Chapter 28: Time to play the game!

Konohagakure. ANBU training grounds…

"Hakke Kusho!" Hanabi shouted, thrusting her palm forward.

"Very nice!" Naruto said and clapped, watching how Neji's cousin completely destroyed a training post. "What the fuck was that by the way?"

Two Hyugas sweatdropped.

"Umm… a technique Neji-niisan taught me…" Hanabi replied.

"Ah, I see…" Naruto muttered and mocked a pout. "And I thought you will be experimenting with the technique I showed you…" He added sadly.

The girl smirked at this. "Sure I did."

"Say what?!" Neji asked in disbelief. "Where did you get the time?!"

She shrugged. "I'm a hard worker."

"So, what is it?" Naruto asked excitedly.

"Hmm… well, I witnessed Neji-niisan's Hakke training, and it occurred to me…" Hanabi started. "Why not to try and use something with a wide range area effect?"

"And?"

"Stand back, this might get a little… messy." She stated.

"Wait a second, you will need a partner!" Naruto exclaimed, stepping forward.

"Umm… Naruto-sama, it's a deadly attack…" The girl explained.

"Oh really?!" Naruto became even more excited. "Then give me all you got!" He added and with a quick burst of flame… turned into Sasuke.

"A-Are you sure?"

"Sure! I'll even add chakra circularity system for you!" Naruto replied and did just that.

"Ok…" Hanabi took a battle stance neither Neji, nor Naruto has ever seen before. It was similar to Neji's Hakke Rokujuyonsho stance, only she leaned backwards instead of forward and her left palm was facing down.

"Juukenhou: Hakke Hyakurai no Danketsu!" (One hundred lightning combination)

With that her right arm blurred forward and flared not one, but two lightning bolts in Naruto's chest.

"Niirai!" Hanabi shouted.

"Ouch!" Naruto could only exclaim when his chest was pierced.

The girl however has just begun. Next thing Naruto and Neji saw, was that she blurred out of view and appeared behind the blond.

"Gorai!" This time Hanabi used both her arms and launched three more lightnings at ex-jinchuriki.

"Jurai!" Five more lightnings from the left.

"Nijurai!" Ten more from the right.

Naruto couldn't really see the rest, simply because Hanabi was running circles around him at blinding speed and throwing lightnings every second.

In the end she flipped above him. "Hakke Hyakurai no Danketsu!" And with that she unleashed the rest of deadly bolts.

Meaningless to say, Naruto… or 'Sasuke' to be more precise, looked like a fishnet…

"It's perfect!" The demon exclaimed… behind Neji's back.

"What?! How did you get here?" The older Hyuga turned around… 'Sasuke' was still in place.

"Oh, come on now!" Naruto replied and snapped his fingers, causing 'Sasuke' to disappear. "You know me better than that."

Neji chuckled. "I guess I do."

"Well done, Hanabi! That was an excellent performance!" The demon praised Hinata's sister and even clapped.

"Really?" She asked hopefully.

"Uh-huh! I bet you not only could beat Neji or Uke-chan's candy asses, but I think a shit like this could even take down Orochi-chan himself!"

"Y-You can't mean that…" ANBU commander responded.

"I sure am!" Naruto stated. "Little tougher with Orochi-chan, but with little training your cousin will whop that impotent's candy ass just like that!" He snapped his fingers once again.

"Wait a second…" Hanabi started with curious expression. "How the hell do you know he's an impotent?"

Neji smirked. "Yeah, I'd like to know that too."

Naruto looked nervous. "Umm… well… an old man told me…"

"What old man?"

"Fuck me if I know…" The blond replied.

"Sure!" Hanabi quickly responded. "Right here?"

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Damn you're shameless… I totally like that!"

"Oh, for Christ's sake!" Neji started. "Stop perverting my cousin!"

"Um… NAH! HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto answered.

Suddenly…

"Neji-kun!"

