Chapter 23: I don't have a whole day, you know

A quiet peaceful morning…

"Ah, yes! Fuck me more!"

…or not…

"Holy hell, Yuki! We've been doing it the whole night and you still haven't had enough?!"

"No, I haven't!" She screamed, moving her hips back and forth as fast as she could. "Now shut up and fuck me!"

"Damn I like this girl!" Familiar voice echoed in his head.

'Shut up, Yamato! I'm about to…!' One blond demon thought. "Shit! Y-Yuki, I'm about to cum!"

The princess leaned over to him. "Do it, baby! Hold nothing back!" She whispered in his ear.

"FUCK!" Naruto shouted, grabbing her hips and thrusting as deep as he could.

"AHHHHHHH!" A very happy smile appeared on Koyuki's face and tears flew freely from her eyes as pleasure hit her wave after wave with every drop of sperm Naruto has released inside her.

Finally they both were done and she collapsed on top of him, panting heavily.

"Huff… huff… Icha Icha sure is crap…"

A satisfied smile appeared on Naruto's face. "I told you so…"

"Anyways, where have you been all this time?!" She asked.

"Well, I was kind off busy you know… fighting against Konoha and everything…" The demon answered.

"I heard about that." The princess stated. "Poor Jiraiya…" She added mockingly.

"Yeah, I just couldn't help it." Naruto said. "So, I heard you released a new movie again…"

Koyuki giggled. "Oh come on! You heard me releasing all night, why do you care about some movie?" She replied. "Besides, unlike those poor fools who can only watch me on the screen…" The princess took his hand and placed it on her exposed breast. "You can touch all you want."

Naruto licked his lips. "I like the sound of that!"

"Still…" She continued. "How the hell did you manage to make me give myself to you when you were just thirteen?!"

The demon chuckled. "Natural magnetism."

"Don't bullshit me!"

Chuckle turned into a full blown laughter. "Okay, I killed your uncle, returned your country to you, gave you a new reason to live… in other words I took advantage of you."

She slapped him lightly on the shoulder. "You ass…"

"No, no, no… You ass!" Naruto pointed at her. "And I'm going to take that ass right now!"

With Konoha team…

"Are you going to try that on the meeting?" Tsunade asked her ex-teammate as they ran through some forest.

"Maybe… The battle is inevitable and you know it." Orochimaru answered. "Are you sure you're not upset with me doing it?"

The Hokage shook her head. "No… they threw their lives away for the sake of the village, and now we give them a chance to protect it once more… I think they will only thank us for that." She said with a frown.

Not far behind Sasuke and Kakashi followed.

"What are they talking about?" The last Uchiha asked.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow at this. "I thought you of all people would know…"

"Orochimaru never taught me the most powerful techniques in his arsenal." Sasuke replied. "He said I should have my own."

"And he was right." Jounin said. "No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to surpass the mastery of technique's creator."

Sasuke frowned. "…Naruto did…"

Kakashi matched Sasuke's frown. "Naruto… had help…"

"No." Uchiha shook his head. "The only thing he had was hatred…" He paused. "Just as I had, when Itachi… when Naruto destroyed my clan." Another pause. "But it was he who actually taught me the most important thing. You cannot obtain what you want with hatred as your only ally…"

Suddenly…

"What the…?" Tsunade asked, stopping.

"An eagle with a message." Kakashi said as the bird landed. "That's one of our fastest, something serious has happened."

Orochimaru recovered the letter and his eyes widened.

"Something serious has indeed happened." He stated. "Naruto did the first strike."

"What?!" Tsunade screamed.

"Fang country…" Orochimaru continued. "It was completely annihilated…"

Sasuke gritted his teeth. 'Damn you, Naruto!' Then a sudden thought crossed his mind. "Wait a second, how do you know it was Naruto?"

"It says that Hyuga Hanabi completed her mission and delivered Tsunade's message to Daimyo." The snake sannin replied. "His answer was positive and she turned to leave… but when she was about a mile away from the city, enormous shining sphere appeared above it."

"And then?" Kakashi asked.

"It exploded… leaving nothing but a large crater."

"Fatal Eclipse…" Uchiha muttered through gritted teeth. "But how did that girl knew it was Naruto?"

"Good question." Tsunade said, narrowing her eyes.

Orochimaru looked at the letter again. "Oh, it says that she saw him in the air with two black wings on his back screaming something like 'If you smell what Naruto's cooking'."

