Who Doesn't Like Fish? Oh Right, Me.

I awoke and stuck my head out to verify that there were indeed several cats and humans in my living room. It wasn't a dream, or rather a nightmare. Sorry Snow guess you are stuck inside again.

"I thought you didn't like fish?" Kyle looked over at me from my fridge.

Shoot! I really don't the stuff is awful!

"I've been expanding my culinary skills." I replied. "You never know when you might be starving and need to catch and eat something from the river."

"Okay, but why do you have two shelves in your refrigerator full of them?" Noah glanced over. "That seems a bit much for a little practice of something you don't like."

"Acquired tastes, I might need to learn to like it." I replied, "Maybe a prison in the future will only serve fish and I will need to be okay with it so I can plan my escape." I winced internally, yeah that was a terrible excuse, no way I'd buy that.

"Anyway, I'll cook some up for you, salmon and eggs for breakfast and whatnot." I grabbed a spoon.

"Ouch let Kyle cook please!" Ryan yelped. "I don't want food poisoning!"

I shot her a glare, "my food is very, well, it is food without any poison added, well unless you are a target, ah never mind." I motioned to Kyle, "knock yourself out."

Dumb perfect prince person. I chewed on the food that was more delicious than it had any right to be. He has a medical degree, can cook, and is like 8th in line for some foreign throne. He definitely belongs in some chick flick movie, what is he doing here. I took another bite of food. He even somehow made this fish garbage palatable.

Snow was purring his head off at the taste and I was doing everything in my power to keep acting normal because if I started purring that would end badly. Dumb cat!

"So what's everyone's plan for the day?" Ryan asked.

"Work." Kyle and I responded at the same time.

I glanced over for a second to meet his eyes and looked away. Annoying cat person.

"Why don't we bring everyone to headquarters!" Ryan suddenly squealed. "That would be so fun!"

I stared daggers at her. That did not sound "Fun" that sounded like a bloody nightmare!

Plus for all I knew, Pride might also be an agent of the FBI or CIA. It's a bad idea to put all the cats in one place.

"Bad idea." I voiced my thoughts just as Kyle stated "Probably not."

"Huh why?" Ryan looked at the both of us.

"Because we shouldn't put a target on Cody, if five cats suddenly start hanging out with her instead of just me, what do you think the destroy team would think." Noah replied. "They already have news articles of me teaming with the CIA, stupid human news reporters don't know what's good for them."

"Oh yeah you have a point." Ryan replied. "Guess we can't bring Cal and Camo then."

No duh! I thought in my head. I might be extra moody from all the cats in my house today.

"So what is the plan?" Ryan asked.

"Stop destroy." Kyle replied, "We just have to find out what they are going to do next?"

"Think like an evil cat then." I muttered under my breathe.

"What was that?" Kyle glanced at me. "Think like an evil cat?"

Oh right, of course he can hear me even from across the room.

"Well the leader of the destroy team, the lion right? Try thinking from his perspective. You can probably do it better than me since I'm not a cat. How would you go about destroying the world? Maybe nuclear codes? Not much else can make the entire place uninhabitable in a short period of time right?" I paused then smirked as I added, "How long does this even go for? If you have months maybe they'd try to get their paws on a virus, but spreading that would take awhile."

"Two weeks." Kyle frowned. "You're right, the only thing they'd go for are nuclear codes. I managed to protect the USA ones using that old coding trick you taught me awhile back."

I looked at him questioningly.

"Scrambling the data in the systems. No one can use them currently." He added.

"Oh that. You just destroyed them then."

"Yeah basically."

"Well I guess whatever works." I shrugged.

I doubt Pride has the skills, but I better make sure manual modes are also shut down. This explains our future trip overseas.

Wait, without access to all of them through the internet, would two weeks even be enough time? What places have enough nuclear power to wipe out the planet entirely? 

I glanced up. "China." I stated.

Everyone looked at me.

"China and North Korea are the only two areas with enough power to get close to covering the entire planet. They'd have to use both countries supplies. And they have to make the entire planet classify as unlivable right? Is their like a percentage for error? If someone lives in the middle of the rainforest and they are the last human alive, does that count as a team save win?"

"Uh, Night?" Kyle glanced at the black cat who was sunbathing in the window.

"50% of the planet is the rule." He meowed back.

I felt a headache coming on. That fell within the realm of possibility.

"I'm going to work." I stood up and headed for the door.

A half moment later Ryan, Noah, and Kyle hurried after me.

"Oh and stay out of sight, honestly, Night stop sunning yourself in the windows, use the skylight." I muttered.

I glanced back to see the black cat merge with Kyle. Well that made more sense, but at least keep the rest of your team out of sight!

Cal, or per my guess, Olivia and Cal were laying on a mat in the living room while Oliver and Camo were on a chair.

I am probably going to lose or get kicked out of this apartment . I wonder if they require a pet deposit? Let's see five cats at $25 a month each, yeah no thanks! Go find your own house you little leeches! 

I could already see some new claw marks on the wood and pet fur all over.

Will I have to burn down another place already? That won't look suspicious at all.