Chapter 86
Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on this Earth. They are treated like kids and expected to act like adults.
Yo motherf**kers! MJ here! Let's get this shit started!
Guys today I'm gonna talk about something which each and everyone of us uses in our daily lives.
No, no, I'm not selling underwears, I'm talking about that one thing called- CONFIDENCE
Girls these days are so confident....
"You are the funniest and most beautiful girl I've ever met!" I said to a random girl in our class.
"Hump! You just wanna f**k me." She said.
"Oh! And smart too." I said.
Doesn't matter if after that, I was hiding on the terrace to escape her boyfriend but the experience was worthwhile.
And then ppl ask me why I'm always such a pervert. I answer confidently...
"Well, it gives you happiness and nosebleeds, so why not?"
Confidence, my friend, is an ailment too! It's not always good! It makes ugly b*tches feel like they are the MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON THE PLANET AND EVERY GUY WANTS TO F**K THEM, EVEN GAY DUDES.
But when they meet a thug like me...
*Slap*
"You are the worst person I've ever met! I hate your personality."
Well…First of all, B*TCH! My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are!
I said to her, no kidding. Her reaction-
*SLAP*- This time harder...
Seriously, why do girls come down to violence when they run out of comebacks? I just call such girls "B*TCHES"
This was about girls. Now, let's talk about GUYS!
The reason why you're reading this sh*t in the first place.
Guys these days are also so confident...
Take....Ralf for an instance!
When you have an assignment to submit the next day and you sit here with your phone like "I'll do it. I know I'll do, I'll simply not sleep tonight."
That's good.
You are confident you'll do it.
You wake up all night.
But you don't complete that assignment all night. Now, I won't question exactly WHAT you were doing the entire night, but, I guess I made my point clear.
The last thing I hate is...
LOVE DRAMA!!!
I can puke my bowels out just by looking at it.
He likes you, you like him- JUST CONFESS AND F**K ALREADY!!!
What's with all that blushing and holding hands?!!
BLEGH!!!!
AAA-*Spits*
Huh! So, when I saw this drama going on with Harry and Jaden...
I…JUST EXPLODED....
WHAT IS THAT?! WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT F**KING IF YOU LIKE EACH OTHER?! GROSS! DON'T GIVE THAT 'LOVEY DOVEY' BULLS*IT!
So, I decided to intervene a little to speed things up.
AND IT WORKED!
At least, that's what my gut says....
AND GUT IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
YOU CAN'T TRUST YOUR PARENTS, BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST YOUR GUT!
I jumped from Jaden's appartement.
For all those who wonder how I'm still alive- One word....
Parkour
For all those of you who don't know what parkour is- It's basically the sport of moving along a route, typically in a city, trying to get around or through various obstacles in the quickest and most efficient manner possible, as by jumping, climbing, or running.
Not meant to brag but I have amazing parkour skills.
I have played professional parkour games too. You should try it, maybe.
I remember breaking my neck and my right shoulder while learning parkour, but once you're a professional, it's totally worth breaking your...Un....bo- body! Yes!
Note that I'm not telling you guys to break something while learning and then curse me, 'cause I am a thug, but you may get seriously injured, not kidding guys, like, seriously as in-
~Falling off a skyscraper~
~Getting an electric shock~
~Being struck in the space between two consecutive buildings like...forever~
Injuries like stepping into dogs*it, being personal pigeon toilets, getting caught by the police, running into a pole and breaking a bone or two are NOT considered as 'serious' injuries.
They are simply mental traumas.
So....Anyone interested in 'Le Bone Multiplication?
For all those who want to see how it feels to parkour, the following video is just for you.
Cool, isn't it?
So, I was returning back home, jumping on roofs and terraces of different skyscrapers and buildings.
I wondered that once we graduate, who will run the 'Rehabilitation Club'?
I remember the times when Zalia was in high school. She was a third year and Louise and I were first years at that time.
