Cum Dump Goddess (KonoSuba)

A/N: Cum Dump Goddess was a one-shot commission originally written in May of 2018. Posting it now for readers to enjoy!

Themes: Gangbang, Cum Dump, Fucked Silly, Bestiality

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As Kazuma steps up to the entrance of a by-now-familiar alley, he watches a dog trot out. The mutt barely spares him a single glance, though from the way his tail is wagging and his tongue is out as he pants… Kazuma isn't exactly surprised when he looks into the alley and finds what the damn beast is leaving behind.

A derisive snort leaves the young man's nose as he makes his way deeper into the alley, taking his time and moving at a casual, sedate pace. There's no need to rush, after all. His ultimate destination certainly isn't going anywhere. Finally coming to a stop, Kazuma looks down at Aqua and just shakes his head as he grins ruefully.

Aqua lays there, face down and ass up in her own puke, cum dripping from her cunt from the dog that had just finished with her. Her dress and her stockings are ripped and torn in some places, but mostly intact… that doesn't mean they'll be salvageable though, given the sheer amount of stains across her clothing.

But then, this isn't really anything new to him. This had been the status quo for months now, ever since the tavern that this alley happened to be up against had gotten sick and tired of the stupid goddess refusing to pay her tab. Of course, the fact that Aqua kept going back to said tavern, regardless of what they kept doing to her, set Kazuma's mind at ease regarding things like consent.

Chuckling darkly, Kazuma looks upon what Aqua has once again made of herself.

"You really are a shitty goddess. But I suppose you make an excellent cum dump. C'mon, you stupid bimbo. Let's get you home."

Why he remained friends with such a waste of space, Kazuma couldn't have said. He had plenty of pussy from the women with him that weren't irredeemable gangbang sluts. But eh, he and Aqua shared a special kind of bond. They didn't have to fuck to remain friends, in the end. That didn't make her any less disgusting though. Honestly, he wasn't sure what those patrons at the tavern even saw in the drunken excuse for a goddess…

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"I… am a goddessh! … hic!"

No one pays her words much mine. Most of the tavern goers are more focused on her party tricks, as she makes sparkles fly and the like. Aqua had become a fixture at the tavern of late, getting drunk every night as she happily pranced this way and that. The way she moved without a care for propriety or anything like that left many men catching glimpses of her panties or staring at her tits as they bounced and jiggled within her top in quite the mesmerizing pattern.

But that wasn't what the regulars of the tavern were focused on. Nor were they looking at Aqua's magic. Instead, those men who knew exactly what had been happening here near-nightly for the last few weeks stared at Aqua's mug instead, watching as it slowly grew emptier and emptier. The drunken blue-haired girl grabbed it up again after finishing her latest trick and downed the rest before letting out a high-pitched whine upon finding it empty again.

Stumbling over to the bar, Aqua doesn't notice or doesn't care when half the tavern leans forward in anticipation. The man behind the counter turns to face her just as she reaches the bar and drapes herself over it, holding out her empty glass.

"Bartender! I'm out! Pour me another!"

Looking at her without mercy in his eyes, the bartender grabs a dirty cup and begins to clean it.

"Pay up first."

Aqua scoffs at that.

"Put it on my tab!"

Anticipation fills the air, and all of the tavern's patrons lean forward a bit more at that. The bartender seems as completely apathetic as ever, even as he shakes his head back and forth.

"Tab's too high. Time for you to pay it off before I can pour you anymore."

Aqua gapes at that.

"W-Well how high is it?!"

Not that it matters. Everyone in the tavern knows Aqua can't pay. She doesn't have any money, she never does. All the same, the bartender looks her dead in the eye and names a sum that would make any single patron in the tavern blanch in terror. Aqua's eyes go wide as well, and she gapes even longer for a few moments, before suddenly turning around, a wide drunken smile on her rosy-cheeked face.

"Any guy who helps pay off my tab can fuck me however they like!"

