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It wasn't long before the assholes arrived all seven of the bullies that had beaten Hector to death were here and they didn't even bother to check their surroundings as they began to break down the door to my apartment while they charged in I called the bureau of paranormal affairs to report a monster in my apartment.

The reasons I called the bureau of paranormal affairs are first to cover my ass so I don't get blamed for killing those morons, second I need them to kill the creature whatever it may be finally because there is an incentive reward for finding these monsters to prevent others from just ignoring them and allowing them to multiply.

It wasn't long before I started to hear screaming coming from inside my apartment and the sirens of the paranormal affairs bureau approaching I went to wait outside for the agents for plausible deniability about the knowledge of moron brigade being torn to shreds in my apartment I didn't go to investigate myself because although I was able sense it's energy that doesn't mean that I could fight the dam thing as I had zero cultivation at the moment it wasn't long before a female agent approached if she was on earth she would have been instantly famous with her looks alone although she wasn't busty per se but she wasn't flat she had all the feminine curves she needed to capture anyone's attention along with a gorgeous face that would forever haunt your dreams but what brought me back to reality was the cold indifferent look in her eyes.

gorgeous agent:"I am agent Sarah this is my partner agent Philip was the creature the one that covered you in bruises?"

I looked finally noticing her partner who I had not even realized was right beside her the whole time he was handsome but lacked the wow factor that she had while on his own he could easily attract attention but when paired with Sarah he became invisible.

Me:"No that was a separate incident the creature is in my apartment I felt it's presence when I went to the door"

Philip looked at me with undisguised suspicion, while Sarah looked on in complete doubt.

Philip:"Have you been tested for energy sensitivity?"

Me:"No, the schools around the poor districts don't bother to check anyone you can ask but if you fail the assessment they charge you and as you can see I can't afford to pay"

They both take note of my shabby appearance before nodding although they did seem shocked to find out that we had to pay for such examinations but continued on with why they were here.

Sarah:"You understand that a false report could mean fines and possibly jail time?"

Me:"Yes, but a report that leads to subjugation of the reported creature is a hefty sum for someone in my position"

Sarah:"Fine, lead us to the creature"

Without wasting anymore time I lead them to my apartment it wasn't long before they ran ahead of me hearing the death cry of one of my bullies when I finally caught up to them they were already engaged in combat with the xenomorphic spider known as a spider goblin according to Hector's memories while on the floor were three corpse husks and a half dead bleeding out teen the other three were secured to the wall in web cocoons the fight if you could call it that didn't last very long as they easily subdued the monster before stabilizing one of the idiot brigade and tossing the goblin into a cage before calling an ambulance and questioning me.

Sarah:"Do you know these individuals?"

Me:"Of course I do, they are the local bullies that tried to rob me earlier which is why I am covered in bruises they must have followed me home to steal from my apartment while I was away!"

Sarah:"You just told us that you are broke why would they want to rob you?"

Me:"They attend the same school as me and it is a well-known fact that I had a part-time job and was saving up for a cleansing elixir"

Sarah:"Wait "had a job?""

Me:"Yeah, had a job I didn't make into work today because they attacked me on my way to work and the manager hated me and said if I was late even once don't bother showing up so thanks to them I don't have a job"

Sarah:"Where is your legal guardian and why aren't they here?"