The Hokage nodded. "Well, that explains it… but why Fang Country?" She asked. "It's not like we even really needed their support!"

"Who knows…" Orochimaru replied. "No use to wonder about that now."

"Yeah, you're right." Tsunade stated. "Let's move!"

Kabuto's underground laboratory…

"So, what did you want?" Neji asked.

Kabuto readjusted his glasses. "I want some humans to experiment on."

Neji raised an eyebrow. "And?"

The medic smiled evilly. "Well, since you're the new ANBU head…"

"Oh no you don't!" Hyuga stated. "Naruto said not to blow my cover under any circumstances!"

Kabuto was still smiling. "And he also said that this experiment is my top priority… oh, and he added that you are to help me with it."

Neji sighed. "Very well… but on one condition."

"I'm all ears."

Hyuga paused. "What the experiments are?"

Kabuto's smile disappeared. "That's classified."

Neji's eyes narrowed. "Either you tell me, or no help will come from me."

The grey haired medic hesitated for some moments.

"Demonification…"

"What?"

"An attempt to give demonic powers to a human."

Neji's eyes widened, but then a huge grin appeared on his face.

"I see…" ANBU head said. "You can expect two squads tomorrow at the west wall. How you take them out is your problem."

"That is not a problem at all." Kabuto stated. "Still… I was expecting you to freak out."

Neji laughed evilly. "Me, freak out?! Hahaha, I knew who he was when I allied myself with him years ago. And also…" He looked straight into medic's eye, which made the later to take a step backwards. "Unlike you, I know the real reason behind your experiments."

Now Kabuto's eyes widened. "Tell me!"

Neji smirked.

"Please, I need to know!"

"Do not forget your place!" Hyuga shouted. "And never push your luck more than needed… that's Naruto's words."

With Tsuchikage…

'Damn…' The old man also known as Tsuchikage thought. 'I have a feeling that I'm walking right into devil's den…'

"Umm… Tsuchikage-sama?" The girl beside him asked.

"What?"

"Sir… what are you going to do?" She asked.

"Hell if I know!" Tsuchikage snapped.

"B-But the next Great Shinobi War is about to happen!" A large man on the other side said. "And we might just be caught in the middle!"

"Don't you think I know that, Akazuchi?!" The old man snapped. "I know that all too well, you fool!"

"Then how about we ally with either side?" The girl asked.

"No fucking way!" Tsuchikage shouted. "Konoha had cost us way too much…"

"And the other side?" Akazuchi asked.

The old man paused. "Do you know who's in charge on the other side?" Tsuchikage asked back.

The big guy thought for a moment. "No, why?"

"Uzumaki Naruto, right?" The girl replied.

"Yes."

Akazuchi's eyes widened. "What?! The Dark Flash himself?!" He almost screamed. "Then we surly must ally ourselves with him!"

The Tsuchikage growled. "I'd rather send my men straight to hell!" He shouted back. "His father was bad enough… but he was a defender. He only wished to protect his people. Dark Flash wants to bring death to everyone who opposes him. I cannot ally myself with someone like that!"

Girl's eyes narrowed slightly, but no one noticed it.

"So, what's our course of actions?" Akazuchi asked.

The old man sighed. "It's difficult… like if you're trapped between two large boulders. No matter which one will strike another, either way you will end up in the middle."

"My lord…" The girl started. "We will protect you with our lives, but tell us at least if we're fighting for the right thing."

No answer…

With Raikage and Mizukage…

"You didn't have to come with us, Killer Bee…" The Raikage said.

"Of course I did!" His brother replied. "This meeting will be a hit!"

The Mizukage rolled her eyes. "Will you please stop doing that?!"

"Anyway…" The Raikage started. "Why did Naruto-sama tell us to follow the instructions? We could bring our army and kill those motherfuckers!"

Mizukage giggled. "You still don't get it, do you?"

"Get what?"

"Those fools were never a problem!" She stated. "Naruto-kun can waste them any second."

"But then why he…?"

"That is a question for him only." She glanced at him with a wink. "Try asking it."

The Raikage gulped. "No thanks…"

Land of Iron…

"Place your hats on the table…" A man on the other side of the table said. "You are here because the Hokage has called this meeting. My name is Mifune. I will be your amoderator. This meeting will now begin."

