The Locker Room Mishap (My Hero Academia)

A/N: The Locker Room Mishap was a commissioned one shot originally written back in September of 2021. Posting it up here and now for people to enjoy!

Themes: Genderbending, Rough Sex, Fucked Silly

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A popular theme in multiverse theory are constants. Even in an infinite number of universes, there are constants that never change. People like to latch onto this idea because it helps them with the concept of an ever-flowing, ever-changing series of cosmos that they have no control over. But it's true. There are constants.

One of these constants is Mineta Minoru. There isn't a world in which Mineta isn't a perverted little gremlin. In some worlds, Mineta manages to rise above that and still be the Fresh-Picked Hero: Grape Juice. In others, Mineta is one of the worst of the worst villains, constantly known by god awful names like Grapist and other terrible puns regarding sexual assault.

But just because every version of Mineta Minoru is a pervert… doesn't mean every version of Mineta Minoru is male. Indeed, women can be rather perverted to, as we discover with one female Mineta Minoru, who is currently hiding herself away in an unassigned locker within the Men's Locker Room at her local gym for the express purposes of peeping on all of the men changing.

The abs, the glistening pectorals, and best of all, the big fat cocks. Mineta is enjoying them all, her eyes darting too and fro as she looks around the locker room, as she takes in the glorious, glorious sights. Unlike her male counterpart however, there's a lot to be desired about this Mineta. She just doesn't realize it.

She's short and her head is a bit too round, and her eyes are a bit too big. These are the things about herself that Mineta recognizes and believes disqualify her as being able to actually grab a boy for herself. Well, that and she's a raging pervert. She's deeply confident that she'd chase away any man she tried to get close to with her perverted antics. She can't help herself.

However, there are parts of Mineta that would make most men, shallow as men can be, overlook her flaws. For one, the female version of Mineta Minoru, or at least THIS female version, is fucking stacked. Indeed, she all but embodies the phrase short stack without realizing it. While she's aware of the concept, she's completely oblivious to the fact that it might apply to her.

But it's true, she's unbelievably top heavy, and with wide hips and a somewhat middling waist and a fat ass… she'd make many a guy happy with her body. But its her tits in particular that will do her in today.

As Mineta looks out through the locker's slats at the veritable buffet of man meat before her, a particularly hot guy suddenly walks into the locker room, drawing her eyes. He's not overly muscular or anything like that, but he has the absolute perfect male body, with good broad shoulders and a toned but also lithe chiseled physique.

As he walks over, he stops almost directly in front of Mineta's hiding place, reaching into the locker right next to her and taking out his things. Mineta, unable to help herself, leans in closer, eyes wide as she stares out at the handsome hunk. He was unbelievable. She just wanted… she wanted to eat him right up! Imagining her lips and tongue tracing over those muscles, her hands groping and squeezing at all his particularly hard bits…

Unbeknownst to Mineta, the very aspect of her body that she was prone to ignoring, proves to be her undoing. As she leans forward further, her huge tits press against the inside latch of the locker to the point that it flips up… causing the locker to pop open and causing Mineta, overbalanced to the extreme against the inside of the door, to spill out into the open in front of an entire locker room of men.

Mortified, blushing profusely, Mineta's purple lips open and close soundlessly as she struggles to come up with some sort of excuse that won't see her beaten up or the police called.

"Well, well. What do we have here?"

Activity in the locker room has completely stopped as the men changing all look at her blankly, almost disbelieving of her presence. However, it's Sexy Hottie (as Mineta has taken to calling him in her head), the handsome hunk who just walked in, that actually speaks up. Looking up at him, Mineta blinks as he grins down at her for a moment before glancing around.

"Clear out guys. I'll handle our little peeping tammy. I know just how to take care of this little miscreant."

There are some chuckles and some grumbles, but Sexy Hottie clearly has some kind of sway over this gym, because they all do what he says and soon enough, it's just her and the handsome hunk in the locker room. Mineta still doesn't know what to say, her attempts at explaining herself upgrading from goldfish mouth movements to stammering and stuttering as she kneels there in front of him at the base of the locker she just fell out of.

"I-I-, uumm, a-ah…"

But luckily, in the end, he doesn't want her to talk. Instead of berating her or calling the cops on her, the handsome hunk's grin just widens, and he whips off the towel he was wearing, letting his massive cock pop free of its confines. Mineta is shocked into silence by the sight of it, her already large eyes widening to the size of saucers and her purple-painted lips forming into a silent O of bewilderment and awe.

Without hesitation, the guy steps forward and thrusts his cock right into the gap between her buttons. See, part of this female version of Mineta's inability to recognize just how massive her own tits were and how attractive they were as a result, was her wearing a school uniform that was decidedly a size or two too small for her. Namely, her shirt just didn't fight right, and the buttons were forever straining to contain her huge milk jugs, creating cleavage gaps and holes between said buttons that were just perfect for a little phallic action.

Not that there's anything little about Sexy Hottie and his big fat cock. As he uses one of her inadvertent boob holes to begin jacking in and out of her tits, the straining shirt creating a love tunnel for him to thrust into as he likes, Mineta can only gasp and stare down at his gorgeous dick, easily one of the best she's ever seen.

