A Lovegood's Valentine (Harry Potter)

A/N: A Lovegood's Valentine was a P atreon Poll Winner originally written back in 2021. Posting it up here and now for people to enjoy!

Themes: Loving Sex, Big Dick, Slutty

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"Oh wow. This… this is amazing. I can't believe Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets has been hidden under Hogwarts all this time. Daddy always said the Chamber was nothing more than a myth!"

Harry has to resist snorting in amusement at that, settling for smiling fondly instead as he shows Luna Lovegood around the Chamber. It wasn't originally his intention to bring the blonde witch down here, in fact it wasn't his intention to spend the day with any company, female or otherwise, whatsoever.

Today was Valentine's Day, and Harry had effectively fled to the barely used second floor girls' lavatory, hoping to disappear into the Chamber until everything blew over. Maybe it wasn't his best idea, but after receiving chocolates with love potion in them from multiple sources and being assailed by numerous adoring female 'fans', Harry just… he just wanted to be left alone.

And of all the places in the school, Harry knew that the one where no one else would be able to find him was the Chamber of Secrets. He could have used the Room of Requirement instead, but several of his 'admirers' were actually former members of the DA, leaving it the first place they'd probably look for him if he just up and disappeared as he had.

Still, when Harry had rushed into the Girls' Lavatory and hastily whispered 'open' in parseltongue to the sink, he hadn't been expecting Luna to show up out of one of the stalls a moment later, just as the massive hole in the ground was finishing revealing itself. The Entrance to the Chamber was kind of hard to miss, and before Harry knew it, he was escorting Luna down, the poor girl apparently having been harassed until she too had to go elsewhere.

And now here they were, once again in the Chamber of Secrets where Harry had fought for his life in his Second Year and very nearly died. He would have died if not for Fawkes saving him. Perhaps that was why he wasn't surprised to find that the rotting carcass of the massive Basilisk was nowhere to be found. The huge snake had died down here all those years back, but obviously Dumbledore or someone else had seen fit to have it removed in the meantime.

Practically skipping forward, Luna peers this way and that, boggling at the whole place. It's a little funny that her father apparently didn't think it was real, given all of the fantastical things that she and her dad seem to believe in. Now, Harry doesn't know what is and isn't true out of Luna's frequent dreamy tales, mostly because he's open minded and this IS a world of magic and mystery… he's not going to say Luna is wrong or lying about all of the things she talks about like Hermione might believe.

But at the same time, there's no denying that the cute young blonde is a little… absentminded at times. Harry will never call her 'Looney Lovegood', but there's no denying that she's eccentric at the very least. He's happy to be able to share this with her though. He might have been seeking solitude, but he quite likes Luna as a friend, and he's fine with the chance to get to know her more. With that in mind, Harry steps forward to join the cute blonde as she peers at this and that.

"I can tell you from personal experience, both this place and the monster that it once held are, or in the latter's case, were very real. Like I told you, I killed the Basilisk with the Sword of Gryffindor in my Second Year."

Bobbing her head up and down, Luna graces him with a faint smile.

"I never doubted you for a second, Harry. I suppose I just thought that maybe it was just a very big sewer infested with a Basilisk. But no, this is definitely the real deal. My father always said that it was far more likely that Slytherin's Fabled Lover's Den was actually hidden somewhere in Hogwarts, rather than the Chamber of Secrets being a real thing."

Harry blinks at that owlishly, cocking his head to the side as he considers her words.

"… Lover's… Den?"

Beaming at him as she continues to study the walls, even running her hands across them and moving along them, Luna bobs her head again.

"Oh yes! Daddy said he spent his entire time at Hogwarts hunting for it. That's actually how he met my mother! Unfortunately, they never found it… instead, they got caught together in the Prefect's Bath more than once!"

Harry wrinkles his nose at that, unable to help the first thing that comes to mind from slipping out of his mouth.

"Wait, your parents were Prefects during their time here?"

He couldn't imagine it, if he was being honest. He just couldn't-

"Nope!"

Ah, that explained it. Before Harry can either change the subject or try to go further down that rabbit hole however, Luna suddenly makes a curious noise in the back of her throat.

"Oooh, what's this? Harry, come here and put that parseltongue of yours to good use~"

For a moment, Luna sounds like a strange mix between an Authoritative Hermione and seductive, and Harry isn't sure how to feel about it. That said, he walks up to see her pointing at a snake-like symbol in the middle of the wall. Seeing no harm in giving it a try, Harry shrugs and speaks to it in parseltongue.

"Open."

Needless to say, he's QUITE surprised when a section of the wall opens up. Luna just squeals and claps giddily before racing down the corridor beyond, leaving Harry to catch up as he eyes the opening with shock. To be fair, it wasn't like he'd been able to explore this place when he'd been down here before. But even still, for Luna to discover this within ten minutes of arriving…

"Aha! No wonder daddy could never find Slytherin's Lover's Den! It was in the Chamber of Secrets the entire time! Oooh, I can't wait to tease daddy for being so closeminded, hehe!"

As Harry arrives at the end of the corridor to these words and a sight that leaves him gobsmacked, his mouth opens and closes a few times in shock as he takes in the… frankly cozy bedroom. Made up in Slytherin's green, black, and silver, it's still a fully functioning bedroom, likely kept that way by magics which have somehow lasted a thousand years.

"Luna, this is ama-mmph!"

Before he can finish his sentence, he's suddenly dealing with two armfuls of Ravenclaw Witch as Luna jumps him out of nowhere, wrapping her limbs around him like a spider monkey and kissing the ever-living daylights out of him. It's not what Harry is expecting, it's completely out of nowhere in fact… but he can't deny the fact that she's a surprisingly good kisser. It's a much better snog then his futile attempts to date Cho back in his Fifth Year, when he'd honestly been turned off by kissing because of all of Cho's tears.

