dark Elf's Failures

Christopher Nods is watching how grog performs making a goblin horde. he looks to the north an area of Goblin slayers Future adventures Sees the fates of the rest of them well looking at goblin slayers.

"Still hunting goblins gee I have got to be real here he needs to pursue something else" his eyes widen "that signature". He growls "Dark elf" His eyes twitch changing from pink to violet to red to black and back.

"fucking cultists" Vanishing he deactivates his planet defences "I need to murder something directly" he vanishes releasing strength on par if not higher than the hero she looks around sensing the disturbance.

Christopher appears in the village where he comes attempting not to just immediately disintegrate everything in that general direction. "Cool down you dummy" Aria pops out of the storage Space again grabbing Christopher's collar bone as she wraps around it.

"When did you get back" aria looks up into the sky a finger on her chin" 6 hours ago maybe anyway Gimme caffeine". Christopher pulls out the container handing it to Aria she takes a sip before gulping it down.

A hot spicy feeling arises in her throat forcing her to stop and breathe "man what did you put in these" Christopher Smiles "drugs" she blinks in rapid succession "huh" before noticing nothing happening.

"you fucking troll" she bashes on his head only to stop and hug him again "so what are you killing this time". Christopher yawns "A dark elf" multiple robotic tentacles emerge from her back ready to attack anything.

before she turns Christopher's head and has a kissing match with him trying to use her tongue. Failing miserably she stops separating their lips a bridge of saliva left she closes her mouth breaking it before pouting.

"you're not going to win that" he smirks before laughing "If you expected to I apologize anyway" he looks towards the Fields ahead his mouth twitching he lifts his hand shutting it a Massive crater forms before thousands of Tendrils exit.

forming together it burst up into a brazier of flame burning Everything within the crater and around it, Christopher opens his hands slamming them together as thousands of Phantoms appear Rushing through the fire they circle around the flames.

"a Dark elf a mere slave to the tree of death". the brazier remains lit as the townsfolk looks towards it confused. "it's a weapon let it be for now I have to use it" twisting his hand in the air He Controls the Brazier.

Vanishing he appears right ahead of It turning his hand counterclockwise he creates a vortex of Air vanishing. The flames are dragged into the vortex before being flung out in multiple fire tornados.

It splits off into 4 Long arms of it twisting the light in the air Christopher shifts the flames through the forestry burning up everything along with the select bath well leaving the middle and area around Untouched.

Aria Smirks her tendrils Pushing together changing shape and splitting apart a large stationary gun is formed possessing 2 Magnetic bars on either side opposite to each other she pulls her hand back the gun lighting up.

"BOOM!" it fires out a solid round creating a plasma explosion as the surrounding air is directly changed to plasma the beautiful pink changing to explosive orange almost instantly The dark elf looks up towards it.

"huh," his body goes limp instantly his head getting dragged to the ground as his feet slip out from under him the sheer force followed by explosive combustion melting his flesh off as even the relic is damaged.

the air completely destroyed as the trees are half disintegrated from the kinetic projectile. He summons the thousand hands deity, Christopher, vanishing as Trillions of tentacles mass around him and completely restrain the hands.

(puppetry is what happen the elf was given a mission, so the god wouldn't let him die so easily taking him over with strings to summon their Hecatoncheir (hundred hands)

"merely a hundred" Christopher shuts his hand completely. The gesture makes the tentacles Constrict crushing them with more force the arms are blown out from the pressure bleeding out of the parts that broke first.

The dark elf corpse Is Constricted as well Crushing its bones into powder and all his organs to mush his body collapses as his mouths form ripping chunks out of it before completely devouring it and walking towards the mass.

they slowly move off to either side he grabs the hand looking at it "you only left this Even aria would at least leave something to modify the body if she were to disappear mate you're Dumb" he begins to crush the hand.

Eyes constitute all-around from his eldritch Form revealing themselves to it the hand simply remaining to stagnate as it crushed into pieces. Christopher picks them all up shifting his Hand "Into the brazier with you" the pieces are shot into the brazier melting them instantly the flames change to blue.

"Soul fire" Burning away the soul of the thousand hands deity. he starts to suppress the fire containing it He creates compresses it into a cube the explosive power from that cube generates enough power to supply 20% of a Populous within a closed community for hundreds of years,

He vanishes appearing by aria again "that elf was annoying also turn back to normal you look better: She giggles "Sure I do" changing back to normal she jumps On Christopher's shoulders before flipping around,

Pushing her bosom against him, she kisses him again before stopping pulling back she hops down "lol you need to be taller" She growls "you need to be shorter your tall" He laughs "Well akame likes them tall"

Aria sighs before walking away "hmph" Christopher walks up behind her wrapping his arms around he he lifts her she screams and shouts "LET ME GO JERK!" He laughs at the people looking at them concerned.

the men Going and grab their pitchforks "she's my wife morons" Aria Blushes at that Christopher shakes his head "it's not official, but it will be soon enough" he puts her down the blue girl pouting yet again.

"well you called me tall anyway let's go" he disappears aria as well appears back at the festival "everything will be fine" he sits down Aria sits on her knees before forcing his head onto her lap "Really".

"hmph don't say I never gave you anything". Christopher's eye twitches "you're the most random personality I've Ever Met"