Chapter 78-Helping the Damsels in Distress

Sorry for not updating for a while. This week has been one of the saddest, most depressing, sleep-deprived ones I have had in my life. And nothing major even happened. I was doing the mini-job as a favor from my friend. He had some pressing manners so he asked me to fill in for him. I was like 'Sure it's only one week'. But when you leave home at 5 am and come back at 5 pm from work. I usually write after work. But I had to sleep because the mini-job is like 2-3 in the morning. and it takes me 1 and a half hours to finish it. I relied on coffee and energy drinks to get through the week. I finished yesterday and siped into a fucking coma. Waking up at 1 pm. Finally had a decent sleep.

I will hopefully be writing a lot this weekend. HOPEFULLY. PLEASE!! This week has been shit. Give a man his much-deserved time to spend on his writing hobby.

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Again? What is with these guys, they should consider taking a role in a Disney princess movie. Considering how many times get in trouble and need to be rescued, they would fit the role quite nicely

" You have 10 seconds to explain or I'm hanging up" I don't have any more time to lose with them. This better be good

"We were attacked by the twins from Sokovia, Tony was stabbed with a poisoned dagger and he is dying. Can you please help!" he says that in a single breath, I can hear him inhaling loudly

Hmmm, it would be inconvenient if Stark died on me. Especially after I made a deal with him. I might not need the armor anymore, but he can build one for Nat instead.

"Sigh.. I will be there soon" Let's see the situation first then I can decide on what to do.

*Woosh* An orange portal appears showing the helipad of the Avengers Tower

I activate my Clarevoyance to check the whole tower. And the result surprised me a bit. Thor, Daisy and Banner were knocked out as expected. But the Hulk was switching forms, going Buff, medium, and slim build before switching again. The green color was always present but the slim build looked a lot more like Banner in a way.

And then there was the reason they called me. Stark was laying on the bed having his wound cleaned by Helena. Just using Ckaerevoyance I can see the black poison in his system.

Jarvis just notified them of my arrival and Rhodes is rushing towards me, I start walking towards the med bay and meet him halfway.

"Thank you for coming!" he makes a stop in front of me.

"Yeah, you are lucky that the situation does interest me. You said the meta twins attacked you right?" I ask him, more like looking for conformation

"Yeah to us they appeared out of nowhere. But Jarvis just found out how they entered" He says while walking faster to reach the med bey, I just floated at his speed to watch him exhaust himself. I could have opened a portal directly there, but this is more fun,

"Well let me see what's happening with him first" We arrive at the med bay entrance

"Wow, he looks like shit, actually, most of you guys look the same" couldn't help myself, I'm starting to have a God Complex

"Har Har" Capitan says sarcastically while laying on his bed

"How are the arms Cap, they aren't looking so good. Well you did tank a few of my hits so it's a miracle they are still hanging on to you" I can see Helena mumble off 'I told you so'

I see that they have moved Pepper away from me, smart, I'm petty enough to strike back if she started demanding things from me

"Now let's see what's the problem for our resident tin-can over here" I throw out a few diagnostic spells ... and Voila

A rare poison made from a plant that grows in the most dangerous parts of Siberia. Well for normal humans, those two would have no problems getting it

"Okay i know which poison it is and I will get it out of his system." I say to the rest and they let out a relieved sigh

"So he is gonna be Ok right?" Rhodes asks me just to confirm everyone's thoughts, which sadly for them won't happen.

"No, I will only get the poison out, I won't do anything to heal the damage that was already done." This isn't dreamland, this is real life, and actions have consequences

"What WHY?!" Rhodes as the closest to Stark yells out

"I warned Stark about the twins, I also said that I won't help him out. Stark and I made a deal. the information for Bucky in exchange for a suit build when I want. If start couldn't move his hands I would lose out on the deal. So I will make sure that he can do that, anything else isn't my concern" I say coldly

This should a lesson for Stark. He needed a wakeup call

"If you do what you say you will. Tony won't be able to walk again. His overall stamina will be decreased, his time as IronMan will basically be over. He can still do it, but he will tire himself out even more." Helena informs the rest about what will happen

"And you are ok with this. Tony and I may have had our disagreements but we both protect the Earth, are you sure you want to take out one of its Heroes" Ahhh there it is, Cap and his righteous comments, can't say I have missed these

"I can blow up this planet in a matter of minutes, what makes you think that the Earth even needs you guys now that I'm here?" I wonder how many will have an existential crisis after this

"We will still fight even with you here" Cap the ever optimist says heroically, even s a fool, he does have charisma

"Sure you do you, I honestly couldn't care less what you do, just as long as it doesn't bother me in the end" I shrug my shoulders and wave my hand above Stark

The Black poison starts coming out of his pores and forms a ball in the air. I just make an ice shell around it and put it in my inventory, you never know when you might need a rare poison.

"The poison is gone" they don't look happy knowing that Stark will be crippled but stay quiet, this is the better alternative

"So...what's up with him" I point at the Hulk who was currently shifting

"We don't know. He started doing that after your.. 'fight' with him" The good doctor Helena says as she double-checks Stark, to make sure I'm telling the truth.

Which is honestly very professional on her side.

But the Hulk started acting like this after losing to me. Didn't he also do something similar after he lost to Thanos?

Suddenly an idea comes to me. Instead of letting Banner combine with the Hulk, how about I split them apart and set the Hulk free. He should be fun to watch as he smashes anyone that is stupid enough to chase him like that General from the American Army

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