Five Kages sat behind large half round table. Tsuchikage sat in the middle. Raikage and Mizukage sat at his left, when Hokage and Kazekage were at his right.

"Since I brought you all here, it is only appropriate for me to start." Tsunade stated.

"Nope." The Mizukage interrupted. "I believe I should."

"Why is that?" Gaara asked.

"Because I have an announcement to make." She glanced at Raikage. "I believe you do too."

The large man nodded and they both stood up, making everyone tense.

"We are to inform all of you that both our countries do not exist anymore." Mei continued.

"What do you mean?" Gaara asked.

"What she meant…" Ay replied. "Is that we combined our lands… and military strength." He said, causing everyone's eyes to widen. "The Land of Lightning and the Land of Water are gone, along with some minor nearby lands. Instead the Land of Storm is created!"

'Land of Storm…' Tsunade thought. 'Reports on Naruto mentioned something about Operation Stormbringer… Then that means…!'

"And the leader of this new Land…" Mei spoke again. "Is none other than this person!" With that she took out a three pronged kunai, making everyone's eyes to widen even more, and threw it on the ground beside her.

A quick flash of black and all guardians were beside their masters with their weapons drawn… only for their jaws to hit the floor a second after. Instead of whom all of them were expecting, there stood a small fat old man with a long white beard… dressed in red…

"Ho, ho, ho! Meeeeerry Christmas!" He exclaimed and took a seat.

Now everyone had the 'what the fuck?!' expression on their faces… except for Mei, who could barely hold her laughter.

"You surprised I see…" He continued. "Well you shouldn't be! I'm fed up with all these useless children and their fucking parents, who think I'm a big fat fucking joke! So now with Uchiha Madara's death, it's time for Santa Claus to conquer the world! HOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Dead silence… only Mizukage slapped her mouth to prevent herself from laughing.

"Do you think it would be a bad world?" The old man continued. "Well, you don't have to guess. There is a man, who knows the answer… BECAUSE FINALLY!"

Swirl of flames.

"NARUTO HAS COME BACK TO… wait; I've never been here before…"

"Naruto!" Tsunade screamed in anger.

The demon raised an eyebrow. "You just realized it?! What, you thought it was a real Santa Claus?!"

"O-Of course not!" The Hokage shouted.

"Real Santa lives in Lapland!" Ay added, making everyone to turn their heads to him. "What?!"

Naruto sighed. "Anyway, yes I'm the leader of the Land of Storm, and…" Suddenly he noticed something that made him stop his sentence. "Uke-chan? Am I seeing things, or you really have Rebellion on your back?"

Sasuke smirked. "You're not seeing things."

The demon lowered his head and started to shiver.

"N-Naruto-kun?" Mei asked cautiously.

"Hmhmhm… hmhmhmhmhm… HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed. "Do you have any idea what you've done?!"

"Why don't you enlighten me?" Uchiha asked back.

Naruto shrugged. "Sure, it goes like this… When everything around you will collapse, and everyone you love begins to die left and right…" He said, making Sasuke's eyes to narrow dangerously. "All you will be able to do is fall to your knees and cry." Pause. "And then at this point, Uke-chan, your house starts to shake, the Heaven's opened up and god himself spoke to you and say this: Sucke…"

"But my name is Sasuke…" He said, imitating Sasuke's voice.

"It doesn't matter what your name is! You're going to fight Uzumaki Naruto!"

"What?! Oh please anyone but Naruto!"

"Know your role and shut your mouth! You're going to fight Uzumaki Naruto, you little jabroni, and that's the bottom line, 'cus Kami said so!"

Sasuke clenched his fists. "I knew I will have to fight you even before I bonded myself with Rebellion."

"No, no you don't understand." Naruto waved his hand. "I was going to kill you anyway… now you will simply be the last one to die, haha! But I don't really care about your Sharingan ass right now…" He turned his head. "What I do care right now, is this little old piece of shit."

Tsuchikage looked at him dangerously. "You have some guts talking to me like that."

The demon grinned. "I dare you to say otherwise."

"Enough of these games!" Tsunade shouted. "We all know there'll be a war. It's us…" She pointed at herself and Gaara. "Against them." She pointed at Naruto and co…

"Yep, enough of this shit." Naruto added. "Which side you're on, old jabroni?"

The Tsuchikage gritted his teeth. "Neither."

