Chapter-5
Chapter-5
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Author's Notes
Thank you, Everyone. Thanks to your support I have reached 900 words last chapter. Arigato Gusaemas (I don't know Japanese.) *90-degree bow*(Not really I am sitting on a chair.)
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"Who's Mitsu-Mitsu??? Is that her son??? Why does his name make him sound weak??? Fufufufufufufufu…. I'm going to have fun teasing the hell out of him when I can talk. Mitsu-Mitsu Fufufufufufufufu."
(Blablu gugabe total fufufufu welubablubu gegufuk afufufufufufuf afufufufuf kui ayahhhhh nyaaaaaah nya nya nyanyafufufufufuf nunya fufufufufufufufufu)
"What so funny Genji-Kun, is Mitsu-Mitsu a funny name? It is, isn't it? I bet Mitsuki-Kun is always embarrassed when I call him Mitsu-Mitsu, Hahahaha Hahaha!!! He's coming today, isn't he? Well, I'll be back after I get things ready for when he comes. Ok, bye Genji-Kun." She says as rushes out of the room where Genji sleeps.
'Suddenly I feel so tired *yawn*. I'm just going to take a nap for a little bit…' *snore*
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/Mitsuki POV/
"Mom!!! I'm back!!" I shouted, "Where are you!!!"
"Stop shouting!!! And come to your old room!!!" she shouted back.
"Okay!!!" (Mitsuki)
"Stop shouting!!! I can hear you just fine."(Old lady)
"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"(????)
"Who is that???" (Mitsuki)
"It's your little brother!!!"
"Who!!!!!!!" I shouted as I run to my old room.
"What are you? Stupid!!! As if this little old me can bear a child!! Come here already!!!"
I run to my old room and find Mom holding a cute baby.
"Who's baby is it?" I asked
"A customer had asked me if I could look after him for a few days while she goes to Konoha and I said that I could. What did you think it was mine? Get me those clothes. I need to put clothes on him."
"Give him to me. I'll look after him for awhile, get me something to eat. I've something to ask you."
"Here…" She says as she gives the baby to me to hold. "Don't drop him."
"I'm not stupid."I grumble
"You sure act like it. I'll get you something to eat."
She goes to the kitchen and I get some practice for taking care of a baby when mines born.
"Glu blu.. re lu ts ts. Hahahahah aaye." The baby looks at me and laughs.
A tick mark forms on my head.
"Why do I get the feeling that you're making fun of me!"
"Blahahaha Bobooo hajha"
"Whatever…What is your name kid."
''Bli blu bui tatu tone yayayay huhehun hasu drs afuti bable" He looks at my face and babbles
"Mom!!! What's his name?"
"Genji-Kun, tell Mitsu-Mitsu what your name is!!!"
It's a pretty small house and because mom is shouting maybe the kid would hear.
The kid nods at me and turns his head towards Mom's sound.
"Blub lay yayaya. Hay" He babbles out loud.
"What a weird kid!!!"
As I say this the kid starts kicking and hitting me.
"Glub noct too blab youi"
'Are babies normally like this? Whatever… As long as my kid is nothing like this one.'
/Genji POV/
"Argh… What a loud noise!!! Even my defective ears hurt! Who tha F*ck yelled right now? Huh, Who is it?"
(Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!)
"Who is that???"(?????)
'Who said that'
"It's your little brother!!!"
'Who!!!!!!!'
"Who!!!!!!!"
'Whaaaaat!!! Did Oba-san kidnap me??? Noooooo!!! My Future!!! My dreams!! All ruined!!!'
"What are you? Stupid!!! As if this little old me can bear a child!! Come here already!!!"
'Did Oba-san just trick someone… not me????'
Right then, a man wearing ninja clothing enters the room I was kept in.
'He looks out of breath.'
"Who's baby is it?" He asked Oba-san
"A customer had asked me if I could look after him for a few days while she goes to Konoha and I said that I could. What did you think it was mine? Get me those clothes. I need to put clothes on him." Oba-san replied
"Give him to me. I'll look after him for awhile, get me something to eat. I've something to ask you."
"Here…" She says as she gives me to man. "Don't drop him."
He grumbles something I couldn't hear.
"You sure act like it. I'll get you something to eat." Oba-san says as she gets out of the room.
"That's right. Whatever she said. Hahahaha Idiot." (Glu blu.. re lu ts ts. Hahahahah aaye)
A tick forms on his head as he says, "Why do I get the feeling that you're making fun of me!"
"I am making fun of you, you idiot. Hahahaha" (Blahahaha Bobooo hajha)
"Whatever…What is your name kid."
"Like someone like you can learn of this great me's name"
(Bli blu bui tatu tone yayayay huhehun hasu drs afuti bable) He looks at my face as I babble.
"Mom!!! What's his name?"
"Genji-Kun, tell Mitsu-Mitsu what your name is!!!"
I nod at him.
"Only because Oba-san said so."
(Blub lay yayaya. Hay)
"What a weird kid!!!"
'He dares call me 'Weird''
"I shall take revenge."
(Glub noct too blab youi)
I start kicking and punching him.
"Feel the power of my fist!!!" I lift my hand and aim to hit his head… But it missed
(Glun blat fu tai)
*Baby Fist is Not Very Effective*
'Wait, I've got something that I have been practicing. Sh*t Style- Poop Release. *poop*'
*Sh*t Style-Poop Release is Very Effective.*
*Mitsu-Mitsu is Disgusted. Mitsu-Mitsu Flinched.*
*Mitsu-Mitsu used Call Mom.*
"What!!! You! You!! Mom!!! The kid sh*t on my hand."
'Uh Oh, I think I'm in trouble. So, this person really was Mitsu-Mitsu.'
"HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHA!!! What do I Have to do about it??? Hahahahahaha!!!"
'I think I'm OK'
"Shut up!!!!"
"Hahaha HAHAHAHAHa HAHAHAHaha !!! Sorry, Mitsuki-ku- Hahahaha!!! It's just so funny!!!"
*Mom used Humiliate on Mitsu-Mitsu*
*Critical Hit*
*Mitsu-Mitsu blushes.*
*Genji uses Laugh.*
*Mitsu-Mitsu fainted.*
"No! Wait, Don't Faint!!! I'll fall you idiot!!! Help me Oba-san."
(Ahhhhhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhh Yayayayaya Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhh Ahh)
*Mitsu-Mitsu used Self Destruct*
*Genji-Kun loses 2/5 HP…*
*Mom uses Save on Genji-kun.*