"Okay, here me out, in my opinion, the anime "Naruto" is made with the plot, and if It was real, things would happen more logically, like fast fights and everything, no monologues and explaining plans in the middle of a fight," I say as I was holding one of the ROOT by the neck. he decides to remain silent so I continue.
"Anyway, I'm getting off-topic, I speculate that this is some fanfiction that some kid is writing poorly and I'm just an added character into this world.... crazy right?... did you pass out?" looking at the man I notice that he isn't breathing anymore.
with a shrug, I stab the man with a spike just in case and look around at the dead bodies.
walking out of Danzo's office I decide to take a shower, I reek of blood and some more blood. good thing there's a small river in the forest, my house is currently somewhere in the rubble.
going into the forest I start taking off my trench coat and vest, putting then I'm the inventory and using water manipulation to clean off some of the blood on me.
"Jeez, I'm not doing something like that, again. and I still need to go to the Kage summit as the bodyguard, damn"
with a sigh, I dash forward and swan dive right into the water.
Obito will be showing up most likely, and I can't even put up chakra suppression seals, going to look too suspicious, and since Danzo is dead...and the root too - I still need to report that - there shouldn't be any problems, but I'm expecting anything from Onoki.
getting out of the river, I take out my spare clothes from the inventory, I start putting them on when I notice something new in there, it was a sash with the Hatake clan crest, the one Kakashi gave me and I didn't use.
taking it out and attacking it as a belt, I make the crest face forward and use body flicker to get to the tent faster, need to report before they think I died.
"Hokage-sama, haven't seen you in a while," I say in a cheery voice, looking at her who was still in bed trying to recover from chakra exhaustion.
she looks at me, eye twitching and if she could move I bet a chair would be thrown at me.
"it's been three hours and fifteen minutes," she remarks with a sigh.
"and I completed the mission, and the root is no more as well, as a bonus" I chipped in... helpfully.
"... why am I surprised? anyway, you're free now, let me rest" she just shooed me off... I just dealt with one of the biggest problems in the village and she just shooed me off. I feel appreciated.
Temari left so I can't hang out with her, sasuke is still healing from the wounds, and naruto is being naruto... he heals like a freak.
maybe I can... damn it, make a distructo disc or something.
making a Rasengan with one hand, I try thinning it and changing the location of the swirl, effectively making a flat circle...
"you've got to be kidding me" I sigh, looking at the notification I got.
[skill learned: Rasengan: shield]
oh, so it was a shield, not an attack.
with a shrug, I look up at the sky and form my energy wings and fly off.
and scare a few civilians and some shinobi while going to my tent.
Tomorrow going to be a long day and the day after tomorrow, I have to travel to the land of Iron again.
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"so, they chose you huh?" I ask looking at the man in front of me.
"It would seem so," he said, fixing his sunglasses.
shino, also known as the bug-man...okay that's not true, but still. why him? why not Neji? or Shikamaru?
"Alright, guys, let's head out, we have a conference to attend, oh wait that's me, you have to guard me while I'm doing it"
said Kakashi, walking up to us, still reading his yellow book. hope he doesn't read that at the conference.
good thing I asked Luna to help Temari get back to her village.
All alright, time to go, summoning Sora, we exchange greetings and sit comfortably on its back and take off.
at this rate, we'll be there by the evening.
"hey you can fly right?" asked Kakashi as I look over, and nodded in affirmation.
"then how long would it take you to go from the village to the land of iron at your top speed?" he continued with a tilted head.
(how should I know, I only figured out I could fly yesterday, aren't you expecting a bit much here?)
I shrugged, not even trying to do the math, and if I wanted to find out, I would ask Lee to race me when I have free time, bet he'd love the challenge.