[Third Person- Dunno what POV is best, lemme know if you have any preferences, will play around as i go along]
The clattering of junk filled the silence. The ROB was a little too good at reforming him. He was very much solid.
*shuffle* *shuffle*
"What arrre you doing?" The ROB asked bewildered. He stared at the back of the man. WHo was squatted looking for his home defense tool.
"I don't know who you are, or why you're here. Just know I'm broke, i have no more money and my rent is due." The young man spoke. It was really meaningless to describe him any further.
"Did you not hear me? I asked if you wish to be reincarnated?" The ROB asked again. Even further confused as the human moved aside his old body slumped on the floor.
"Are you messing with me? Is this bullying? I'll have you know i haven't been bullied in 1,020 years!" The ROB yelled out. This was clearly getting out of hand.
The shuffling stopped. The young man stood up and turned around. It seemed things could finally proceed.
"Yeah well I needed to know what sorta being you were. Would ya just blast me for ignoring you? Maybe force me with some weirdo voodoo magic?" Oh? It seems the human isn't stupid. However he was also really starting to get annoying. Does he think he's being cool? Grow up.
"No you grow up Author-san" Ah. There's the customary 4th wall break. I'll have you know mr. MC i can have you reincarnate in Berserker...as Casca.
"I'm sorry Author-san I've failed to see Mt. Tai." The human performed what was commonly known as a dogeza. The ROB was starting to really get annoyed. How dare another being butt in like this? Well it wasn't like he could do anything right now.
"Ahem, Whatever your name is, it doesn't matter anymore who you were in the past as you'll soon be born anew..." ROB-san you asked him if he wanted to be reincarnated, why are you ignoring that and just proceeding? Is it that time of the month? Are you bi-polar?
"Yeah I thought I had a choice what if I don't want to be reincarnated? Ever think of that!?" The human indignant despite being an ant before us.
"Oi!!"
...
So the ROB had enough and the human exploded into spirit dust. The End.