Chapter 74

Hi guys, it's Harry Louverne at your service.

And as you all may know, each school is able to allocate a small number of days which are reserved for staff training. These teacher training days are set at each school's discretion.

So, at that time, we don't go to school for that one WEEK!!

And the staff training starts next week, which means I just have to attend school this one week.

...You know what, I'm not even ready to go there for one week...

But....

"HARRY! GET UP!" Mom shouted from the kitchen.

Sometimes I think all moms have superpowers. Something like a sixth sense which can tell them if their child is sleeping or not- even if they aren't there physically.

"Mom...I can't go to school today...I'm sick." I said.

"Harry Louverne" Mom said as she got to my door and said "You know what, Louise gets up at five every morning and goes jogging for 5 km so don't give me that nonsense! The garbage goes out more often than you."

"...I'm going to take a bath." I said and crawled out of the room.

I reached the bathroom, half asleep and took my toothbrush.

The toothbrush slipped from my hand and fell on the floor.

You know the lazy rule- When you can't reach what you dropped...You don't need it anymore.

"Yeah! Gonna brush without a toothbrush real quick like wooh wooh! When will my fingers come to use?" I said as I laid the toothpaste on my finger.

I took out my phone from my pocket.

"5% battery...Well, it can work for at least 5 hours." I said as I looked at it.

I was still half asleep and checked my messages.

@Womanisingdouchebag

Oh! Don't be confused, it's Brandon.

"Hey! I found great stuff on YouTube. Here's the link-"

I opened the link and saw a vine of a man shaving a cat.

"What the hell is this? Is this supposed to be funny or does it have some other meaning?"

I saw a better video in my recommendations and clicked it.

YouTube said - This video is not available in your country.

"OH WHERE AM I THEN? NARNIA?" I shouted at YouTube.

I went back to watching the video which Brandon had sent.

As I couldn't understand what it meant, I texted him back...

"What is it supposed to mean?"

His reply was instant

We all have that one friend who's free as f*ck and always online but still manages to get better grades than you...

His reply was-

@Womanisingdouchebag

"You didn't get it? It's a man shaving a p*ssy"

....

...We all have that one friend who always thinks of everything in a dirty way....

"OH GOSH! YOU SPOILED MY DAY AND ACTIVATED MY DIRTY MIND!!!" I shouted.

So, I texted him...

"Hey, I found gay porn. Want that?"

I had sent a risky text...and Brandon's unpredictable....

He didn't reply for another five minutes.

So, I kept my phone aside and shouted "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!"

"What have you done?" Brother said as he stood beside me in his black boxers.

"UWA!!!" I shouted as I turned and looked at him.

I was WIDE AWAKE NOW!!

"B- Brother, it's not like that-"

"Have you seen my hair trimmer? I need to shave but I can't find it anywhere." He said as he looked inside the closet.

"Un...No"

That moment when someone asks whether you have seen their shaving kit and you're there like- B*TCH I DON'T EVEN HAVE FACIAL HAIR!!! WHAT ARE YOU EXPECTING?

"Oh! Found it." Brother said and applied the shaving foam on his face.

He paused and looked at me while I gaped at him and his masculine magnificence in awe.

"...Do you wanna shave too?" He said.

"Un-Oh- No no." I said awkwardly.

"Then get lost" He said and I quickly walked towards the bathtub.

I took a bath and when I was done...the most horrifying thought crossed my mind...

"Oh sh*t...I forget the towel...."

I looked outside and saw that brother had already left the bathroom.

Now, I only had three options-

Either I wipe myself with my underwear and then wear it which was extremely gross just imagining so pass.

Or…In this cold…I walk upstairs to my room, in an underwear and then find the towel and wipe myself.

OR MAYBE

To shout until someone hears me and get me a towel....

"MOM!!!!" I shrieked as if the world was ending.

"MOM!!!! MOM!!!!"

The bathroom door slammed open and brother came inside with a toast in his mouth.

"What happened Harry? You saw a roach?" He said with a smirk.

I hid behind the curtain and said "Un...I- I need a towel..."

He chewed the toast and washed his hands in the washbasin.

Then, he turned towards me and said "Then just go get it, Harry."

I stood there blankly while he left the bathroom.

........

I SERIOUSLY PITY MYSELF!!!

WHY DO I HAVE SUCH A HORRIBLE BIG BROTHER!!!

HAVING AN ELDER BROTHER SUCKS!!!

Suddenly, I looked at the toilet paper.

No, no Harry, no....

But...

It's better than wiping yourself with your underwear.

I wiped myself with the toilet paper and suddenly the door opened and brother marched in with a towel in his hand.

He stopped and looked at me....

*Louise's point of view*

He looked at me and said "You know what, Harry. The problem with this world is that girls over think...and guys don't think."

He threw the towel on my face and left the bathroom.

I...I WANNA KILL MYSELF BY DROWNING MYSELF IN THE TOILET!!!!!!

After breakfast, brother and I went to school.

He dropped me in front of the gate and drove towards the parking area.

I took a deep sigh and said "I wish more people would notice me."

"Hi~" Brandon said as he walked towards me.

"Not you go away." I said and walked towards the school building.

Brandon was soon surrounded by girls while I walked towards the newly fitted glass door in the middle of the hall.

Like seriously, looks like our school is too high on funds!

"Hi Harry" Daisy Carpenter said as she walked towards me.

"Hello Daisy" I said with a smile.

"Un...Our school is collecting funds for donating them to poor children. Would you like to contribute?" Daisy said.

HIGH ON FUNDS MY ASS! THIS SCHOOL IS SO POOR IT'S NAME IS WRITTEN DOWN IN THE RED BOOK OF ENDANGERED SPECIES!!

"Sure, I've got some old T-shirts. I'll get them tomorrow." I said.

"Alright, thanks!" She said.

I turned back and saw Kate Roberts who stood in front of the glass door.

He pushed the door.

"You gotta pull, bro" A random guy, sitting with a group of other guys, said.

"Oh thanks. My next option was to lift it." Kate said, sarcastically.

"What's with this jerk, rude af." The random guy said.

I laughed as I walked towards Kate.

"Do you love to be hated or are you just antisocial?" I said.

"I ain't antisocial, I just hate most people." Kate said.

"That's so like you, Kate Roberts." I said.

Suddenly Daisy walked towards Kate and said "You are Kate Roberts?! I thought she was a girl. Anyways nice to meet you. My name is Daisy Carpenter."

"And you are Daisy Carpenter? I thought it was a flower stuck up in a carpenter's butt. Anyways not very nice to meet you. You already know my name." Kate said.

"Well...Ha ha...Oh! I almost forgot!" Daisy said "Our school is collecting funds for donating them to poor children. Would you like to contribute-"

"I am poor." Kate said.

......

"...O...k.... It- It's alright, then... see ya!" She said and walked away.

"So, wassup?" I said as we both walked towards our locker.

"Don't ask. I'm so done with my life. Anna is on diet and because of that, I've been forced to eat only salads for all three meals since the last 3 days." Kate said.

"That seems harsh. I don't understand why girls are so obsessed with their weight?" I said.

"Me neither. Basically, who cares?" Kate said.

"Yeah. Look at Grace. She's thin but still she's on diet every week." Harry said.

"Ew! No, she's fat." Kate said.

…I guess I know why girls are so obsessed with their weight...

We walked towards our locker and I found Hana Teller standing in front of my locker.

"Hi Hana" I said as I stood in front of my locker.

"Un...Harry...I....could we please meet up in the gym during homeroom today?" She asked.

Oh my God....

FINALLY A CONFESSION!!!

-To be continued