Three pairs of eyes widened.

"Fuck! Tenten!" Neji stated.

"I got it!" Naruto said and with another burst of flame he turned into the person who appeared in his mind the first. Apparently that was…

"There you are!" Tenten stated, catching her breath. "It really took me a while to find you… Oh, hi Sasuke-kun!"

"Wha… Oh, hi to you too…" 'Sasuke' greeted.

"Say, weren't you training with Kakashi-san right now?" The bun haired girl wondered.

"Kakashi?" 'Sasuke' asked back. "Oh yeah! He left and said he'll be right back, but you know him. Probably got fucked on the road of life once again…"

Tenten giggled. "Hehe, I never knew Uchiha Sasuke used such a language!"

Naruto's eyes sparkled. He never had this much inspiration in four years!

'Kh…kh…'

"Don't…" Yamato tried to suppress demon's urge.

'Can't… resist…'

"Don't!" Yamato spoke again.

'…'

"DON'T!"

'…It's time to play the game!'

"Oh, fuck…"

"Sure, Tenten! I use many things!" 'Sasuke' stated. "Here's one of them!" And with that he lowered his pants…

'Oh my… So big!' Ran through Tenten's mind.

'Give me that!' Hanabi thought, licking her lips unconsciously.

'I'll kill him…' Neji concluded. 'He's immortal, but I'll find the way!'

"S-Sasuke…" Tenten stuttered.

"Come on, let's go." Neji forcefully grabbed her hand and started to lead her away.

The bun haired girl quickly turned her head to see that once again, but Sasuke's pants were already on to her great displeasure.

"Come see me anytime you want!" 'Sasuke' yelled from distance and laughed. "How was that?" He asked… only to notice a hungry look on Hanabi's face.

"Give. Me. That…"

"Oh boy…"

Konohagakure. Danzou's office…

"Hmm… interesting." The old war hawk commented. "Are you sure this information is correct?"

Nameless ANBU nodded. "It is. He is the most suspicious person among them all."

"Hmhmhm… I guess I will investigate it right away, but…" Danzou stopped. "I guess informing Tsunade is in order…"

Konohagakure. Hyuga mansion…

"There you go, girl…" Naruto said, laying a very satisfied and very unconscious Hanabi down.

"You know… For their all-seeing eyes, those Hyugas are quite blind…" Yamato commented.

'You don't say.' The demon responded and left the room… 'Like all arrogant people they make a mistake of an amateur.' With that he entered the courtyard full of Hyugas… but no one noticed how he walked right past them and left mansion's outskirts.

"Oh? And what mistake that is?" The demon blade wondered.

'Underestimating your enemy.' Naruto stated.

"Really?"

'Yeah, like all fools with great pride, they believe that if their all-seeing eyes missed something, then there was nothing. A foolish thought. You know, if a wise man says it is possible, then he's probably right… But if he says it is impossible, then he's most definitely wrong."

"A wise saying…"

Naruto snorted at this. 'Don't shit me! I'm not a wise man, I'm just a tough son of a bitch with fist size balls and knee long dick… speaking about dicks…' Was his last thought before flames engulfed his entire form.

Konohagakure. Hokage's office…

"Report, Sakura!" Tsunade commanded.

"Hai!" Hokage's apprentice stood at attention. "Medical training went ahead of schedule…" She started her report.

"Well done, Sakura!"

"Umm… that's not me…" The pink haired teen replied. "It was mostly to Kabuto's efforts."

Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Eh, really?"

"Uh… yes, say anything you want about him, but he sure can teach people about medicine… Something was new even to me."

"Hmm… I'll have to give him some more credit it seems." The Hokage muttered when the door suddenly opened. "Wha… Danzou? How can I help you?"

"You can do that, Hokage-sama." The old man replied. "The thing is… I think we have a spy on our hands. And pretty close I must admit."

