Disease

Instead of shoving this sword down his throat like Osbert expected him to, Jel just absorbed it into his body. Very anticlimactic but still impressive enough that Osbert smiled at him. 

"Shall we continue practising?" Jel asked, grinning at him. "Would you like to practice sparring or … your weapon?" 

Osbert merely smiled at the person in front of him, a mischievous look coming on his face, "You know that I would prefer the sparring." 

Jel gave him a sly smile as well, "I can tell what you are trying to do, Osbert and what it is that you want. And … I am not entirely against it, so, sure." 

Laughing, Osbert pulled Jel to him as the two continued on their … 'sparring', making sure they were not interrupted as they almost kill each other. Well, Osbert almost killed Jel just from his back alone.

That is a way to die. Jel chuckled, lying there, unmoving. But I don't think I want to go that way and not now too. 

Patience Jel. Patience.