"Please, Tsuchikage-sama." Tsunade started. "I know your village still holds a grudge at us for losing the last war, but I beg you to reconsider!"

"I'll put it more simply." Naruto stated. "Neutrality is not an option. If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

The old man held a pause. "Can I have some time to think?"

Tsunade nodded. "That is… acceptable."

Naruto shrugged. "I don't really think so, but if she agreed, then so will I."

"Very well." Tsuchikage nodded. "I will inform both of you in two weeks time about my decision."

"Well, if that's decided…" Naruto said. "Let's begin the fun part!"

Tsunade grinned. "I thought you will never say that!" She said and all of them prepared for battle.

Outside…

BOOM!

"Haha! This is gonna be so much fun!" Naruto said. "Sure you don't want in, Tsuchikage?"

"I'm sure." The old man replied. "You will have my answer in two weeks." And with that he and his guardians disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Excellent!" Naruto continued. "Now that this nuisance is out of the way…"

"Don't be so confident, Naruto." Tsunade stated. "We've come prepared this time! Now, Orochimaru!"

Snake sannin nodded and clasped his palms together, causing Naruto's eyes to narrow.

'Is he going to…?'

"Kuchiose: Edo Tensei!" Orochimaru yelled and coffins appeared from the ground… twelve coffins.

Naruto whistled. "Talking about preparations…"

"I wonder who he summoned…" Yamato said.

'I don't think it will take too long."

Indeed it didn't. All coffins opened simultaneously to reveal…

"We have been summoned again…" The Second Hokage stated.

"Looks like this world will never know peace…" His brother replied.

"Uzumaki…" Said a familiar voice of Uchiha Itachi. "Looks like we meet again…"

"Yeah! And this time you will be sacrificed!" Hidan screamed.

"Shut up, Hidan." Kakuzu said emotionlessly. "Or have you forgotten what has happened the last time you tried to do that?"

"I don't care about his sacrifices! This time Uzumaki will appreciate my art, yeah!" Take a guess who that was.

"You won't escape death again!" Kisame shouted.

"Indeed this fight will turn out differently." Sasori stated.

"I don't want to fight you." This was Nagato. "But looks like this time I don't have a choice."

"What do you think, Jiraiya?" Sarutobi asked.

"I don't know…" His student answered. "Being dead is still a new experience to me…"

Naruto however ignored each of previous statements, because he was currently staring right into the eyes of…

"HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Well hello there… father." The demon said with insane smile on his face.

"Naruto…?" Yondaime Hokage asked in disbelief. "Is that you?"

"No, I'm commander Sheppard!" His son replied.

"And this is my favorite store on the Citadel!" Yamato added.

'Shut up!'

"I heard them calling you Uzumaki… why aren't you wearing my surname?" Minato asked again.

"It doesn't matter why! But if you want the answer, why don't you ask your teacher… or his for that matter?"

"Jiraiya-sensei… Hokage-sama? You're both dead?" Minato stuttered. "How?"

"We were killed, Minato." Sarutobi stated. "I'm by Orochimaru…"

"And I'm by your son…" Jiraiya added.

"What? Why did you do that, Naruto?"

The demon rolled his eyes. "What a stupid question! Because I wanted to of course!"

"But why would you want to do that? Wasn't he taking care of you?"

"Haha! Why don't you ask him?"

"Jiraiya-sensei?"

Jiraiya looked down. "Sorry, Minato… I was…"

"…Busy writing his useless novels and getting laid for your money!" Naruto finished for him.

"No, Minato! I was…"

"Stop your excuses and admit it like a man… if there is something of a man left in you."

"Jiraiya-sensei…?"

Silence.

"I see…"

"Enough of this!" Naruto shouted. "But before we start, there is actually one thing I wanted to say… thank you."

"Who are you thanking?" Orochimaru asked.

The demon shrugged. "My father of course!" He stated. "For if he wasn't such a useless fool, I would've never gained the power I have now HAHAHA!"

"I believe the discussion is over." Itachi said.

"Indeed." Minato replied. "Let us finish this."

"Everyone, quick!" Orochimaru commanded.

"Right!"

With that Sasuke, Kakashi, Tsunade, Gaara, Temari and to Naruto's surprise Matsuri stepped behind summoned warriors with kunais in both hands.

"Now!" Orochimaru commanded again and everyone placed kunais into summons's head. Of course Matsuri only did so after seeing Naruto's very short nod at her.