Luna has no tears for him, but she does have a LOT of enthusiasm and a surprising amount of what can only be experience, or maybe just natural talent. Her tongue slips past his lips and plays with his tongue, and she moans softly as she rubs herself against his crotch. It's only as Harry realizes he's rapidly getting hard that he breaks out of the momentary fugue that Luna's sudden surprise attack has put him in, and blushing and stammering, pulls back.

Luna lets him, clamoring off of him and standing under her own power as she blushes but grins, looking for all the world like the cat who caught the canary.

"Hope that wasn't too forward, Harry, but new and exciting discoveries like this… well, they get my engine revving. Daddy says I get that from my mama."

When Harry doesn't reply immediately, still processing what happened, Luna glances over to the large bed that dominates the middle of Slytherin's Lover's Den and beams.

"Shall we test it out?"

Before he knows what's going on, Luna is dragging him over by the hand and Harry is sitting down on the bed. Right before his eyes, the cute little blonde witch he's brought down here with him shucks her robes and unbuttons her blouse, pulling it off to reveal her pale, small chest. She leaves her Ravenclaw blue tie on, even as she kneels down in front of him and begins working open his pants.

Finally coming back to himself, Harry moves to stop her.

"L-Luna… you, uh… you don't have to do this, you know?"

She looks up at him then and gives him a look, before bouncing back to her feet, grabbing one of his hands, and slipping it right down her skirt and past her panties, bringing his palm gliding across her slit as Harry blushes profusely.

"Do you feel that Harry? Do you feel how wet I am?"

Swallowing hard, Harry just nods, not trusting himself to speak. Luna just gives him a dazzling smile.

"Do you think for even a moment that I'm doing this because I think I HAVE to?"

He shakes his head at that, and for a moment he finds himself lightly fingering Luna Lovegood as the blonde witch moans and grinds against his hand. Then, all of the sudden he's on his back on the bed and she's crawling over him.

"We can do oral later. I need you inside of me right fucking now. Unless… unless you don't want to have sex."

"N-No! That's… uh, that's not it!"

Because he does. This might be moving really fast, but Harry can't deny as he gazes upon Luna's tight body that he definitely wants to have sex with her. And sure, maybe that's his dick talking… but given how turned on Luna is, maybe it's her pussy doing the talking as well. Continuing to grace him with her dazzling smile, Luna takes hold of his cock, stroking it a few more times, and then… climbs aboard.

Without hesitation, the young witch sinks down his cock right then and there in the middle of the 'den', moaning as she takes him up inside of her.

"Oooh, you're so big Harry! You're gouging out my insides!"

It's like a whole other side of Luna that he's never seen before. But then, as Harry loses his virginity in glorious fashion to this sexy, slutty blonde witch, he has to acknowledge the fact that out of all of his friends, Luna is the one he knows the least, isn't she? All he knew of her before now really was that she and her father believed in things that not even the majority of the magical world believed in.

Still, there was no denying how good she felt wrapped around his dick. Harry finds his hands moving to her hips instinctively, and before he knows it, he's thrusting up into her from below while gripping tightly at her waist in order to slam her back down onto his cock again and again and again. In response, Luna is nothing but supportive of this effort.

"Yes! Fuck me harder! Oh! Oh! OH!"

The beautiful blonde's eyes roll back in her head, and her tongue lolls out of her mouth as she suddenly spasms and shakes, her pussy clenching and clinging to his cock. Harry doesn't know what's happening, for a moment he thinks he's broken her. But then Luna seems to come back to herself, half-collapsing onto his chest as she pants heavily and gives him a shaky smile.

"That was amazing…"

"A-Are you alright?"

Blinking, she looks confused for a moment before giggling.

"Yeah, silly… you just made me cum~ Now, let's do it again!"

And like that, they're right back to the races. Harry loses track of time as the frankly slutty witch does her best to ride him raw. It feels great, and he loses track of how many times he makes Luna cum, how many times she climaxes on his dick. Finally though, he can hold back his own release no longer. Finally, his cock is throbbing, and his balls are churning and he's on the verge of exploding.

"Luna! I-I'm gonna cum!"

He's not sure what she'll do about it, but it feels right at least warning her. He's definitely not expecting her to slam herself down onto his cock even harder, grinding her cunt into his crotch and making him groan as she moans wantonly and finally proceeds to milk him dry. He cums and cums for what feels like an eternity, filling Luna with his seed, only vaguely aware that they didn't use protection, not thinking about it truly when his mind is overwhelmed with pleasure.

The next thing he knows, Luna is leaning over his dick, sucking it and licking it clean of their combined juices as she smiles at him. She's so damn cute, and in this moment, so incredibly sexy. Harry doesn't know what he's doing, he doesn't quite know what they're doing… but he also can't help but want more and his dick twitches and begins to come back to life as that need crystalizes in his head.

Before they both know it, they've spent the rest of Valentine's Day fucking. As night falls for everyone else up above, Harry lays back, panting heavily and utterly exhausted as a naked Luna Lovegood curls into his side next to him. She's definitely wrung him dry, draining him of every last drop with both her mouth and her cunt. He was spent… but it was a good spent, a satisfying sort of spent.

Just as he's beginning to drift off however, Luna hits him with one more bombshell, her voice just as tired and quiet as she snuggles into him and goes to sleep.

"Mm… next time, we should invite someone else with us. A threesome would be lots of fun~"

If she hadn't already drained him dry, Harry is sure the thought of her and another witch in bed with him would have gotten his dick hard all over again. As it is, all the thought does is give him very, very pleasant dreams indeed…

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