Some of the tavern's newcomers blink in surprise at that, but the general response from the place is a cheer as men lift their mugs in Aqua's direction, before swiftly beginning to rise from their seats. Behind the self-proclaimed 'goddess', the bartender finally cracks a grin, even as Aqua places her empty mug on the counter and he pours her another drink.

Downing it right before the first of the men reach her, Aqua giggles drunkenly as she's pawed at and manhandled.

"Rejoice, for you are the rare few who get to play with a godde-mmph!"

A tongue down her throat shuts her up quite nicely as the first patron to reach her kisses her deeply and grabs at her tits. Aqua moans into his mouth and happily kisses him back, even as she writhes in his grip and the grip of all the other men crowding around her. For a time, molestation is all that happens, like a twisted form of foreplay before Aqua and the group about to gangbang her get down to the actual deed itself.

Not that any of them imagine themselves as the 'rare few'. The tavern is packed to the bursting tonight, as it has been every night for weeks now. Aqua… Aqua has become little more than a tavern party favor, to go along with the silly little party tricks she always insists on performing. Her drunken claims to godhood don't even faze the tavern goers anymore and talk of just how much of a slutty little whore she is has spread throughout the city.

Aqua has become quite popular, and tonight's crowd is the biggest she's ever had to face. In no time at all, the men insist on moving onto the next part of the whole thing. There's not enough of Aqua's sexy petite form to go around after all, and those in the back are quite pushy to those up close. Soon enough, Aqua finds herself on her knees, surrounded by cocks.

Giggling drunkenly, the blue-haired goddess looks up into the merciless, lust-filled gazes all around her. Both of her hands close around two cocks apiece, and she smirks as she fondles them.

"Are these all for me? Mm, such big, strong men. Going to have your way with me, are you? Well then, I suppose I'll just have to get st-mmph! Gagkh! Gagkh! Gagkh!"

As usual, someone shuts her up. A calloused, masculine hand closes over Aqua's hair loop, and he forces his fat, smelly dick right down her throat as she tries to talk. Then, he starts face fucking her right then and there. All around the pair, the other men begin to stroke off to the sight of the self-proclaimed goddess being defiled, while two lucky patrons enjoy the feel of Aqua's slender, smooth fingers on their cocks.

Some grab hold of her long blue locks and use those to jerk off as well, and all around the drunken young woman is used up as things transition fully into a blowbang. It's not long before the first man cums down her throat, half his seed exploding out of her nostrils. His cock is then immediately replaced by another, and Aqua is once again face fucked as her eyes water involuntarily and slobber drips down onto her top.

"Gagkh! Gagkh! Gagkh!"

There's no pause, no breaks, no hesitation. The tavern is full, and the men recognize that they have a lot of horny guys to work through before they can move on to another hole. As such, no one takes it slow. No one gives Aqua so much as a chance to try and suck off their cocks on her own. The only 'control' Aqua has is the way her hands move along the two dicks that are always in her grasp, even as her throat gets fucked, her esophagus railed, her gullet plundered.

Man after man pounds into the self-proclaimed goddess' face, forcing her nose into their smelly crotches, bouncing their ball sacks off of her slobber-covered chin. Aqua cries, of course she does, but the tears that come are something she simply can't control, amusingly enough. For all her power, the feel of dick after dick railing her throat, choking and gagging her, only serves to make the tears fall and fall and fall.

They mix with the cum, as some men simply ejaculate onto her face. More men ejaculate into her hair and onto her body as they await their turn in her throat. In short order, Aqua is outright covered in seed, as she continues to satisfy and service after dick and cock put before her. The general mood of the tavern changes as Aqua is played with.

The other women in the tavern know what's up. Those that didn't left as soon as things got started. Because of this, those left were considered 'free game'. They also had a choice though, unlike Aqua. Some men were turned away, but every woman who stayed behind to partake in the fun had at least one man with them to play with as things escalated further and further.

Aqua might as well have become the Goddess of Gangbangs and Orgies, as her very presence in the tavern turned it into a near-nightly den of debauchery and depravity that knew no bounds. But then, Aqua didn't really care about that. The drunken blue-haired girl simply focused on the task at hand, somewhat losing herself in the blowbang as she gagged and choked on dick after dick after dick.