Finally, her brain reboots, and she realizes he's literally tit-fucking her. He's… he's actually using her sexually! For any other girl, this might have been horrifying sexual assault. For Mineta though, it was a dream come true! The handsome hunk didn't even have to be as sexy or as hot as he was, though those were distinct bonuses!

Either way, Mineta's attitude does a complete one-eighty, and she grins up at him as she reaches up and pushes her tits together, making the tunnel he's plowing through her boobs all the tighter for him. It feels like he's directly fucking her heart right now, and she can't help but moan wantonly as he plants his hands on the wall of lockers behind her and grunts, picking up the pace. Until finally…

SNAP! PFFT!

The handsome stranger ends up fucking her tits so hard that the buttons on her already straining shirt give up the ghost and pop off entirely, flying away in a light burst of air as her incredibly bountiful breasts finally spill out. Mineta moans even harder and quickly moves her hands from the sides of her shirt to her nipples, yanking on them and pulling them to elongate her tits across the entire girthy and lengthy shaft of Sexy Hottie's penis.

Needless to say, it's only shortly after that that he cums in-between her tits, delivering a hot and sticky load that absolutely coats Mineta's breasts and cleavage and also covers her upper chest, neck, and just under her chin in white hot spunk.

Having never been treated so aggressively before, having never even been cummed on before, Mineta is on Cloud Nine to say the least. Her eyes are filled with stars as she looks up at the handsome hunk before her, and she opens her mouth to speak up… only for him to decide he's far from done with her.

Reaching down, the well-hung man grabs her by her grape-like twin tails, her odd hair not done up in any particular hairstyle but having naturally formed into weird pigtail-like protrusions. If he'd asked her, she would have warned him, but alas he leaps without looking… and doesn't give her much of a chance to talk anyways as he uses her open mouth as an invitation to shove his sticky, still-hard cock right in.

Mineta's eyes go wide as he begins to immediately fuck her face and fuck it hard, pounding away and choking her on his sizable dick as he grins down at her wickedly.

"Glughk! Glughk! Glughk!"

"You like that, you little slut? You like being treated like a fucking sexy toy, you pint-sized pervert?"

She did, she very much did. Even as big honking involuntary tears start to well up in her eyes and streak down her face, Mineta is nevertheless enjoying herself greatly. As her cum-coated tits bounce and jiggle with the force that he's using to skull fuck her, Mineta still reaches out and wraps her arms around his waist, her hands palming his chiseled ass cheeks as she looks up at him with nothing but unadulterated lust and arousal in her eyes.

"GAGKH! GAGKH! GAGKH!"

Her purple lip gloss definitely smears on his dick as he fucks her face with reckless abandon, and whenever Mineta glances down, going cross-eyed to do so, she can see her progress up and down his dick clear as day. He can see it too, and it's clear he's obsessed with burying her face in his crotch because he doesn't let up until he gets the smeared purple lip gloss all the way down to the base of his cock, hilting himself inside of her convulsing, spasming throat.

Only then does he allow himself to cum, groaning hoarsely as he jizzes right down her throat. This might be Mineta's first sexual experience, but she proves that she's a natural born pervert through and through when she doesn't spill a single drop. Not an ounce of his cum makes it out of her throat, let alone out of her mouth as she swallows like she's been doing this all her life.

She hasn't, but she's certainly been preparing for it. The pervert gulps and gulps and gulps until there's nothing left to swallow, the handsome stranger finally running out of steam and pulling free of her sucking, slurping, wanton mouth as he sighs appreciatively.

"Good shit, you little perv. Now, I better not see you around here again, you hear me? That said, I can give you my address if you… what the fuck? What the fuck is up with your hair?!"

Mineta had been riding the high up until now, only to be brought crashing down to earth as he reminds her of his earlier mistake. Going crimson with embarrassment, Mineta stammers out an answer, looking as apologetic as she possibly can as she does so.

"S-Sorry, that's my Q-Quirk! I… my hair produces incredibly s-sticky purple balls. U-Um… I would h-have warned you, but you didn't give me the chance!"

For a moment, Sexy Hottie looks downright disgusted as he tries to pull his hands away from her sticky purple hair and fails entirely. But then he looks down at her again and the disgust melts away, replaced by a purely speculative look.

"Well then, I suppose there's nothing to do, is there?"

Once again, Mineta doesn't have time to formulate a response before she finds herself yanked up off of her knees and off of the ground entirely. The short stack squeaks as she's shoved against the locker by the handsome man, and frankly unceremoniously impaled on his cock. Of course, that was her own fault. She was the one who refused to wear panties despite being in a skirt.

As such, his savage thrust meets practically no resistance as Mineta's legs were already slightly splayed like the natural perverted little slut she was. His cock punches up into her core with ease, taking her virginity right there on the spot and making the purple-haired peeping tammy squeal in abject ecstasy as her tongue sticks out of her mouth just a little bit.