"Mizukage-chan, Killer Bee, Raikage, Samui, and the rest…" Naruto started as his opponents came back to life. "All that background trash is yours. I'm gonna deal with Orochi-chan and his puppet theater."

"B-But Naruto-sama…!" Ay tried to protest, but Naruto quickly cut him off.

"Shut the fuck up! I say, you do, got it?!"

"H-Hai, Naruto-sama…"

"You sure?" Mei asked. "There are twelve of them…"

"I don't care how many of them are there!" The demon yelled. "Four on one, eight on one, twelve on one, call nine one one, GO!"

"You sure you won't need our help, Orochimaru?" Kakashi asked.

"No, you better take care of the rest."

"Understood." The masked jounin said and jumped away… as did the rest.

"Hmhmhm…" Naruto chuckled. "It was a long time since I had a really good fight on my hands. I hope you won't disappoint."

Orochimaru's face twisted in anger. "I hate that superior attitude of yours! Don't you realize, Uzumaki? You're going down this time!"

The demon started to laugh. "Yeah, sure. Just keep telling that to yourself… But before we begin, let me remind you something. You summoned these guys, yes. But you didn't summon their weapons." He stated. "For example, Kisame is next to useless without his Samehada. Hidan is useless in any way. Pain has only one body, and Sasori have none of his puppets with him. Actually, the only ones who pose even slightest threat are Itachi… and probably the First Hokage."

"Don't underestimate them, Uzumaki!" Orochimaru shouted. "You're fighting against me as well!"

Naruto shook his head. "Tsk, tsk, tsk… Such a pity. I guess I'll just have to kill you this time!"

"Enough! Kill this man!" The snake sannin commanded and Naruto smiled madly.

The fun has begun.

With Kakashi and Raikage…

"The infamous Hatake Kakashi…" Ay started. "It will be a pleasure to finally crush you in battle."

Kakashi's visible… and only eye narrowed. "You sure are confident."

The large man chuckled. "I'm not a Kage for nothing, you know… besides…" He pointed at his right eye. "I know you lost something recently."

The grey haired jounin gritted his teeth. 'Damn you, Naruto!'

The Raikage took off his haori and flickers of lightning started to appear around his hands. On the opposite side, Kakashi put his right hand behind his back and drew out…

"Kusanagi sword?" The Raikage asked. "This ought to be interesting!"

"Before we start…" Kakashi suddenly said. "Why do you let Naruto order you?"

Ay laughed hard. "You still don't get it?" He asked back. "Naruto-sama cannot be stopped! You'll see that soon enough when he will crush that snake motherfucker… if you survive long enough that is!" And with that large man attacked.

With Tsunade and Mei…

"My, my… looks like Naruto-kun was right after all…" Mei said.

Tsunade glared at her opponent dangerously. "Right about what?"

"We indeed have almost the same breast size…" Mei stated. "Though I'm much younger and hotter!"

Hokage's eyes narrowed. "This is a battlefield, not a beauty contest!"

Mei shrugged. "Too bad… I would've won without any efforts. And…" She was suddenly interrupted by Tsunade's heel drop.

"Stop talking." Tsunade said. "I want to end this quickly and see how Orochimaru kills Naruto!"

Mizukage laughed hard. "Orochimaru?! Kill Naruto?! Do you even believe what you're saying? Was his fight against your village not enough for you?"

"I said stop talking!" Tsunade screamed and attacked again.

With Sasuke and Killer Bee…

"Yo! Show me your skills little boy, and I will crush them like a toy!" Killer Bee exclaimed.

Sasuke sighed. "Why do I always end up against the strangest ones…?"

"Be careful, Sasuke." Rebellion warned. "This guy is very strong and… I sense something strange within him." Pause. "Oh, this is not good. He's a jinchuriki."

'Jinchuriki?'

"Like Naruto was… He has a demon sealed inside of him."

'Fuck!'

"Ready to die, little boy?" Kirabi asked.

"Too bad…" Sasuke said, drawing Rebellion. "I'm going to defeat Naruto. And since you're a jinchuriki, you will be a good practice." Uchiha added, activating his Sharingan.

"Oh, you must be Naruto-sama's ex-teammate! Susuke, right?"

"Sasuke!"

"Whatever… this is not good though…"

"What, scared?" Uchiha said with a smirk.

