a few seconds before stopping on... Google minds.
"Ohh, this is good, you'll have knowledge of well everything, all you'll need to do is picture a question in your head and Google minds will search up the answer to the question and transfer it to your brain." The God Explains.
"Ok very useful." The Orb thinks happily to itself.
"Also will my luck with women not be terrible this time." The orb asks hopefully.
"Don't worry you'll have extream luck with women so have fun." The God explains.
Thank God.... The orb thinks gratefully.
"Very well enjoy your new life little soul." The God says as my consciousness fades.
Alright let's go have fun, Is the last thought the orb has before he loses consciousness.