Tsunade's eyes narrowed. "Tell me…"

Konohagakure. Downtown…

'It's time to play the game!' (Starting song "The Game" by Motorhead)

With that Naruto… no, 'Sasuke' left the alleyway and started his master plan. What master plan? Well…

"Hey there!" 'Sasuke' greeted some family. 'Mommy, daddy and a kid, how cute! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!'

"Oh, Uchiha-sama!" The mother exclaimed. "Can we do something for you?"

"Sure you can!" 'Sasuke' grabbed kid's toy and broke it. "Here's to ya!" He said, giving small boy two middle fingers.

"M-Mommy!" The boy cried, clutching his mother's dress.

"Hey! You can't do that, shinobi or not!" The father exclaimed.

"You shut your mouth!" 'Sasuke' responded. "I'm cool and mighty Uchiha Sasuke, so I can do whatever the fuck I want!" With that he grabbed father's head and gave him an RKO.

"See?"

"Please, don't hurt us!" The mother pleaded.

"H-How could you…" The child sobbed. "I… I looked up to you…"

'Excellent!' 'Sasuke' thought. 'Next point is… There!'

Three old ladies peacefully sat on the bench… That is until 'Sasuke' came.

"Hey girls!" He greeted. "My name is Uchiha Sasuke! Look what I have!" With that 'the last Uchiha' Put his hand in his pants and took out his…

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Old women screamed, trying to run away, but they could barely walk.

"The name's Uchiha Sasuke! Remember it!" Naruto shouted after them. 'HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I never had this much fun since… last week…'

"A damn long time!" Yamato mocked.

'Shut the fuck up! Next point is… oh!'

Fallen leaf restaurant…

"May I help you, sir?"

"Sure you can!" 'Sasuke' replied. "I am the great and powerful Uchiha Sasuke! I came to this lowly place so treat me like a king, or I'll scowl and leave!"

"O-Of c-course… Right this way, sir."

Forty minutes later…

"Ah! I'm stuffed!" 'Sasuke' stated.

"Um… sir?"

"Burp! Yeah?"

"H-Here's your bill…"

'Sasuke's eyes widened in anger. "You dare ask money from me?! The mighty Uchiha Sasuke?! Haven't you heard about my great achievements?!"

"W-What achievements, sir…?"

"Well I… sucked Orochimaru off! Yeah, that's my greatest accomplishment!"

"How can you even say that with a straight face?!"

'Hours of practice.'

"I… I'm sorry, sir… but you'll still have to pay."

'Sasuke' scowled. "I told you not to make me scowl!" With that he kicked the waiter in the gut and gave him another RKO right through the table.

"Uchihas don't pay!" He stated finally and jumped through the window… breaking it of course.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great and powerful Uchiha Sasuke! That sounded so real!"

'Thank you, thank you! I'm here…' Naruto looked at the sky. 'Until tomorrow I guess…'

"So, are you done with 'Mighty Uchiha' crap?" Yamato asked.

Naruto scrached the back of his head. 'Well, I wanted to piss onto the memorial stone, but there are not many people there, so it will be a pointless waste of time.'

"Why stay then?" The demon blade wondered. "Just leave the village and teleport!"

'Nah, there's still the most important part…'

Konohagakure. Hokage's office…

"Say what?!" Tsunade yelled with wide eyes. "That can't be right!"

"I made a full investigation, Tsunade-sama." Danzou answered. "Now I'm not telling he's definitely a traitor, but he surely is the most suspicious person out of them all."

"Fuck… FUCK!"

"Calm down, Tsunade." Orochimaru replied, standing beside her. "We haven't confirmed anything yet."

"Damn! If that son of a bitch is a traitor, then I'm going to make him beg for death!" The Hokage shouted in anger. "We're going right away!"

Suddenly…

PUFF!

"Tsunade-sama!"

"What is it, Yugao? I'm quite busy right now!" Tsunade spat.