Until suddenly, there were no more dicks to suck. Aqua found herself without a cock in her mouth for the first time in an hour, and she didn't quite know what to do about it. Luckily, the patrons of the tavern did. They were in fact very confident in what they were going to do next with the slutty whore. Aqua yelps as she's picked up off the ground and tossed face down over a table. She yelps when a bucket of water is splashed over her.

Her own element is used to wash away some of the muck that's fallen across her body, soaking her already stained clothes, but cleaning her face and her skin and her hair at least somewhat. And with her no longer doing an impression of some sort of cum monster, the men move in again, able to see the beauty at their disposal for what she was. Not a goddess, but a slutty little whore for them to fuck.

Aqua's short skirt is flipped up, and her panties are torn clean off her bodies. Aqua lets out another yelp at that, but the drunken woman doesn't raise any additional protest, nor does she resist as the first of many cocks teases her sopping wet opening. She's soaked from the water, but she's also dripping in another way at this point.

Because of this, the first dick slides in easy. A hand curls in her wet hair and drags her head back as the man it belongs to begins to fuck her hard, right there atop the table. Of course, the tavern's other patrons, those not taken by other female tavern goers, crowd around and stroke at their cocks once more, eagerly awaiting their turn.

Not all are so patient though. Aqua swiftly ends up with her hands wrapped around two dicks again, and one of the more demanding patrons climbs atop the table and force his cock right back down her throat. The self-proclaimed goddess' eyes roll back in her head as she's spit-roasted between two big fat cocks, and she finally climaxes around the one buried deep in her cunt. This in turn draws out his release as she milks it from his member, and then he's groaning as he unloads deep inside of her.

A moment later, he's pulled back and replaced by yet another cock as Aqua continues to take dick after dick. There's no end to the gangbang, not for the blue-haired goddess. The men in the tavern know that she's good to go for quite a long time, her durability one of the only things impressive about her. They fuck her, and they cum inside of her, and they cum on her to their heart's content.

Eventually, one of the patrons looks upon Aqua's creampied cunt, staring in disgust at the multiple loads of cum pouring from her abused pussy. In the end, his eyes drift up to her reddened butt cheeks and the untouched hole left between them instead. Aqua lets out a muffled squeal around the cock in her throat as she takes her first dick of the night up her ass, but in truth it's nothing the cum dump goddess hasn't experienced before.

The first dick in her ass soon cums, and then is replaced by another, as if the adventurous man had somehow trailblazed a path for those who arrived after him. Soon enough, Aqua's back door is as stuffed full of cum as her cunt. Soon enough, she's as messy and disgusting as she was after the blowbang.

Another bucket of water washes some of that away, and two bottles of wine stuffed up her ass and cunt see some of that washed out as well, even as the wine in Aqua's ass makes her all the drunker. Completely and utterly sloshed, the self-proclaimed goddess doesn't mind one bit when she's dropped onto the biggest cock of the night, and then penetrated from behind as well.

Now bouncing up and down on the dick of a many laying beneath her, while also taking a dick in her ass from another man behind her, Aqua is in full swing. Her mouth and both her hands end up servicing three more cocks, and another two beside that use her hair to jerk off. With that, Aqua is able to pleasure seven men at a time… and even with a packed tavern, it doesn't take her long to work her way through everyone like that.

At some point though, the men stop cumming on her. The ones filling her orifices still release into her holes or all over her face in the case of some of the patrons who use her throat, but the ones she's jerking off and the ones jerking themselves off at the sight of her being so utterly fucked turn their cocks towards empty glasses and mugs instead as they continue to defile Aqua to their heart's content.

When every man has been satisfied, at least temporarily, Aqua is cleaned off once more and then sat down at a table across from a familiar face. Luna, the Adventurer's Guild Receptionist, finishes bobbing her head up and down on the cock next to her head, her cheeks ballooning outwards as the man holding her blonde locks groans happily and cums in her mouth.