Killer Bee shook his head. "No, Naruto-sama said not to kill you…"

Sasuke's eyes widened. "What, why?"

"Simple. He wants to end your life himself."

Back with Naruto and… opponents…

"Vulcanic Viper!" Naruto shouted, delivering his blazing fist right into Hidan's chest.

Orochimaru raised both eyebrows. 'Note to self: never attack him head on again.'

Naruto however furrowed his eyebrows, watching how large hole in Hidan's side started to regenerate.

'That's right, they are not alive; which means they cannot be killed… hmm… I need to…'

His train of thoughts was stopped by a massive tidal wave.

"Suiton: Suishoha!" Nidaime Hokage screamed technique's name.

"Fuck…" Naruto jumped high into the air… only to be attacked again.

"Fuuton: Atsugai!" Kakuzu shouted from behind.

"Double fuck!" Naruto cursed and disappeared in a flash of black. "It will take more than that to take me down."

"Katon: Karyuu Endan!" Sarutobi attacked from the left.

"Like fucking cockroaches!" Naruto screamed and decided to take Third's attack head on. "Let's see who's better! Tyrant Rave!" With that flames covered Naruto's entire body and he flew straight through Sarutobi's attack… and through Sarutobi himself, incinerating old man's body completely.

"I wonder if it'll regenerate…" Naruto thought aloud after he stopped.

It didn't.

"Well, well, well…" The demon exclaimed as confident grin appeared on his face. "Looks like those guys are not so invincible after all, huh?"

Orochimaru gritted his teeth. 'Damn it!'

"So in order to win, I just have to…" Naruto continued, but he was interrupted when Hidan jumped at him again. "…obliterate their bodies completely! Napalm Death!" Ex-jinchuriki said and jumped straight at descending Hidan with spears of flame around him.

Meaningless to say, former Akatsuki's body burned to a crisp.

"Keep pressing the attack!" Orochimaru commanded. "Do not even give him a chance to strike!"

"Ninpo: Hari Jizo!" Jiraiya tried to grab Naruto with his hair, but ex-jinchuriki teleported once again… only to…

"Amaterasu!"

"FUCK!" Naruto shouted jumping high into the air. "I remember how painful this shit is…"

That moment a three pronged kunai flew straight at him.

"What the…?" Naruto caught said kunai and, knowing exactly what it was, threw it right into Itachi's Amaterasu.

The Yellow Flash appeared right in the middle of black flames.

"Good riddance, insect!" Naruto commented… just as he started to feel something pulling him in. "What the…?" He turned around to see…

"Bansho Tennin." Pain said emotionlessly, holding his right hand up.

Naruto's eyes widened. But not because of Pain, oh no. In front of Pain stood a very expecting Itachi with blazing Mangekyo Sharingan.

'Shit! I can't dodge in midair!' He thought. 'Any advices, Yamato?'

"Try to counter."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. 'Hey, why the fuck not?' He raised his right arm as well. "Attract this, you piece of shit! Hadou #54 Haien!"

A wave of purple fire flew much faster than Naruto and crashed right into Pain's head, blowing it up in the process.

What happened next made Naruto to raise his second eyebrow. Instead of regenerating his head, Pain's body fell limply on the ground, and few seconds after instead of Pain there laid some headless shinobi.

"Why didn't he regenerate?" Yamato asked. "I thought they were immortal?"

'I wonder about that myself…' Naruto thought, but then it came to him. 'Of course! Those seals they placed in their heads! That must be what's keeping them in this world!'

'Shit!' Orochimaru thought. 'He realized it. Time to take extreme measures!' With that the sannin drew his Kusanagi sword.

"Going to fight me yourself, eh?" Naruto mocked.

Suddenly…

"Raiton: Gian!" Kakuzu attacked him again, but that was not all.

"Katon: Goukakyu no jutsu!" Itachi attacked from the right.

"Suiton: Suikodan no jutsu!" Kisame joined from the left.

"Suiton: Suishoha!" TheSecond Hokage added from behind.

"Mokuton: Jyukai Koudan!" Naruto looked down to see trees starting to grow around his legs.

"Ultimate Rasengan!" Jiraiya shouted from above.

The demon sighed. 'This is gonna hurt, right Yamato?'

"Yep…"

"Well… fuck." He managed to say just before the…

IMAPCT!

The blast was so massive, that it actually got Jiraya in the process, since he was attacking form the air and had no chance to dodge.

