Chapter 14
"Hello. I am only speaking to warn you to not talk to me. I am the one who will be the greatest blood mage ever. My name is Mary. So don't talk to me peasant."
Deciding to ignore her, Lich started his lessons or drinking?
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[Lesson 52 Blood Brick]
[Blood Brick: Condensing blood into the shape of a brick. Has a chance to stun or phase if smashed into the head of something living.
Lich was about to start talking out loud to himself but the other people at the bar were giving him death glares. So he just went back to drinking.
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[Lesson 139 Blood Thief]
[Blood Thief: Drinking this allows the drinker to be better at robbing people without them knowing.]
'With the name like that is it a blood mage thief? I want to ask the bartender but I feel like no one here likes me for some reason.'
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[Lesson 205 Blood Cow]
[Blood Cow: Drinking this allows one to summon blood in the shape of a cow to fight.]
"Another thing it doesn't mention is this Law allows me to collect the blood of a cow." Lich whispered to himself as it felt weird to not talk to himself out loud.
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[Lesson 352 Blood Whirlpool]
[Blood Whirlpool: Summon a whirlpool of blood around you. The skill by itself doesn't do much damage but can cause a person hit by it motion sickness.]
'I could use this to disgust people too. Stacked with the motion sickness they will be to busy throwing up to fight. But in the Path of whirlpools is the Whirlpool of Blood just the same thing? Or is it more whirlpool and less blood control?'
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[Lesson 401 Blood Kobold]
[Blood Kobold: Drinking this allows one to summon blood in the shape of a kobold to fight.]
'I guess the use of the monster and animals will just be the same then?'
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[Lesson 551 Blood Peas]
[Blood Peas: Peas cultivated in the Bludlands of the Blood mages. It can help non blood mages build blood back up and is used to feed vampires as they cannot eat regular foods.]
'So all the plants grown in this place fill up with blood. It will taste good for blood mages and vampires. But what does it taste like for others?'
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[Lesson 631 Blood Bread]
[Blood Bread: Bread made for the consumption of vampires and blood mages.]
'The food is also pretty good. I am glad with the plants and food I got to eat. The drinks were making me intoxicated but eating this bread helps a lot.'
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[Lesson 723 Blood Road]
[Blood Road: Using blood magic to create a path of blood to walk on. Solid for you and liquid for others.]
'This will help me and hurt my enemy. I just got to hope it is hard for them to swim in blood.'
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[Lesson 834 Blood Shrine]
[Blood Shrine: Filling this with blood allows one to strengthen themselves.]
'It does not have the percentage or what gets stronger. I can only assume the amount and worth of the blood changes the outcome of the boost.'
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[Lesson 914 Quest Buy Blood]
[Quest Buy Blood: Go buy some blood.]
'... Yeah I guess that is pretty obvious.'
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Home Area
'The next place I am going is the monster area. The interior is similar to the animal area. I will go with the goblin one.'
Following what he did with the raccoon path, he was attacked by a goblin from behind.
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"You are finally awake Lord Lich." A man with gold angel wings on his back spoke to the waking Lich.
"Yes. Sorry if you were all waiting on me. So where are we?"
The room they were in was high class. There was a giant rectangle table with 10 people all sitting on thrones. The angel guy's throne had a hand carved angel that was a metal in height. Looking at his own throne, Lich saw what was carved onto his. A hooded figure perched on a wall of skulls. Weirdly enough out of the ten chairs there, Lich's was the tallest.
"We are in the Demon Lord Trials. Currently we are about to set out to do the Goblin Trial. Also we all just got here ourselves. My name is General, but you can call me Gen." said a woman sitting at the other end of the table. Her throne had a Humanoid standing on other humanoids. Her throne was the second tallest there.
Suddenly doors opened up on the walls behind the thrones."It was nice to meet you all. But it seems to be the time to enter. Oh and Lich sorry for not stating my name. Like the rest here I go by what I am and not a real name. Call me Seraphim or Seth for short."