"Sorry my lady, but… It's Uchiha Sasuke!" The ANBU kunoichi stated. "He's wreaking havoc in the village!"

"Say what?!" Orochimaru and Tsunade screamed in unison.

"You'd better look at this yourself…"

Konohagakure. Downtown…

"And then he took out his…" One old woman explained.

"Rrrrrriiiight…" Tsunade replied.

"I may not know Sasuke too well, but…" Orochimaru started.

"There's no way Sasuke-kun would do such a thing!" Sakura finished for him.

"Did he say something else?" The Hokage asked.

"Yes, in fact he did." Another old woman responded. "When we tried to get away from him, he yelled after us that his name was Uchiha Sasuke…"

"And he told us to remember that…" The third one added.

"I see…" Orochimaru said. "Were there other… victims?" He asked Yugao.

"Yes, right this way." Kunoichi answered.

There stood a small boy and his mother…

"He took away my toy and then he… he broke it…" They heard boy saying between sobs.

"Can you tell me what happened?" Tsunade asked, coming closer.

"It was Uchiha Sasuke!" The mother shouted in anger.

"Really?" Orochimaru asked with sarcasm.

"Yes! He broke my son's toy and then he put my husband in the hospital, saying that he's Uchiha Sasuke and because of that he can do whatever the hell he wants!"

Suddenly it came to Tsunade…

"Say, you saw the exact way he put your husband in the hospital, right?" She inquired.

"Y-yes…" Mother answered. "He… He used some strange move. Jumping first and then…"

"He slammed your husband's head into the ground?" The Hokage asked with wide eyes.

"How did you know?"

Tsunade gritted her teeth with all her might.

"RKO! That was not Sasuke!" She screamed.

"What? How do you know?" The woman asked.

"Sasuke never used this fucking move!" The village leader screamed. "It's his favorite move!"

"His…?"

"Uzumaki Naruto…"

"Oh my god…" The mother exclaimed. "That demon stood right here, in front of us! Thank goodness he didn't kill us!"

"That demon! He should die!" The boy added.

Tsunade wanted to protest on instinct, but then realized something…

'Dammit, they are right!' She thought. 'I have to admit they were always right! He is a demon, and he should… no, he must die. And to think I once tried to protect him…'

"So that was not Sasuke-sama?" The small boy asked.

"No." Sakura replied.

"Yatta!"

"Anyway, what should we do about this?" Yugao asked. "I mean Uzumaki is here in the village!"

"Nah, he's probably long gone…" Tsunade replied. "Let's find Sasuke right now…"

Konohagakure. Training grounds…

"Your mind is your weapon, use it." Yuhi Kurenai explained to a large group of shinobi… some were even ANBU class.

One of them raised his hand.

"Yes?"

"Will we be able to use genjutsu proficiently?" He asked.

Kurenai sighed. "Unfortunately not." She stated. "You are here because you all have problems in this department and Hokage-sama ordered basic genjutsu training for everyone."

"What?" Another one exclaimed with hints of anger in his voice. "I can do katon jutsus you will never be able to do!"

Kunoichi's eyes narrowed. "And that's exactly why you're here." She stated seriously. "You have large chakra capacity, but lack the necessary chakra control for using genjutsu properly, and… what point in knowing all your katon jutsus, if you can't even find your target?"

"Oh… sorry…"

"It's all right. Now my goal is to teach each and every one of you to be able at least dispelling illusionary techniques."

"Will we be able to do at least that?" One girl asked.

Slight pause…

"You want my honest opinion?" Kurenai asked back.

The girl nodded.

"It doesn't matter what you'll do if someone like Uzumaki Naruto is against you…" She stated.

"W-Why, Kurenai-sensei?"

Another pause…

"Using genjutsu, he made Jiraya-sama stab Tsunade-sama through her chest with a sword…"

Dead silence.

"We'll still stop him though." Was suddenly heard from behind.

