"yo, this is Kevin speaking, the quickest and cleanest hitman." Kevin was sitting atop a building with a notepad and a pencil writing things down "uh-huh yeah red shirt, pink hair, dark purple scarf and muscular build got it and how much are you paying me?" Kevin's eyes widen "fifty hundred damn what did this guy do." Kevin grabs his katana and leans forward
but before he jumps he takes out a photo of his wife with his son "don't worry I'll be home in a flash." as he starts to fall off the building sparks fly around him and as soon as he gets his footing on the side of the building he jets down the building leaving a trail of lightning and with everyone he passes their hair stands up.
"pink hair pink hair? oh, there he is." Kevin unsheathes his blade and slashes the man's arm leaving nothing but a scratch "ow what the?" Kevin looks back and stops in his tracks leaving the people near him in shock since for them he just came out of nothing " are you kidding me, I guess this means around two." he rushes at men never unsheathing his sword but with cuts appearing throughout the man's body "hey hey! what hells going on here?" the man's clothing becomes shredded even more and more until he just becomes a lifeless body after one final slash "phew that was harder than usual." Kevin takes his phone out to take and send a picture to the client "and click another job well do-." he gets a text "wait a minute, ha you fucking idiot I don't have fifty hundred." Kevin puts his phone back in his pocket and his hair fly's up into the air.
"and then I said, you idiot I don't have fifty hundred." the whole table roars in laughter "oh God damn Larry you are just too good at scamming-." the man's head disappears and then a fountain of blood spurts out of his neck covering the three people on blood "now you three start screaming and I'll start killing, so please do be quiet." Kevin grabs a glass at the table and walks over to the sink and cleans it and then fills it up then takes a sip. "ah that's some nice water." he walks over and pushes the corpse out of the chair "excuse me, okay now you the once with the dumb face you owe me fifty hundred where is it." the man starts to sweat and look at his friends "no no don't look at them look at me." he looks him dead in the eyes "where the fuck is my money?" the man by the left side of him grabs a gun from his pocket and after trying to shoot Kevin slices his handoff. the man screams in pain and with it annoying Kevin he slashes his throat "I told you to be quiet while I talk to your pal here." the other man runs away but Kevin slashes his legs then digs the blade into his chest, "so, what now big man do you have the money?" Kevin grabs the man's face turns from side to side looking at it, examining it. "p-p-p-please I have a family!" Kevin smiles at the man's sadistic smile "I guess that family hasn't got a dad anymore." he stabs his sword through his chest. he walks over to the man with the slashed legs and puts him out of his misery.
"I guess I'm going home empty-handed." Kevin walks out of the apartment with his green shirt soaked in blood "and now I have to clean this, ain't that just great." Kevin walks out of the building and then zaps back to his wife. "so Billy what do you want for dinner?" billy sits there at the table "pasta please." the doorbell rings "Tracey I forgot my keys! can you please open the door?" Tracey sighs and walks to the door "welcome home honey." Kevin hugs Tracey and then holds her in the air "I missed you, today was a rough day at work." Billy runs towards Kevin and hugs him "daddy why is there red stuff on your shirt." Kevin then zips and his once green blood ridden shirt now a clean blue polo shirt. "what do you mean silly?" he rubs his hair "now how about we get take out." "aww, that's a shame I was gonna make pasta." Kevin smiles "I guess we'll just have your famous pasta." he kisses Tracey on the cheek and then they all sit down at the table.
some time passes "*slurp* mmmh babe you make the greatest spaghetti ever." Kevin guzzles down the remaining pasta "oh Kevin you have a little something on your face." she gestures her left cheek "really my bad." he wipes off the sauce on his face. "*yawn* well I'm tired better get to bed, come on Billy." she holds Billy and takes him to bed leaving Kevin at the table, there's a knock at the door "coming!" he stands up and looks through the peephole "hello we have someone to give you." Kevin walks over to Tracey "lock the door and If I don't come out alive run." Tracey's face went from happiness to horror and Kevin then closes the door. Kevin opens the door to three people with zodiac signs on them "hi how can I help?" Kevin prepared his hand to rip the blade out of its sheath.