Badshah Abha Simpkin

"walking through the dimly lit halls in the manor the next day"

'plenty of maids I do say' -you mean sex toys right none of them are even dressed in the building aside from bearly coving lingerie.- 'well at least he's somewhat normal with his fetish -he's a fucking lolicon and you call him normal - 'i've seen some very weird Tags and a lot made me wanna die looking at em so I guess I'd call him somewhat normal considering what the other nobles do for fun' -excluding drugging random commoners with murderous drugs or torture them in the most despicable ways. - 'I guess he could be considered normal amongst them.'

[notice approaching the meeting room.]

'.. I'll try not to murder him immediately ' -tch- 'oh shut up ☝︎♋︎💧︎⧫︎☜︎❒︎.'

"walk into the meeting room kneels"

Lord Simpkin: did you get the item

Christoper: I apologize sir I couldn't find it in the area you said

Lord Simpkin: hmph pathetic what was stopping you

Christoper: it wasn't there or in the surrounding area I nearly look a mile into the woods

Lord Simpkin: only a mile I told you not to stop till you found it

Christoper: apologies how was I going to report if I went further in I didn't have a map to get back out

Lord Simpkin:.. are you arguing with me Christoper do you wanna see your poor sister again

Christoper: oh boy I really was trying not to kill you right now but at this point, I don't even care

Lord Simpkin: YOU THINK YOU CAN dare to offend me I'll kill your sister after toy with her in front of you then kill you after torture you until your body gives up.

Christoper: ha hehe "glitch GLitch," You think ✋︎ 👍︎♋︎nt Han♎︎●︎♏︎ You

Lord Simpkin: huh what are you even saying now

Christoper: That none of your concern my tongue just slipped up its just gibberish I'm sorry, sir

Lord Simpkin: you honestly think you can get away with that death threat

Christoper: I will if you want to live.

Lord Simpkin: huh live I'm perfec... What in gods name

"surrounded by large skeletal hands all glowing with a black ominous aura [murderous Intent projection active]

Christoper: what is it, Lord Simpkin their nothing there.

Lord Simpkin: Don't play dumb I Know it was you

Christoper: What do you mean I've just been standing here? "Looks perfectly innocent face active"

--hmm PFFffffff HAHAHAH!--

'shut up. Maintaining an innocent face is difficult for me'

Lord Simpkin: GUARDSSSSSS!!

"multiple guards come rushing in all in full plate with a steel halberd"

'well that went bad fast extremely bad fast' -you think so considering the guards are here we can call the hell ants now- 'good point' "whispers hell ants come out."

"the ground rumble and shakes the guard are confused as some fall just to try and move"

Lord Simpkin: what the hell did you do Peasant

Christoper: nothing special really although you should be somewhat concern about the horde of monsters heading towards the village their probably at least 10,000 of them if I'm not mistaken

Lord Simpkin: huh what

Guard 1: SIR A LARGE Number of UNKNOWN Danger Beasts is coming towards the town.

LOrd Simpkin: GET MY CARRIAGE READY I HAVE TO EVACUATE

Yes yes SIR!

Christoper: it's far too late now you should've run when you heard me say kill

Lord Simpkin: wha... What

Christoper: I said you should've run earlier

"20 Glowing hands appear around Christoper 6 glowing 4 green the rest Red"

Christoper: After all, I am determined to kill you:

[Determination partial unlocked Hatred unlocked FEAR quarter unlocked]

Lord Simpkin: GU>>> GUAR>>> GUARDS! KILL HIM

Christoper: Don't you remember you sent them to get your carriage ready didn't give them the command to split up

Lord Simpkin: no no GET AWAY FROM ME

Christopher: But how am I supposed to protect you if I'm away from you> "sadistic smiles"

Lord Simpkin: no No NO NO NO NO you won't get away with this the kingdom will.

Christoper: investigate A Backwater low noble I don't think so besides sooner or later I'm going to take the position of Prime minster whether it is by force or the king's words I'll decide when i go to the capital later.

-why not just take the throne- 'well let me think the emperor still a child right' -Yes- 'And how do you imprint on children' -Take care of them- 'no spoil them rotten when it comes to noble and shit eventually the Emperor will see me as a father of sort if I guide him enough.

Plus I can just buy preference from the system vault with him to speed the process up it never said it was restricted to just item and ability. Or just use my domain skill to change the Emperors' thought process' -Even there devil might not be able to match your cunning- 'sadly no lucifer can, in fact, match my cunning or even go 1 step ahead of me in it.' -it was an exaggeration mate anyhow what to do with lord no Mr. Simpkin his name quite hilarious now that I read it properly.

Christoper: so Badshah Abha Simpkin

Badshah: wha... what Do you want now

Christoper: let me translate this name to my original language king Luster Simpkin

King Luster: whaa... what

Christopher: your name is an embarrassment in my language

King luster: No no No NO STop it stop it

Christoper: He's flipping out over a name pfHahhahaha I didn't think noble would be so undereducated - You forget how garbage the education system is in this timeframe. - 'FairPoint'

Christoper: now what to do with you I could break all your finger 1 by 1 but that be boring maybe twist them in unimaginable ways no I'll do that later first let go grab my sister which Cell King luster

King luster: the 5th cell its the 5th cell on the first floor of the dungeon

Christopher: first floor how many is their