Everyone but Lich left. "How is Seth the short version of Seraphim?" he said to the empty room.
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[Lesson 3 Goblin's Potion Launcher]
[Goblin Potion Launcher: The only potion launcher that can launch the unstable Goblin Potions safely.]
Sitting at a crafting table was Lich. He looked more like a demon lord than a goblin. "This is pretty accurate. Maybe this item is a favorite of goblins for some reason."
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[Lesson 103 Goblin Alchemist]
[Goblin Alchemist: Notes of the Great Alchemist God Gobii. ]
"The grammar in these notes are horrible. But the knowledge in it is terrifying. Are goblins just amazing alchemists or is it that Gobii was a super genius?"
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[Lesson 254 Goblin Horse]
[Goblin Horse: Unlike the weird abominations of the druids, the goblin horse is just a species of horse that the goblins raised.]
"This type of comment pops up a lot. Is it whoever wrote the information stored in the systems just dislike druids?"
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[Lesson 322 Goblin Gu Mage]
[Goblin Gu Mage: A goblin who liked to pick up random bugs and talk to them. Eventually he picked up Gu bugs and became a mage.]
"I mean it might be weird to randomly pick up bugs and talk to them. But if it grants you magic powers maybe I should start to do it too?"
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[Lesson 442 Goblin Mutant:Mage]
[Goblin Mutant:Mage : A goblin who had ran into a mutant:mage and survived.]
"Mutant:mage? Is it this mage robe that is attached to the goblin? Wow this is attached to its flesh. Creepy."
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[Lesson 505 Goblin Corn]
[Goblin Corn: Corn that is grown by goblins.]
"Wow this info did not really help at all. But this corn seems to be a bit smaller than normal corn. The color is purple which I guess you can make purple corn chips with it, nice."
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[Lesson 652 Goblin Energy Drink]
[Goblin Energy Drink: One of the best energy drinks in the market. Caution! Limit to one a week as anymore has a small chance of making the heart implode.]
[Drink (0/1 mil)]
"It has a cation to not drink more than one a week. Then it tells me to drink one million? Are you fucking kidding me! Oh, it is super nice. It is really bitter and is grapefruit flavored."
Before Lich knew it he had already had 10 of them. "Wow my heart is going hard. But I can't stop myself, this taste way to good! Wait, I mean I need to drink this to continue on. It isn't like I am addicted to it cause of how tasty it is." Lich quickly reached 100 drinks before his vision went dark.
Waking up, Lich started to violently cough and something came out of his mouth. "Wow when I look at it, it reminds me of a heart. But as I am still alive I am going to ignore it and continue to drink."
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[Lesson 727 Goblin Soccer]
[Goblin Soccer: it is just goblins playing soccer.]
[Play Matches (0/1mil)]
In front of Lich was a computer. The computer had a game going called Goblin Soccer.
"So I just have to play a soccer game where the players are goblins? Isn't this just playing soccer with shorter people though?"
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[Lesson 887 Goblin Hideout]
[Goblin Hideout: A small indent in the ground that allows only goblins to come and go out of it.]
[Dig up (0/1 mil)]
"So I have to go around and dig around these small holes? How does that work though?"
Finding a hole, Lich started to dig around it. However as soon as the shovel hit the ground it was to solid for the shovel to go into. Stabbing the shovel further and further away, it finally went into the ground.
Dragging the shovel through the dirt where it could go, Lich ended up drawing a meter wide octagon in the ground. "So this is the shape it really is. But that means it is going to be a meter deep as well. I really hope this is a dig up and not a carry mission cause it looks like it will be heavy and the fact I have to do this a million times seems like a lot of work.
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[Lesson 921 Quest: Goblin Talk]
[Quest Goblin Talk : Go talk to some Goblins]
"The hardest quest yet. I have to talk to something. I hate this quest."