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An Epic Drunk Histo.. *Ahem* Summary - A pretty badass Chinese-American dude gets YEETed into the Marvel-verse (MCU) after using his awakened power to escape from a dire situation. 

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*Disclaimer*
I don't own anything, I'm basically a peasant. 

Special Note - I might've taken some creative liberty and artistic license to preserve my brain cells *tehee* (Well, what's left of it anyway)

This is just a work of inspiration that hit my head while reading a crack translation, of a machine translation.. of some Chinese crack-fic inspired by an English work of legendary fiction. 

Chinese Crack-Fic Author: Steel Battle Suit [Read at your own brain cells' discretion] 

Marvel is owned by Walt Disney I think?

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FAQs
Is There Romance? I don't know
Is There Harem? I don't know
Is It R18? I don't know
Is He Gay? .... 
Is the MC a bonafide Badass?  YES, yes he is.
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My Iron Battle Suit  [MIBS]

The following is from the Marvel Power Grid Database. It represents the proficiency of any given character in six different areas of prowess to be officially quantified and ranked.


In any given area, 1 represents the lowest and 7 the highest rank achievable.


• Strength Level 2: Able to lift one's own body weight. (Raw physical strength, overhead press)


• Intelligence Level 2: Normal, Smarter than the Average Joe. Can become a successful Doctor or Engineer.


• Speed Level 2: Normal, Faster than the Average Joe.


• Durability Level 2: Normal, Can take more beating than the Average Joe.


• Fighting Skills Level 2: Street Brawler, No Formal Training


• Energy Projection Level 1: None, No ability to discharge energy


<< After First Awakening >>  [Truck Incident]


• Strength Level 2: Able to lift over own body weight up to double one's own body weight. ( Ex - S.H.I.E.L.D Agents, Cyclops, Gambit)


• Intelligence Level 3: Learned Scholar ( Ex - Thomas Edison, Galileo Galilei, Nikola Tesla )


• Speed Level 2: Enhanced agility and reflexes, cannot dodge arrows or bullets. Running speed Up to ≈ 25mph (Note: Can be a burst of speed, isn't necessarily sustainable).


• Durability Level 2: Can take a beating like professional fighters.


• Fighting Skills Level 3: Formal training, experienced in sparring.


• Energy Projection Level 1: Although he has the ability to store objects in dimension space (Total Volume: 1000 cubic cm), he cannot project or discharge the said energy.


• Strength Level 2: Up to ≈ 400lb  ( Ex - Bullseye, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Task Master )


• Intelligence Level 4: Gifted. He has high memory retention, analytical and calculation ability.  (Ex - Norman Osbourne, Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy)


• Speed Level 2: Enhanced agility and reflexes, can dodge arrows and bullets only if prepared. Up to ≈ 30mph ( Usain Bolt 27.78 mph )


• Durability Level 3: Enhanced; Would survive getting hit by a car with some injuries


• Energy Projection Level 1: Cannot project or discharge energy. Ability to store objects in dimension space (125,000 cubic cm).


• Strength Level 2: Up to ≈ 800lb ( Ex- Iron Fist, Daredevil, Crossbones )


• Intelligence Level 5: Genius. ( Ex- Howard Stark, Abraham Erskine, Otto Octavius )


Note: What sets him apart is his ability to retain and recall massive amounts of detailed information from memory, analyze and calculate said information, and deduce outcomes and optimal solutions.


• Speed level 2: Enhanced senses, reflexes, and agility; Can easily dodge arrows and bullets. Up to ≈ 40 mph. ( Ex- Iron Fist, Crossbones )


• Durability Level 3: Enhanced; Can easily survive multiple bullet wounds, excluding vital areas such as the brain and heart.


• Fighting Skills Level 6: Master of several forms of combat


• Energy Projection Level 1: Cannot project or discharge energy. Ability to store objects in dimension space (1 cubic meter) and travel through multiverse.


[ Power Scale ] - Take It With A Grain Of Salt