We used to work so seriously on this club. Zalia, her two best friends- Dirac and Raymond...
That second year- Richard (She is a girl guys, yes I know it's a weird name for a girl, yes, she was bullied for this.)
They were good seniors, nevertheless.
Then, when they graduated, it was only me, Louise and Jeremy left in the rehabilitation club.
Jeremy, Jeremy Weaste guys. Yes, that illegitimate progeny of a gorilla and a human.....
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No I'm just kidding guys, chill down.
I remember Louise forced Jeremy to join the club after he saw that Jeremy was being bullied in the football team.
And now, all three of us are gonna graduate....
Three years passed like a second. I remember each and everything we did together.
And I have the footage of all our memories captured in my camera.
It's mostly Louise beating up other guys.
It was an amazing and unique club. And, we were quite respected in the school for this. Louise and I plan to continue this in college since we'll be going to the same college.
I know I'll pass in a go, GUT FEELING!
But now, I wonder....
Who will take after the Rehabilitation Club?
"WHOA!!!" I shouted as I fell inside a plastic made roof.
The roof couldn't bear my weight so it ripped off, and I fell down making a hole in it.
I fell on a table where two people were sitting and eating carrots.
.......
"Hey! Why did you make the roof of plastic? It's so lame! No wonder your wife left you!" I shouted.
Naturally, I was angry and my ass hurt real bad.
The man burst up into tears and the girl sitting beside him stood and patted his shoulder.
"Don't cry, dad. It was not your fault." She said. She had an Irish accent, just like her father.
And she was....Wow...
I just took out my camera, and clicked her picture the moment she turned towards me.
Did she just smile or am I hallucinating cause I haven't f**ked for a while...
She looked at me and I had this gut feeling that she is also from Kerlin County High.
....BOY!
I said "Hey, you are Irish-"
She kicked me in my b*lls and grabbed my collar.
"UGH!!!!" I groaned.
"YOU JERK, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FATHER?!!" She said.
"C- Calm down. Wow, you're so not cute at all-"
She punched my nose and I fell on the ground.
OH GOD! THIS GIRL IS A MONSTER! SHE REMINDS ME OF LOUISE'S PUNCHES!
WAIT- Louise's punches....
Someone as strong as him.....?
"HEY!" I said as I got up "Would you like to join a club?"
"WEIRDO! HOW COULD YOU GET UP AFTER THAT?!" She shouted.
"Oh! It's nothing, I'm used to this." I said as I cleaned all the blood off of my nose.
"Used to this? Ha! Do you randomly fall from someone's roof everyday?" She said.
"No, but I do bleed at least once a month." I said.
"Huh! You're weird!" She said.
"Why? I only bleed one day a month, you bleed seven days a month. Science's gut feeling-"
"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DOG!" She said.
"I will, if you say that you'll join the rehabilitation club." I said.
"I don't wanna join any club in the first place." She said.
"Why?" I said.
"I need to support my family. I don't have time for that..." She said.
"Support your family? What is that bum there for then?" I said pointing at her father.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL MY DAD A BUM!!" She said and here started...
Professional boxing.
She literally grabbed me and threw me out of her house.
HOW CAN A GIRL PICK UP A GUY AND THROW HIM OUT LIKE SOME RANDOM, ROTTEN POTATO?! WHAT DOES SHE EAT?!
But, that's the kind of girl the rehabilitation club needs!
I looked at the name plate of the worn down house.
"Nolans." It said.
"Nolan...I've heard this name somewhere." I said as I closed my eyes and skimmed my memory.
"I remembered! Ryan Nolan!!" I shouted.
"Who's that?" Louise said as we both sat in his room.
"I remember hearing a rumor about him in the school. He was a third year....
Who committed suicide because he was being bullied, like, badly bullied. I think she's his sister." I said.
Louise looked surprised and said "....Don't tell me, she is-"
"Being bullied too." I said "That's what my gut says....For the first time in my life...
I hope that my gut is wrong..."
-To be continued