Then, she pulls away from him and deposits the sticky white load of viscous seed into the glass before her, just so happening to finish filling the last of the glass to the brim. Aqua blinks blearily at the sight, and she slowly takes in the view before her, finally recognizing what's happening. A shit-eating grin spreads across the drunken goddess' face as she eyes the variety of containers that the tavern goers have filled with their cum. There's a veritable lake of seed arrayed between her and Luna.

"S-Sho then… you think, hic! … you think you got what it takesh to take me on, Luna?"

The blonde receptionist giggles at Aqua's antics. Luna isn't nearly as drunk as the other woman is, merely a little tipsy. But she is riding high on life, her cheeks flushed with arousal as she basks in the attention of the men all around her. Unlike with Aqua, Luna doesn't have a 'tab'. Her body isn't for 'free use' or getting gangbanged. She's not a cum dump like the shitty self-proclaimed goddess sitting across from her.

But she is a fun-loving girl, and ever since Aqua started selling her body to pay her bar tab, Luna has found the tavern to be just the kind of place for her, the kind of place where she can relax and have some no strings attached, no judgment sort of fun. Of course, she'd eventually been pulled into the bartender's little games, and now she was a staple whenever something like this occurred. Her little contest was a staple.

"Hee-hee~ I wouldn't dare to presume I could beat the reigning champ after all the times you've defeated me… but someone has to try, right?"

The compliment assuages Aqua's drunken ego, and the blue-haired goddess considers Luna for a moment before nodding decisively. Or as decisively as someone as sloshed as her can.

"Yesh… yesh that makesh shense! You should be proud of your courage, facing shomeone as amazing ash me! … hic! Let's begin!"

With that, Aqua grabs the first mug and immediately begins to chug it. Luna giggles one last time, before grabbing her first cup as well, the one she'd just deposited a load of seed into. She drinks down the massive amount of cum within the cup as fast as she can… but as expected, Aqua beats her handily. Luna still gets cheers though, but then that might be because of the way her big fat tits are hanging out of her top as some of the tasty white cum drips down her chin and onto her chest.

When this had first started, there'd been some gambling on just which woman would win the contest and drink the most cum. But that had died off fairly quickly. The men all around them aren't going to bet on the outcome of this particular little contest. There's no point in doing so, because in the end it's not even a gamble. It's a sucker's bet, anyone who might be willing to bet for Luna and against Aqua. But that doesn't make the whole thing any less hot as Aqua and Luna engage in yet another cum chugging contest.

Each time one of the two finishes a cup, they turn it over and smack it down on the table. More and more of the cum-filled goblets and mugs and glasses get emptied and flipped over, but Aqua's side of the table swiftly fills with far more empty containers than Luna. By the time they're both on their last mug, the lead Aqua has is incredible… but that doesn't mean Luna doesn't drink every last drop of the remainder of the cum before her. For one, the slutty blonde receptionist loves the taste. For another, she never gives up, not until it's over.

But then it is over. Aqua leans back in her chair with a smirk on her face as she looks at Luna challenging. Luna just smiles in return, glancing between their disproportionate 'scores'.

"Well, you win again Aqua."

"That'sh right! It'sh because I'm a goddessh, you know?! I'm the best cum-drinker in thish here town and don't you forget it!"

Luna giggles tipsily and bobs her head up and down in agreement.

"Don't worry Aqua, I won't. I suppose now you'll want your prize?"

Aqua's eyes light up at that, and she stands, nodding energetically.

"Yesh! Yesh, give me my prize!"

Standing a bit slower, Luna smiles and spreads her arms wide.

"Very well then! Boys! Give Aqua her prize!"

And just like that, the drunken self-proclaimed goddess is once again grabbed at as the men crowd in. After all, Aqua's prize for winning the cum chugging contest is the same every time… it's another gangbang! Luna snickers as the blue-haired girl falls right back into taking dicks in all of her holes. The blonde looks up as a pair of hands reach down and grope at her naked tits, and she smiles lustfully as she finds one of her favorites smiling back down at her.

She might not have been a total gangbang whore like Aqua, but that didn't mean Luna wasn't going to enjoy herself immensely all the same.