Kurenai turned her head… and her eyes narrowed once again.

"Sasuke-kun? What can I do for you?" She asked.

The last Uchiha smirked. "I'd like to have a word with you. How about you take a break, and we'll go… over there…" He pointed at the forest.

Kurenai straightened, keeping a stoic look. "Very well." He replied and turned back to her students. "Let's take a short break. Meanwhile I suggest you practice chakra control exercises."

"Pretty professional." Sasuke commented.

"I am a professional, Uchiha." Kurenai responded. "Let's go." She added and started to walk.

"What's with that attitude?" He asked. "Bad day?"

"That's none of your business." She replied harshly.

"Oh my!" Sasuke clutched his chest. "My heart is broken!"

"What do you want, Uchiha?"

Said Uchiha smirked. "Oh, come on! Can't I just want to talk to my favorite sensei?"

Kurenai raised an eyebrow. "Your favorite sensei?"

"Yep!" He gave her a beaming smile. "You know, I had a crush on you since the academy!"

Kunoichi's eyes widened slightly. "Uh… I'm sorry Sasuke-kun, but I'm not…"

His look instantly changed to a worried one. "Oh, please sensei! Don't send me away! That will kill me!"

Kurenai sighed. "Look, Uchiha, I'm really in a bad mood right now. I have a large group of people to teach genjutsu to… and Naruto has killed…"

"Your students…" He finished for her. "Yeah, I know… Thought technically I killed only one…"

Now that made her eyes wide as a grapefruits.

"W-What did you just say?!" She asked cautiously.

Sasuke looked at her in confusion. "Did I say the last sentence out loud?"

Kurenai nodded.

"Ahaha… um… ups!" He smiled at her sheepishly. "I wanted you to guess through your favorite sex position, but I guess it-mymh!" He wasn't allowed to finish, because his mouth was effectively shut with hers.

'Damn! I have to admit she is a great kisser… and looker… and sex partner… damn!'

"Don't fall in love, Casanova…" The demon blade commented.

'Shut up and let me enjoy!'

And enjoy he did. For a long time he wasn't kissed like that… It was like she had an addiction.

"My!" Sasuke finally said when their lips finally separated. "That's a sexual harassment, Kurenai-sensei! I will sue you!"

The kunoichi grinned at him. "Didn't you say that you had a crush on me just a while ago, hm?"

Sasuke mocked a frown. "But sensei… I betrayed Konoha once, and… How was it, kissing the last Uchiha by the way?"

"Fuck me if I know." She responded. "And no chance in hell I'm kissing that piece of shit!"

"Damn that's cold!" Sasuke stated… and dropped his disguise. "And here I thought you were kind-hearted."

With lust and passion in her eyes, Kurenai pushed him into a tree and kissed him again.

"That's better!" She stated. "That imbecile's face makes me shiver. Don't choose him as you cover again… Naruto."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "You forgot I killed your students already?"

The female jounin smirked at him. "When I decided to follow you, I threw it all away. They are… were nothing to me."

"Ho! No matter you were called Ice Queen."

"I was?"

"Yep! But…" He grabbed Kurenai's shoulders, and pushed her into a tree. "You certainly don't appear so cold to me… especially around here…" He said, placing his hand on her already wet panties.

"Ah!"

"Hey, by the way… I thought I tore this dress in pieces."

She smiled slyly. "You thought it was the only one I had?"

"Well yeah… wasn't it?"

"Nope!"

"Good, I like it."

"Naruto… about what you said earlier…"

"Hm?"

"Were you joking about having a crush on me in the academy?" Kurenai asked.

Naruto chuckled. "Truly?"

She nodded.

"No, I wasn't. You always had a nice voice and mature attitude… besides there were those exotic eyes of yours…"

Then he noticed her look.

"Don't look at me like that! I am a human after all…"

Pause.

"Well was anyway…"

Suddenly her hands wrapped around his neck.

