Lich sat around bored out of his mind. "Damn, I kind of regret telling everyone I was only open in the afternoon. It is still morning time and I am just kind of stuck here for the day. Maybe I should turn the first person I see into some more jerky."
As Lich said that, someone cautiously walked inside the shop. Seeing the ambulance driver, Lich sighed. "What can I do for you today? I recommend the meat that isn't jerky. I mean even if you were fine with eating human meat, I wouldn't offer the jerky anyways. I mean I don't even have the secondary to make jerky. That stuff is just super dried flesh."
"Oh I am even less hungry now, thanks. I came here because someone else had died and like before, you are the only person who can deal with them. Also seeing it helps you, I brought them over despite you opening the shop late. I am kind of surprised you are here so early."
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