Remaining warriors quickly gathered around Orochimaru.

"Please tell me it worked…" Orochimaru pleaded.

"Since you asked so nicely…" Was heard from the smoke. "Sure thing, it worked! HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

Orochimaru's fists clenched. "Fuck you, Uzumaki! Why don't you just die?!" He screamed in anger.

Naruto stepped out in his released form. "How can you say that, Orochi-chan?!" The demon frowned mockingly. "And that's after everything we had together!"

"Kill him!" The sannin commanded.

"Mokuton…" Shodaime started, but was gently cut off.

"Shut up!" Naruto shouted. "Cero!"

The First Hokage didn't even had the time to think before a beam of red light engulfed his body.

"Damn, spread out!" Orochimaru screamed.

"Katon: Zu…" Kakuzu was about to unleash another jutsu, when…

"Too slow, jabroni." Naruto stated, appearing in front of another former Akatsuki in a flash of black. "Hadou #31 Shokkaho!"

BOOM!

"Another one down. Four to go!"

"Attack!" Orochimaru screamed at the top of his lungs.

"No, it's my turn." Naruto said. "Shockwave Pulsar!"

Instantly two spheres appeared around Kisame and Niidaime Hokage accordingly; and started to ascend the next second.

"It was good to know you."

A bright flash of light and not even dust remained.

"It has come down to this again, eh… Itachi-chan?" Naruto asked as Uchiha watched him emotionlessly.

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Say something."

Pause.

"Susanno!"

"Oh?" Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Your last trump card? Let's see how you do! Hadou #4 Byakurai!"

A small beam of white light tried to penetrate Itachi's absolute defense… and failed.

"Hmm… not bad. But how will you handle…" Itachi interrupted him, by attacking with Susanno's sword.

"Useless." Naruto said, blocking the sword with his metallic gauntlet… and jumping backwards next second with a glint of fear in his eyes.

"What happened?" Yamato asked.

'That sword… it's probably the Totsuka sword…'

"Holy shit!" The demon blade stated. "You mustn't let it hit you!"

'Don't you think I know that?!' The blond demon snapped. 'That sword is something even I cannot ignore… I must destroy it.' He decided and summoned Yamato to his side.

Itachi stood motionless, preparing to attack again.

'The sword of Totsuka… I can't believe Itachi had it all along…' Orochimaru thought.

"You know, Itachi-chan…" Naruto spoke again. "I'm even glad you didn't choose to join me. Because killing you brings an extreme amount of joy to my dark heart!" He shouted as his sword started to glow blue. "Zantetsuken!"

With that both enemies lunged at each other and…

SLASH!

"Was nice knowing you." Naruto said, sheathing Yamato as Totsuka sword snapped in half, Susanno disappeared and Itachi's head was removed from his shoulders. "Hadou # 54 Haien!" The demon added, destroying Uchiha's head and breaking his existence for good.

"Well, well, well… looks like you have failed again, Orochimaru chan…" Naruto stated, slowly walking to his last opponent.

Or so he thought…

"I know you probably won't listen to me, but I suggest you turn around…" Orochimaru exclaimed.

Naruto shrugged. "Why not?!" To Orochimaru's surprise he indeed turned around… and his eyes widened in shock.

In front of him stood enormous Deidara.

Naruto took a battle stance, but Deidara suddenly exploded… no, disappeared.

"What in the blue hell is…" He suddenly felt a sharp pain from his right hand. The demon raised it up to his face… only to watch how it disappeared… along with remaining parts of his body.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" He screamed at the top of his lungs as his body disappeared completely.

Orochimaru dropped to his knees. "I… I did it! I killed him!" He said as Deidara and Sasori landed on the ground in front of him… only to blow up to pieces the next second.

"Wha…?!" The snake sannin didn't even have the time to ask, before he felt something pierce his chest. He looked down in shock to see that it was actually a hand… a black gloved metallic hand.

"What's with that face? Come on, smile! You're on candid camera! HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed from behind and started to withdraw his hand… but then his eyes widened in surprise.

"Well I'll be damned!" He exclaimed, finally withdrawing his hand from Orochimaru's body…and in said hand was one little ring…

"NO!" Orochimaru screamed.

"YES! YUNIFAI!" Orochimaru's ring merged with Naruto's and kanji for 'ten' appeared on it.

"Hmhmhmhahahahahaha… AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"