"Please, Naruto. I… I don't want to be separated from you anymore… I can't!" She pleaded. "So please… take me with you this time."

Naruto's eyes widened at this.

'THAT's what he was talking about!' Ran through his mind. 'What he suggested again… Ah-ha! Not reject but use 'tragic soldier' pick up line… Hmm, let's see…'

He placed his other hand on her chin.

"I know you can't, babe. And I can't tell you how much I want to do just that… But not right now…" The demon replied.

Tears appeared in woman's eyes. "Naruto, please…!"

"No, listen. I… This thing I started… It may end before it even began."

"W-What do you mean?" She asked.

"I'm about to go to hell… literally."

"You what?!"

Naruto sighed. "I can trust you, right?"

She nodded again.

"In order to win this war, or battle, or whatever… I need help."

"I will…!"

"I know you will." He interrupted. "But that's not what I meant. The summon clans will stand against me, and to overcome that obstacle I need the help of many demons… However they won't obey me just like that."

"S-So?"

Pause.

"So I'm going to hell… And I'm going to slay an Overlord and become one myself."

Her eyes widened even more. "Oh Naruto… you're…"

"That's why I want you to stay here for now…" He frowned. "And if I'm destined to perish…"

Then unexpected happened. Kurenai covered his mouth with her palm.

"You're not." She whispered calmly. "You can not fail. I believe in you."

"Kurenai…"

"I chose to follow you and I will… And if you say you want me to stay here, then I will do that as well." She concluded sadly.

'Damn… Why do I feel bad all of sudden…' The demon thought. 'Is it because of… her? Because she's upset…? Hmm… maybe I can make her feel better…'

"You know…" He started. "I wasn't going to leave anywhere tonight."

Kunoichi smirked and wrapped her arms around his neck once again.

"And I never planned on letting you go…"

"That sounds really arousing…" Naruto leaned in for the kiss… but then remembered.

"Oh… OH! Wait! Wanna see something funny?"

Kurenai raised an eyebrow. "Funny?"

"Hmhmhm… come."

Sasuke's location…

"What?!" The last Uchiha shouted in surprise. "I couldn't do that! I was training here the entire day!" He explained to enraged mob of restaurant workers.

"He's telling the truth, you know…" Kakashi added.

"I don't care about that." The restaurant's director stated. "We have anti-chakra seals, it couldn't be an impostor. You hit our waiter and broke my property."

"B-But…!"

"Are you going to pay, or do I need to call for Hokage-sama?" The director asked.

"You don't need to." Tsunade said from behind him.

"Hokage-sama!" Kakashi exclaimed.

"What's the commotion here?" The slug mistress asked.

"One of your shinobi…" The director started but was cut off.

"Let me guess, Uchiha Sasuke?" She inquired.

"How did you…?"

"I'm terribly sorry, but that really was an impostor, trying to frame Sasuke."

The director raised an eyebrow. "But our seals…"

"They won't help against him…"

"Ah, I see… but the damage…"

"We will compensate you everything."

The director nodded. "Well, in that case please accept my apologies, Sasuke-san."

"It's nothing." Uchiha replied.

"Come on then, boys. We're done here." And with that director and his workers turned around and left.

Not too far away…

"Aww! That stupid bitch spoiled my fun!" Unhappy Naruto replied. "He was supposed to be beaten like a pig!"

Kurenai chuckled. "What did you do?"

The demon smirked. "Well, I kind of took Sasuke's form and…"

"Had some fun?"

"Exactly… And the funniest part is about to take place! Look!"

Back with Tsunade and the others…

"Where is he?! Where is Uchiha Sasuke?!" A crowd of girls wrapped in towels screamed.

"Oh boy…" The last Uchiha exclaimed.

"I'm not sure I even want to know what he did to them…" Orochimaru added.

The Hokage sighed in frustration. "And what in the world did Uchiha Sasuke do to you?"