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By the night's end and the next day's beginning, the tavern has cleared out somewhat, and the men have mostly tired of Aqua. Cleaning her up becomes less and less effective every time they do it, the buckets of water and the bottles of wine just not managing as well as the gunk of her repeated creampies and facials and more add up.

When all is said and done, Aqua is a sticky and glazed mess. One eye is all but sealed shut from some white-hot ejaculate, and the last few dozen loads of the night spill out from between her legs as if she's using her Beauties of Nature skill. Staggering out the back door of the tavern, since the bartender had long made it clear he wouldn't tolerate a mess right outside the front, Aqua barely makes it into the alley behind the tavern before doubling over.

Cum outright hoses out of Aqua's mouth and onto the cobblestone beneath her, along with much of the booze that the tavern goers had plied her with all night long. The blue-haired goddess' eyes roll up in her head, and she falls forward as she passes out face down in it snoring. Though, before she can fully fall unconscious, a bestial whine hits her ears.

Aqua is too tired to resist as the stray dog that had been making the alley his home wakes to find a wet and ready cunt sticking up in the air, just waiting for it. Mounting her from behind, the mutt completes the cum dump goddess' humiliation as his tapered doggy dick slams home into her creampied cunt again and again and again.

Back in the tavern, a tipsy Luna lets out a lewd moan as she's fingered from behind. The blonde sits on one of the bar stools while a male patron sits beside her, his digits pumping in and out of her needy, wet cunt as she positions herself in such a way that her pussy is hanging off the back of the bar stool, giving him plenty of room to fingerbang her into oblivion.

On the other side of the bar, the bartender cleans some glasses, enjoying the look of pure bliss on Luna's blushing face as he takes in the sight of his messy bar and chuckles ruefully. The clean up might not be worth it, if it weren't for the sheer amount of revenue he'd generated over the course of the night thanks to Aqua. But then, his safe was nice and full of coin, practically bursting with it. So in the end, he was satisfied.

He had more than enough extra money to hire a few ruffians to clean up the place in preparation for the next night of debauchery and depravity. A giggle from Luna suddenly draws the bartender's attention, and he finds the tipsy blonde looking at him with a mirthful smile.

"D-Does… ooh, does she know?"

The bartender lifts a brow at that, though he catches on to what Luna is asking immediately. Luna just giggles some more at the lifted brow, even as she wiggles on the fingers of the man thrusting his digits up into her tight little cunt.

"Does, mm, Aqua know that she hasn't had an, ooh, tab in weeks?"

For a moment, the bartender pauses. Then, he laughs and shakes his head.

"Ya know what? I'm not entirely sure. I definitely ain't going to tell her. I'd lose half my patrons if she stopped offering up her body to the crowd every other night! But I figure there's a fifty-fifty chance she knows anyway, and just does this to get laid. Seems like something that cum dump whore of a 'goddess' would do."

Luna giggles and nods her agreement, before sliding her way off her bar stool, only to lay down across it as she puts herself into a ninety-degree angle. The male patron who's been working so hard to get her off groans as she takes his thick cock into her mouth. A moment later, the bartender comes out from behind the bar and lines his own hard cock up with the sexy blonde receptionist's ready and waiting cunt, taking the unspoken invitation for what it is as he thrusts into her and begins to fuck her right then and there.

As the trio get down to enjoying themselves inside the tavern, outside a passed out Aqua is still taking doggy dick to the absolute root inside of her already abused little cunt. The mutt pounds his knot right into the unconscious goddess and fills her with yet another large load of cum in an already well-seeded womb.

Knowing better than to tie itself down in any place within the city for too long, the dog foregoes its usual instincts and doesn't actually knot Aqua, instead pulling back as it finishes cumming, spraying the last of its bestial seed across her upturned butt cheeks. Then, it turns and begins to trot away, tail wagging and tongue lulling out of its muzzle, a satisfied glint in its eye.

The mutt passes by a male two-legger as it departs, but it doesn't pay him any mind. It's had it's fun. Just like everyone else.

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