But it gets even better a moment later when he uses his involuntary grip on her purple twin tails to pull her head towards his own, mashing his lips against hers and shoving his tongue into her mouth where he dominates it entirely, wrapping around her tongue and pinning it down. Mineta can do nothing but take it, her short stack of a body dangling limply as she's caught between a row of lockers and a VERY hard place… namely the handsome hunk's huge humungous cock as it plows into her and reshapes her clenching, sopping wet pussy into the perfect sleeve for it.

Her short legs wrap around his waist as best as they can, but ultimately Mineta is just along for the ride… and she doesn't mind that one bit. In fact, it'd be more accurate to say she loves every last second of him fucking her and kissing her, of him dominating her sexually in every possible manner. When he finally disengages the lip lock, Mineta is left panting… only for her to moan in pleasure when he lowers his mouth to her tits next instead.

Eyes widening once again, Mineta's hands come up and grab at his shoulders, not to push him away or anything like that, but simply to hold on for dear life. The way he attacks her tits with his mouth and tongue, the way he lavishes praise upon them like they're actually worthy of being worshipped… it's like having an epiphany for the sexual deviant.

Indeed, all her life Mineta has thought herself undesirable. And early on, it was true. When she was younger and not fully developed, her perverted nature got her shunned by the other girls in her class, and the boys didn't want anything to do with the weird chick with too-sticky hair either. She'd never had a place with any of them before, becoming a social outcast ostracized by society.

After spending so long in such a state, having her body suddenly grow up on her hadn't helped, or at least Mineta hadn't thought it did. She'd been shunned and treated like the perverted gremlin she was for so long that she hadn't thought anything of it when boys started paying a bit more attention to her. The looks they gave her tits… it was rather funny that the oblivious pervert hadn't understood that they were staring at her in the same way she was staring at them.

Now though, with this handsome stranger driving her up against the wall of lockers, pounding her into a puddle of pleasured flesh and slurping away at her massive milk jugs like there's no end in sight, Mineta finally sees. She sees that she is desirable, at least to this guy. And if Sexy Hottie was capable of finding something worthwhile in her, then maybe she could do the same.

Moaning up a storm, eyes rolling back in her head, Mineta finally reaches the point of no return. Usually, it takes a lot for her to cum. Like, a lot a lot. She didn't know why, and it was actually a source of frustration for her because as perverted as she was, being able to orgasm on a hair trigger would have been a lot more fun.

But no, she's a woman and so climaxing has always required a lot of build up for her. This time was no different, but at the same time it was entirely different. She had an actual cock jackhammering in and out of her pussy, her puffy lips clenching down around the pistoning prick as it drives upwards into her deeply, making her go absolutely insane.

As she finally climaxes around his dick, the man grunts from where he's slurping and slobbering at her titties. The way her pussy walls start to flex and tighten up around his cock… it's impossible for him to not cum as well. And that right there, combined with the nirvana of reaching her own climax, sends Mineta right over the edge in another way as well.

It's just too much damn stimulation for the purple-haired pervert. After so long without any sign of basic human affection from anyone, she can't handle it. As he cums inside of her, filling her womb with his seed while her short stack body flexes in his grasp, Mineta's eyes roll back in her head and she passes out on the spot, knocked out by the sheer ecstasy of it all, falling unconscious from the overwhelming pleasure. The last thing she feels is her womb being seeded… and honestly, it's the best feeling in the whole wide world.

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She's not sure how long it is before she wakes up again, only that she's definitely been moved because one, she's no longer wearing clothes and two, there's hot steaming water beating down on her. She's still impaled on the handsome stranger's dick though, and as her eyes flutter open, he gives her a slightly sheepish grin, even as he continues to thrust up into her from below, bouncing her up and down on his cock without the use of his hands… which are still caught up in her hair.

"Quiet now, sweetheart. Couldn't expect to keep the locker room to ourselves forever, so I moved us in here in case water was the secret solvent for getting my hands out of your hair. On that note…"

He sounded more amused than anything at least, but Mineta still can't help but feel subconscious. From the look of things, the guy had passed the time by fucking her more while she was passed out, since his hands were still stuck in her hair. Which, frankly, was super fucking hot. Mineta had practically every fetish under the sun and getting fucked while she was sleeping was one of them.

Still, she was afraid of how he would react when he told her… well, there was nothing for it, was there? Averting her gaze, she blushes in embarrassment and squirms upon his cock.

"T-The stickiness lasts for hours…"

He pauses for a moment, and then chuckles and shrugs.

"Then I guess we have plenty more time together, eh?"

Jolting at his words, Mineta whips her gaze back to his, eyes widening as she realizes he's serious. A big bright grin spreads across the perverted short stack's face and she begins to move in time with his thrusts coming from below, bouncing up and down on his cock as she holds him by the shoulders once more.

"Y-Yeah… yeah, I guess we do!"

She never expected things to turn out like this, even if she'd fantasized about it a million times. In the end, deliriously happy, Mineta lets herself get lost in the pleasure. She doesn't even know the guy's name… but that doesn't really matter, now does it?

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