One of the girls flushed. "He…"

"It doesn't matter what he did!" Tsunade screamed. "That wasn't him anyway. Now go away and get dressed!"

"But…"

"Now!" The Hokage shouted and girls ran away in fear. "Dammit, this day couldn't get any worse…"

"Um… Thank you, Hokage-sama…" Sasuke said.

"Huh, what? Ah, Sasuke… Nah, don't mention it."

"Still, who was the impostor?" Kakashi asked.

"Naruto was."

Sasuke and Kakashi's eyes widened.

"Then we must…" Uchiha started, but Tsunade cut him off.

"Then we must do what exactly?! Huh?! Search for him?!"

"Well, we can do something…" Kakashi replied.

"Yeah, and my something is drinking my ass off…" The Hokage responded.

"Wait, Tsunade!" Orochimaru exclaimed. "About earlier…"

"Oh, right. It's too late already. Tell Danzou to get that done first thing in the morning."

"Very well." The snake sannin said and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"I really shouldn't have taken that job…" Tsunade stated, walking away.

With Naruto…

"Oh, she will pay… I'll be fucked if she won't!" The enraged demon said.

"Well, you'll be fucked anyway…" Kurenai replied slyly from behind. "But what got you so angry? Is it about those girls?"

"Fuck those girls!" He shouted. "I could close my eyes on that one… But no one steals my catchphrases like that!"

Kunoichi bit her lower lip. "Umm… You know, I used the same phrase just a while ago."

Naruto smiled and placed his palm on her cheek. "That's alright, you can do that." Then his face turned angry. "She however… Oh, she will pay!"

"Well, what now?"

The demon thought for a moment. "Go back to your group and finish their session. Then go home and wait for me. Simple."

"What about you?" She asked.

Naruto chuckled. "Hmhmhm… let's just say, I have a granny to have a little chat with…"

Fifty minutes later. Hokage's office…

"I'm going home, Tsunade-sama." Shizune said. "You shouldn't stay for too long either."

"Yeah, yeah…" Godaime Hokage replied. "Just go home and get some sleep."

"Okay, I'm off then!" Shizune exclaimed and left.

"Annoying little…" Tsunade muttered, taking out a sake bottle. "Fucking Naruto… and fucking village… and fucking Naruto… and fucking grandfather… and fucking Naruto… and fucking war… and fucking Naruto… and fucking demons… and fucking Naruto… and fucking job… AND FUCKING NARUTO! DAMN YOU, NARUTO!"

"You need to lay off this stuff…" Sudden voice hissed.

"Fuck off, Orochimaru! I'm the fucking Hokage, and I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want!" Tsunade responded and opened a second bottle.

"Hmhmhm…" The snake sannin chuckled, sitting across her. "You always couldn't help it with alcohol and gambling…"

"Yeah, so what?!" She responded.

"Well, at lease you're good in one of the two…" Orochimaru replied, helping himself with sake.

"Hey, that's mine! Get your own!" The Hokage exclaimed.

"Oh, come on! Don't be so greedy! Greed is a sin, you know…"

"Hahaha!" The Hokage laughed. "You of all are telling me about sins?! You must be out of your fucking mind… Or do I really look that bad?"

"Yep." Orochimaru replied and Tsunade's eyes narrowed. "Especially without your genjutsu…"

"Fuck you!"

"Haha! Anytime."

"Keep dreaming!" Tsunade shouted, drinking down her alcohol.

"By the way, why do you keep playing those stupid games if you'll lose anyway?"

"I don't always lose!"

"Yes you do…" Orochimaru smirked. "Especially betting against me…"

Tsunade looked at him in confusion. "I don't recall betting against you…"

Orochimaru's smirk turned into an evil grin.

"Why! You did lose that necklace after all…"

Long pause.

"No… It can't be!"

"Yeah, it's good to see you too… baa-chan!"