Chapter 61

At the costume shop Nick was rattling off silly ideas, all of which Sam was not going for. 

"Humm... Austin Powers and a fembot. Oh look! I can be a twister game and you can put your hand on red all night long." He smiled as she realized the only red dot was over his crotch, making him bust out laughing.

"Hell no! Nick, come on. Pick something nice. Please?" Sam begged. 

"Nope! You made me do ballet with five-year-old little girls. They made me wear a tutu and a princess crown. That is about a hundred different ways of fucked up," he said as he looked over the costumes. 

A lady next to him giggled at picturing the big man in ballet class as she walked away laughing. 

Nick looked over at the woman and then back to Sam when he threw his hands in the air. "See!"

Sam tried to not start laughing again at his humiliation but burst out laughing again.